From: "DB Sommer" <sommer@3rdm.net>
To: "Corwin" <ely7@inter.net.il>
CC: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Subject: [FFML] Re: [Teaser] A Ranma/Nuku Nuku Fusion
Date: Sun, 27 Aug 2000 00:18:31 -0400
To prove that despite all rumors to the contrary that I am still alive:
Corwin wrote:
Nobody noticed the elephant become extremely nervous at that point.
But wouldn't an elephant be able to fight Ranma more effectively than a
panda would? (just look at Jasmine's success against Happosai ^_^)
See below...
"Um, before I could take you on that training journey, Nodoka made me
promise that I'd become a cybernetologist among cybernetologists, or you
and I will commit seppuku! You even signed it with a fingerprint!"
"Is cybernetologist even a word... Hey!"
Good question.
An even better question is, why would a cyberneticist train at
Jusenkyo?
[You mean Nodoka Mishima?] the pink elephant's sign read.
Oh, right... they were
_hiding_ at Jusenkyo - or looking for disguises.
Hmm, has anyone ever done a fic where Genma deliberately took Ranma
to Jusenkyo for this reason?
Interesting choice of animal. Of course when people swear to have seen him
he can deny it and say he isn't there and that they must be drunk, since
everyone knows that's the only time you see pink elephants.
Pink elephants are the size of small birds and live in the shadows
among the rafters of old English pubs and the like. They fly using
their ears and their trunks are well designed to reach into tall beer
glasses. Their diet mostly consists of peanuts for protien and alcohol
for energy, although they will flinch any bar snack in reach when
you're not looking.
They are very shy creatures and not very good fighters, but are
extremely fast due to their high energy intake. They are a
very endangered species, so encourage your local council to build more
quiet, old-style pubs to preserve their habitat.
______
Graham
gj.kemp@bigfoot.com
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