Erin wrote:
(That's CybersIx, not CybersEx. Perverts.)
Let us hope this work would not be better the other way around. :)
Erm. Ahem. I think this is a first. I don't think anyone else has
posted a C6 fic to this list.
Can't say I even know what it is, so this will be a first for me too.
This is supposed to be humor. If it works, I'm happy.
Oh, yeah. I'm Erin. (Waves)
Disclaimers: Cybersix was created by Carlos Trillo, Carlos Meglia,
and is copyrighted to the aforementioned Carloses, and TMS-NOA, a
Canadian-Japanese venture.
Great. So instead of beating baby seals with clubs they do it with bo-staves
instead? :)
Eva belongs to Anno and Gainax.
The Newest Pilot
A Fan Fiction
It was a rather quiet day at NERV headquarters, and Gendo Ikari
had gathered the three pilots in his office. He had a reason, of
course. It wasn't like he was a sadist, and enjoyed watching
innocent, helpless children sweat it out under his gaze. Except
for Rei. Rei didn't sweat.
She 'prespired' like all women do. :P
But if she did, each precious drop
would be worth more than diamonds...But this isn't a lemon, so
back to our point.
Heh.
"I have gathered you here today," Gendo intoned, and
smirked internally as Shinji withered in his seat, "to make an
announcement:
"Shinji, you're fired."
"Do I still get my retirement benefits?" Shinji asked.
Shinji gasped and seemed to shrink even more. "Father, no!
How could you -"
But the rest of his self-pitying diatribe was cut off when
Asuka jumped out of her seat and began to dance around the room,
singing loudly in German.
Asuka wouldn't be happy. Now she won't have Shinji to kick around anymore.
Lord knows she could never do it with Rei. :)
"Silence!" Gendo bellowed. Shinji's mouth clamped shut and
Asuka froze mid-dance. "That's better," he continued. "Shinji,
you're being replaced by someone more competent," I hope, he
thought, "than you are."
Meaning the newcomer won't be. :)
He touched a hidden control panel on his
desk and a secret door opened beside them
them.
and every good office needs a secret door.
The boy (for, indeed, it was a boy) smirked at them, the
light reflecting off his pince-nez, and succeeded in looking
rather menacing.
But not in Gendou's class.
"Who is this spore?" Asuka yelled.
Alas, it was only a look.
Heh
"Yes," Jose said. "Father was sick of watching you fail all
the time, so he created someone who wouldn't: me."
"I'm like D.J. Croft, except not quite as annoying," Jose explained.
"Yes," Gendo added, a note of pride in his voice. "Jose is
not only my son, he is also my clone."
....
....
Now that is just plain evil. It does make me wonder if anyone has used the
idea that Gendou would try to use a clone of himself though. It would make
sense in a weird sort of way.
"Father?" Jose piped in, and
no need for the comma there, I think
"Why you little..." she snarled, taking a step toward the
diminutive clone, her intent quite plain.
"I don't have to take this." Jose gestured vaguely. "Boys,
get her!"
It took him a few moments to realize that, no, he didn't
have any huge, green bodyguards,
Oops.
and by then, Asuka was on top of
him. Yep, Gendo cloned Jose, but forgot the Fixed Ideas.
'Fixed Ideas'? Not sure what that means.
Gendo pinched the bridge of his nose as Jose's screams grew
to fill his office. Next clone, he wouldn't bother making an
announcement to all the pilots. And maybe he would replace the
German girl as well. She had her uses, but she was far too
violent for his tastes. Another Rei would fill the position quite
nicely.
What? No 'but this isn't a lemon, so we know he's not referring to that sort
of 'position' that needs filled."?
Amusing idea. Might have to give this Cybersix to see what it's about if I
get a chance to look at it.
D.B. Sommer