On Mon, 18 Sep 2000, DB Sommer wrote:
At last:
I'm ba-ack.
Cool.
Why yes, I am a masocist.
Hmm. For some reason, that seems to be true of most of my audience. The
questions that raises.
Oh stop crying. You're a big boy. Its not that bad.
It's (let's get that one out of the way early on. ^_^)
Well, at least I've never made that mistake before.
Authors Notes: Very skippable, no bearing on fic.
Yes, I return. I'm also working through my C&C
backlog as fast as I can.
I know the feeling, believe me.
What has gone before:
Senshi vs Terminator.
Both the T-1000 and the T-101 have gone back in time to kill the Senshi.
Cyanide's returned as well, on orders from Setsuna to make peace with
Mars. Prince Diamond is REALLY unhappy about CN- lack of a demise and has
made him the most wanted man in existance. He's wanted dead, not alive.
That sums things up quite nicely.
Thank you.
C&C would be nice.
I'm afraid I only give C+C (Criticism and Critcism). Sorry.
ow well, I'll accept anyway.
Chapter 5
Much to the dismay of the Senshi, fate seemed to be
Double spacing. A cheap way of making your fic seem longer than it actually
is. For shame. :)
Or a cheap way to stare at the computer thinking, "I know I had better
formatting than this! Um, didn't I?"
Pearl had begun a series of hit and fade raids,
darting in and grabbing what energy he could before
teleporting away. By and large, this system worked very
well, provided he retreated within a few minutes.
Actually quite correct. A logical senshi opponent. I wonder how they'll deal
with that given their own helter-sklerter way of doing things.
Yep and we shall see, respectively.
He crept into a hotel, early one morning, and went
from room to room,
room-to-room (I think)
Um, hell if I know.
draining people while they slept. Since
no one was awake, no one realized what he was doing, and
it looked like he would make it through the entire hotel
without difficulty.
Of course we have a classic 'but' in here somewhere. :)
whatever do you mean?
Then the T-1000 showed up.
Oops. Bad day to be a senshi.
When I'm writing, it's almost ALWAYS a bad day to be a senshi sadly.
The fight had changed from 'get him before he gets
away' to 'get away before he gets us' instantly.
Heh. Cute
Thanks.
The Senshi
fled to the roof and barred the door. The metallic morphing
mechanical man simply liquefied and flowed under the
door.
Luckily, Rei had the foresight to carry roll of paper towels and soaked him
up while he was vulnerable. They dropped the roll in deep space, and the
T-1000 was never heard from again.
The end
Bounty, ultimate weapon.
Well, I can dream, can't I?
yep.
Trapped on the roof, eight stories up and no nearby
building to jump too,
to
the Senshi engaged it in a running
fight. It fought, and they ran.
Heh. Cute again
I was having fun with words.
They circled the roof of the
building about five times in their frantic attempt to escape.
The thick veil of bubbles which covered the roof was all
that kept them from being caught.
Such a silly attack that actually came in useful in a dangerous situation.
It boggles the mind.
Well, it would work. And given the opponent, its probably the only thing
which would do any good at all.
gaping hole in the floor. The Senshi escaped through an
elevator shaft and were safe.
I would hardly think jumping down an open elevator shaft when none of them
could fly to be a very good maneuver.:)
Whole lot easier to jump down to an elevator, and thus to the ground in
moderate hops than eight stories straight out.
Until Pearl reappeared and blasted Jupiter insensible
from ambush. He also managed to tag Moon and Venus
before the others could launch a combined attack, from
which he fled.
Awkward. I'd reword that.
Ok.
shape, the Senshi had been sure they were dead. Cyanide
took the opportunity to prove that while good may triumph
over evil, a drive-by in a stolen car triumphed over
androids.
Heh.
It's the simple things in life...
The Senshi piled in, and they fled.
To be stopped by the flesh covered cyborg, who
fired twenty AP rounds into the engine block of the vehicle.
I think I see the style you're going for with this one. Cute.
It isn't really a fight scene so much as a fight summarization.
Their getaway car crashed to a halt, with the help of a
cement wall nobody really needed anyway. If they had
needed it, who would have left it standing right there under
a building?
Heh
Standing in the middle of a three lane road, Cyanide
laying at their feet like a beaten dog,
Which turned Minako on immensely
Well, that goes without saying.
The Senshi scattered as the massively built engine
of death bore down on them, guns 'a blazing. It went after
its
Ohh. You got that one right. Excellent. :)
Stopped watches twice a day and all that.
At that point Pearl attempted to finish Jupiter off by
using his most powerful version of Black Pain Energy.
The lemon flavored version, of course.
Rated NC-48
Pearl, scowling in displeasure, prepared to launch
another powerful blast. As he rose and charged the black
ball which would signal Jupiter's demise, he glared at the
Senshi, cause of so many of his problems.
Including the one of constipation.
You ever wonder why certain people just didn't get their energy
drained? thats why.
With this one
dead, he would be one step closer to avenging his Queen,
Feddy Mercury
huh?
Cyanide shot him in the head. A magic shield,
fortuitously cast earlier, prevented him from killing his
adversary, though, and making me change the rating on this
to [Extremely Gory]. Oh well.
Heh
I wonder if this counts as violating the fourth wall?
Then the two Terminators rose to their feet, not too
much the worse for wear. Pearl staggered to a standing
position as well. The Senshi decided that crying and
running screaming
running, screaming
D'oh!
The heavens answered by hitting Pearl with bolt of
lightning.
Now that's service.
SO thought the heroines.
Everyone looked at Jupiter. She grumbled and
muttered, "I could do that too."
She was then promptly struck by a bolt of lightning.
"Feh, doesn't even itch," she scoffed as they wheeled her away to the
hospital.
Cyanide was slightly more doubtful of the powers
that be's participation in the apparent recent save. Both he
and Jupiter were still barely cognizant, the Terminators had
risen to their feet, and Pearl was no where
nowhere
to be seen. If the
kami were personally intervening, they sure didn't do a
very effective, albeit flashy, job of it.
So God's like a Tommy Tune production eh? :)
twould seem so.
Also, that meant the
kami were real, and Cyanide really hoped that was not the
case. Large amounts of his past would be
very...inconvenient...in that eventuality.
Heh. True.
We'll let this one slide for now.
Pearl ran away, as he seemed to be habitually doing.
Pearl is also alive after encountering the senshi, something that doesn't
happen to too many Youma when they run into them.
Noticed that, eh? ~_^
A moment later, the combat resumed. Silent and
efficient, the two machines attacked without any flash or
display. Venus and Mercury found themselves fending off
the flesh covered assailant while Moon kept the other one
distracted.
By flashing her breasts.
And instantly, the T-1000 revealed that it could mimic the form of a
tentacle moster as well.
It was a loosing battle.
Laregly because her chest was so small
Why boob jobs are so wonderful.
and that's 'losing'
um I, ah, <insert witty response here>
Jupiter, almost recovered, went down hard and
stayed there as the T-1000 put almost four feet of a blade
through her rib cage, barely missing her heart.
Jupiter: Tis but a scratch.
Now get back here. I'll bite your knees off.
Moon dove
to her aid, seeing the polymorphic assailant was preparing a
coup-de-tat. She succeeded in keeping Jupiter alive, but at
the expense of being nearly eviscerated.
Luckily, Usagi, believing 'eviscerated' meant being evicted from one's home,
kept right on fighting ,unaware of the fact that she had been cut most
severly .
Of course, when the knowledge that no home meant no cartoons hit her, the
crying session which followed left her a perfect target for termination.
Seeing her friend hit the pavement in such a
disabled state, Mars grew furious.
She was the one that wanted to adminster the deathstroke.
Damn straight.
>
position afterwards. She was actually aiming for his head,
but hey, any hit is better than a miss.
Unless one is trying to slap a porcupine.
Not much I can say to that one.
The impact of the
small, good looking
good-looking
Before Mars react,
reacted
a large form <though large in a
well proportioned way, definitely not plump>,
So you're saying she's got huge 'tracts of land' eh? ^_^
Aye.
also female
and also in a sailor suit, came into forceful collision with
her back. The impact bowled the raven haired
raven-haired
girl from her
feet and deposited her on her posterior
Which unlike Jupiter's jugs, was plump.
Thus cushoning her fall better,
Target Acquisition: Positive
Tactical Advantage: 97%
Resultant Action Selection: Terminate
The T-101 put the gun to its head, and pulled the trigger, blowing its
computerized brains out. How unfortunate the Resultant Action Selection
Program's had not received the upgrade which fixed that little
'Terminate-Self Terminate' glitch. But that was the price one paid when
relying on 'Microsquash' softtware.
That would simplify my plot sheet greatly.
Then the cavalry arrived. The cavalry being one
Crystal-Tokyo rejected, over armed, emotionally
constipated gunman with very little self preservation, a
great deal of no longer repressed filial duty, and extremely
gothic clothing color taste. Having finally recovered the use
of his lower body, he sprang to the cybernetic monstrosity's
back and pulled it off balance.
Still want to see him bang Mars, just on general principle. :)
I'd say you don't know how tempting that is to have happen, but you
probably do.
Tuxedo Kamen dove heroically to the aid of his
fallen lady love and her companions. Eight seconds and
forty three broken bones later, he decided to take a short
nap, inbedded to the waist in a projection TV.
Hehehehe.
Tuxy never seems to have much luck against this guy.
Diamond looked around at his court and examined
the general attitude. While the more vocal of those present
seemed to be unilaterally opposed to Pyrite's interference,
the majority were merely looking to be entertained.
Diamond was one of this group, and this certainly appeared
to be entertaining.
Heheheh. And in the end, he is the only one that really matters.
Yep! Is good to be king, er prince, whatever.
circle. The Senshi were in a very companionable huddle
which showed signs of extreme comfort between the five.
Cyanide had attempted to stand within listening distance
but not in the circle itself, but that had failed when the
circle simply shifted to include him.
Heh
Foiled again.
He had tried to retreat,
but as battered as he was, Cyanide was merely able to shift
slightly. From Pyrite's perspective, it all looked the same.
He couldn't hear what they were discussing, and all he
could ascertain was that Mars had a great ass. Venus wasn't
bad either.
At least he has his priorities straight.
yep.
Pyrite didn't know quite what to make of Cyanide.
His ass wasn't that good looking.
But her had legs to die for.
and he seemed to rely on putting an immense amount of
lead into the air to hit his target, he was a first rate
combatant.
Heh
and it keeps coming.
Other than the drug addiction he had worked
through, his obsession with some green haired woman no
one else knew the identity of, the tact of a rabid, charging
rhino, a total ineptitude for magic, bad body odor, ugliness,
poor personal hygiene, lack of money, common ancestry,
So he does bang Mars. I knew it.
You know, that would also simplify my plot sheet immensely.
and being a complete asshole, he had only a few character
flaws. Pyrite mentally corrected himself. After those few,
Cyanide had more character flaws than he could possibly
name.
Hehehehe
Can you feel the love?
The object of this consideration, feeling eyes upon
him, looked up. He met Pyrite's gaze for a moment,
gesticulated profanely with his left hand while making
threatening gestures with a pistol in his right, and mouthed,
"Burn in hell, you piece of shit."
How sweet. They're bonding.
Awwwww. So kyewt!
The Senshi, in spite of their recent forced retreat,
were in high spirits. They had survived an fight
a fight
After they reaffirmed their dedication to the cause,
Mercury announced her latest discovery.
Mercury: I'm a lesbian trapped in a woman's body.
"Is there any cure?"
"Just one. Commere Venus."
"You're right, Venus. Come on, lets
let's
At least it's not an its problem.
A moment later, she reformed. At least, she tried
too.
to
And another chapter done at last. Amusing work. How many more is this
scheduled for?
Until they all die and suffer and bleed and suffer and we reveal that
Luna's really Usagi's love child by Artemis!
Now THAT would be a plot twist.
Um.. not too many. The primary players are in place. I guess I'll start
letting them exterminate each other.
D.B. Sommer
Thanks muchly. And no its/it's mistakes in the actual fic itself! I am so
proud!
Miashara
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