About time I got to this too:
Sketches of Tenchi 7: Cosmic Supernatural Threats
I can just imagine what kind of 'Cosmic Supernatural Threats' they'll be.
Probably a space demon that will want to marry Tenchi too.
- - - - - - - - - -
Deep in darkness of interstellar space, insensate strands of a
deeper darkness drifted through the void. A vague awareness
came to one such strand, which changed direction and began to
drift towards our solar system. Slowly, others followed.
Great.
- - - - - - - - - -
The dawn sun shone in through the window in Tenchi's bedroom.
Birds twittered outside. Tenchi slowly awoke, feeling the warmth
and pressure from bodies lying on both sides. Wait; bodies?
Weren't Aeka and Ryouko supposed to be guarding Mayuka?
Uneasy, Tenchi sat up and slowly looked around. Misao, in
pajamas. Yugi, clad in a revealing negligee. On his other side,
Rei, wearing nothing at all.
That's not good.
Mihoshi carefully looked around. No Aeka. No Ryouko. Just
Mayuka on the floor, picking up and trying to put into her mouth
a large purple gem somebody must have dropped. Another gem, cyan
in color, sat nearby on the floor.
Sigh. Some people never learn.
- - - - - - - - - -
Tenchi emerged from the lavatory to find Rei standing directly
outside the door, still unclothed, staring at him
expressionlessly.
"This is odd," she said in a monotone. "Males of your age
normally welcome the opportunity to impregnate young females."
Heh. Horrible thing is, I can see her making that observation.
"Err," Tenchi replied desperately, "aren't you a little young?
Being a mother is very hard work."
"I've been told that I look like a mother."
*Sigh*
- - - - - - - - - -
Over breakfast, many of the remaining fiancees confronted Washuu.
A few still held plushie dolls of Washuu, impaled with stilettos
or with smoking holes through their middles.
Heh again
"STOP!" Washuu then moved out of the way of the beam and
muttered to herself about carelessness. Snapping her fingers,
another plushie doll appeared, which she positioned where she'd
just been standing.
Hehehehe. So that's how she does it.
"And he's still hanging around here." Pikko added.
"He's OURS!" they chorused.
About time Yosho got 'stalked' as well. :)
- - - - - - - - - -
"And in the last phase just before orgasm, Kiyone responds best to
manual stimuli applied directly to this surface here," Washuu
lectured, tapping the appropriate spot with her pointer for
emphasis, "and oral stimuli applied here."
Suspended a few feet away, Tenchi nodded before he could catch
himself. "I notic..." He shut up.
Kiyone blushed. "Can you let me down now, Washuu? I think
Tenchi-dono gets the idea."
Heh. Cute.
"Oh, by the way, Tenchi-dono, I've installed a complete full-
spectrum/full-sensory recording device in your bedroom. The
results are beamed directly to a secure location here in my
laboratory. You'll be able to relive any particularly good nights
any time you want!"
"WASHUU-CHAN! I DON'T WANT THAT!"
Hehehehehe.
"And she'll outlive all of us."
"Well, I didn't say THAT."
hehehehehe.
The three ladies licked their lips. "WOW!"
He was quite the stud. Probably hides his normal features so the other girls
don't abandon Tenchi in favor of him. :)
"Don't EVER ask me to bed with Mihoshi at the same time. I've had
to share too much of my life with her as it is. I need something
that I don't have to share with her."
Kiyone got to hang around in deep space alone for some time. :)
- - - - - - - - - -
Standing in mid-air high above the house, Yugi contemplated means
of destruction. Suddenly she started, then looked up into the
sky. "Oh? Well, aren't YOU interesting? Congealing in this
solar system? Too slowly?
Yugi smiled. "I'll be glad to help."
Great.
- - - - - - - - - -
"They will detect him anywhere within a fifty meter radius, and
then, when hurled, immobilize him completely. It's a foolproof
plan!" cackled Pikko. "Maybe I'll call them 'Pikko-Balls'".
Bad, bad, Author.
Hikaru stopped, staring at the newcomers openmouthed. "Older
brothers? Why are you here?"
The oldest, Satoru, pointed a lightsaber at Tenchi. "EVIL
SEDUCER! We challenge you! Anyone who wants to date our sister
Hikaru must defeat all three of us! And even then, you must start
out being pen-pals!"
Hehehehehehe. Now that I did not see coming.
"What are you talking about?" Hikaru demanded angrily. "Our
parents arranged this! My best friends are here!" Hikaru
gestured over to where Fuu and Umi stood. "And Prince Tenchi is
so CUTE!" Hikaru grabbed Tenchi's free arm and hugged it, an
enormous grin on her face.
Probably the wrong move in front of them.
- - - - - - - - - -
Scattered around the crowd, four yellow spheres carried by four
young ladies started beeping simultaneously. Beams of light shot
from them to illuminate a hitherto-invisible figure standing in
the midst of the crowd.
"Oops," managed Youshou.
"Prince Youshou!" Four female voice caroled as they hurled their
Pikko-Balls. "WE CHOOSE YOU!"
You are an evil man. Did I ever tell you that, Bert?
"I CHEWS YOUSHOU!"
The mouth of the Destroyer opened to swallow Youshou whole.
Oops.
Hikaru herself, however, was enchanted by the monster, fists
beneath chin and eyes wide open. "It's so CUTE!" Shaking their
heads, Fuu and Umi started to drag Hikaru away.
Aw, poor Mokona must be feeling SO betrayed.
"Oh, no, Mayuka, that's very naughty of you. You mustn't do
that," exclaimed Mihoshi.
Heh
Ryouko carved chunks from the Destroyer with her lightsword.
Aeka fired blasts from her hands which did some damage.
Yohko and Illyana swung their soulswords,
Hmmm. Illyana and Yuzuha should get along quite nicely, unless they try to
kill each other first. (No, you didn't sneak that one past me. :P)
Loud roaring monsters are not conducive to calming down upset
children. More eyebeams from Mayuka caught more of the fiancees
who managed to dodge the Destroyer's lumbering feet, crushing
fists, or cosmic blasts, and they found themselves suddenly and
involuntarily crystalline.
Why do I think the playing field will be leveled somewhat now?
Blinking, Tenchi looked around. He, Ryouko, and Aeka were the
only people still standing (or, in Ryouko's case, floating) on
the battleground. Washuu, Mihoshi, and Mayuka still sat on the
veranda. Mihoshi was crying over a teal-colored gem.
Heh. Got one more
Sort of expected one of the girls to get pregnent. Not surprise it was
Kiyone.
Nice work. Look forward to seeing more.
D.B. Sommer