Ranma's love runs amuck!
Spamfic by David choi
Author's note: I wrote this fic because of a dare by Jared Ornstead.
This is before Ranma meets his mother. This is a warning to all of you
people who read this. There is some lime in this. If any of you are in
any way offended by this, don't read it or just skipped the parts I
labelled as lime.
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Things have not been going very well between Akane and Ranma. First was
the morning breakfast call by Akane. Then she had to punt him outside
into the rain. That wouldn't have been so bad if it weren't for the
fact that she kicked into a public bathhouse. The women's side.
When Ranma got home, he was greeted by Akane with dinner made by her.
After he made some truthful comments on her cooking [I've seen rat
poison less potent than your cooking], she smashed his cranium with her
damned mallet [Where does she get those things?].
But, the straw that broke the camel's back was when she called his
mother over saying Ranma was here.
As of this moment, Ranma was still awaiting his mother's return. He
didn't want to die but also didn't want to lie to his mother.
Then there was the sound of footsteps coming closer and closer and
closer...
A huge mass of ULO (Unidentified Landed Object) burst through Ranma's
room door.
"Ah! Akane's cooking came to life again!"
Guess who came back?
"Why do you always make fun of my cooking?! Ranma no baka!" With that
she punted him out the window, shattering it in the process.
"Stupid Tombooooooyyyyy..."
----Here's where the multiple endings start...
----Ucchan's (Ukyo)
Ukyo's two customer's just left and she was left cleaning the grill
when all of a sudden Ranma dropped in from the ceiling.
"Ranchan! It's so nice of you to come see me!" She said this with her
hands clasped.
Ranma got up.
"Ugh! I wish I had a fiance as nice as you Ukyo!" Uh oh...
A ray of light came through the recently made hole in the ceiling.
"Wish granted!"
Ukyo blushed beat red.
"You silly! You embarrass me!" WIth that she proceeded in slapping
Ranma silly while he just continued professing his love for her.
Kami-sama just laughed
----Nekohanten (Shampoo) Warning! Lime!
For Shampoo it was the same dreary day. Serve these pigs called
Japanese. Even worse, she was forced to serve males. [Useless fools]
The only joy in life was in seeing Ranma.
It looked like her luck just gave her a blessing.
Ranma just landed in the Nekohanten and even before he got up, Shampoo
latched onto him.
"Wo ai ni! Ranma come marry Shampoo?" Shampoo was rubbing herself on
Ranma.
"I wish I married someone who would show me affection constantly." Uh
oh...
A ray of light descended on both teenagers.
"Wish granted!"
With that, Ranma took Shampoo into his arms and carried her into her
room and made joyous in their celebration. *hint**hint*.
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----Kuno manor
Kodachi Kuno was currently in her practice of alchemy and was
experimenting some concoction on her little plant.
It was at this moment that Ranma chose to crash in on her little party.
"Oh! Ranma dear! It's so nice to know that you cared so much that you
decided to visit me in my most greatest triumph."
The plant in the background grew hearts for eyes and was sprouting
little hearts bubbles into the air.
"I'll just spray some of this love fume onto you to show how much I
love you!"
Ranma was sprayed with the stuff and almost immediately, stood up and
started courting her.
The next morning, he killed himself.
End spamfic.