Subject: [FFML] [Fanfic][R1/2][Fusion] Battletech: The Saotome Gambit Part 22
From: Jamie and Bridget Wilde
Date: 10/15/2000, 8:49 PM
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             I never thought that I would end up making two 
             dedications of this nature during the course of 
             this fanfic, and certainly not so soon after the 
             disaster that befell the _Kursk._

               Part 22 of "The Saotome Gambit" is dedicated 
          to the men and women killed or wounded aboard _USS COLE_ 

                         Sailors; rest your oars.



                             The Grand Hall of 
                  Her Imperial Divinity, Azusa the First
                               6 May 3025



     "Some gratitude," Ukyou muttered over the sounds of the wedding 
reception that swirled around them. "After all my help."
     "We're grateful for it," Akane assured her, glad that Ranma was busy 
fending off potential suitors over by the buffet, and not present to hear 
his beloved Ucchan's plea. "But the answer is still no."
     "I resigned my commission with the Federated Shiratori today," Ukyou 
pointed out. "After tonight, I will have no more ties to the Empress. Now 
explain to me why you really don't want me coming along." She leveled a 
piercing stare in Akane's direction. "It's because of Ranchan, isn't it."
     Akane returned Ukyou's look.
     "My reasons are my own," she answered.
     "Ha," Ukyou snorted. "The truth is that you're afraid you'll lose him 
to me if I come along. Admit that much, at least."
     Akane seemed to tremble a moment with anger at her accusation, proving 
her rival's point without saying a word.
     "I don't have to explain myself to you," she said finally. 
     Ukyou could almost hear her window of opportunity slamming firmly shut 
over the chatter of the guests and the dancing music. She shouldn't have 
been so overt with her accusation, she realized, but her temper and her firm 
belief that Ranchan would choose her over Akane had brought it forth. 
     Having resigned her commission, and knowing that Mikado would come 
after her at the first opportunity, she was out of easy options for the 
future. She steeled herself for what she knew she had to do.
     "Let me make this easier for you, sugar," she began. "Genma Saotome 
owes my family for the dowry which he took..."
     "That's *his* problem," Akane returned.
     "Hear me out," Ukyou insisted. "Now I'm willing to renounce my 
engagement to Ranchan in exchange for a share of whatever you find at 
Ryuugenzawa."
     THIS had Akane's interest.
     "What kind of share are we talking about?"
     "Enough to cover the dowry, plus a comfortable sum leftover for me, 
seeing as how I've just left my current employer, and need to make a fresh 
start somewhere."
     Akane eyed her dubiously. "And you'll formally renounce your engagement 
to Ranma in exchange for this?"
     Ukyou took a deep breath before responding. "If I get a share of the 
Ryuugenzawa find large enough to cover the dowry, yes."
     Akane thought it over. It would be easy to say no, but with the 
_Palomino_ still on Genevieve, it would also be easy for Ukyou to expose 
their crimes to the Cult of Azusa out of spite. She did not like the idea 
of any more foreigners joining them on what was supposed to be a secret 
mission to find Ryuugenzawa, and she did not like the idea of having Ukyou 
close at hand, where she could work her considerable charms on Ranma.
     All the same, if she could expunge her rival's claim on Ranma, it 
might prevent a lot of hassle in the future. Her own engagement would take 
precedence. After that, it was just a matter of convincing the man she 
loved to grow up and come to his senses.
     "All right," she said at length. "I agree to your offer, as long as 
you recognize that I am in command of the expedition, and that you will 
obey my orders."
     Ukyou had to swallow her pride in order to accept. A lot of it.
     "Deal, but we bring Konatsu along as well." She might need a loyal 
ally outside of Ranchan around no matter how civil the Tendo Heir might 
seem to be about the whole affair.
     "Fine, but he doesn't get a share," Akane said, agreeing to accept the 
stunning _bishonen_ adjutant as additional baggage if nothing else. He was a 
likable sort of fellow for a cross-dresser with more gender identity problems 
than even Ranma, but his usefulness to the expedition was dubious at best.
     "The poor dear wouldn't know what to do with it if he did," Ukyou agreed.

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           J. Austin Wilde and Fission Park Press proudly present:

                     BATTLETECH: THE SAOTOME GAMBIT
                             PART TWENTY-TWO

                           by J. Austin Wilde
                       Safety Control Rod Axe Man,
                           Fission Park Press
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                              Chapter One

                     League of Five Nails Army Depot 
                    Planet Condorcet, Oroboris System
                        The League of Five Nails
                              9 May 3025



     Hikaru Gosunkugi grimaced at the results of his latest horoscope, which 
foretold reversal and disaster in the near future. Not satisfied with this, 
he shuffled through his favorite pack of tarot cards, and flinched as the 
Eight and Ten of Swords featured prominently in his reading with the 
Magician, the Emperor (reversed), and the Tower. Reeling with dismay, he cast 
the _I Ching_ multiple times, and received the hexagrams _Sung_ (Conflict), 
_Lu_ (Treading Carefully), _Ta Kuo_ (Breaking Point), and _K'an_ (Danger) 
which spoke of betrayal, suffering, and death if immediate yet cautious 
action was not taken to rectify the situation.
     The trouble was, he did not know what was wrong with his situation in 
order to rectify it.
     Survival instincts were strong with him though, and he jumped up from 
his oracular queries to order his DropShip readied for immediate lift off. 
As his hand fell upon the telephone in his private quarters on the depot 
compound, an air raid alert began to wail. 
     Sweat began to pour from his brow, matting his stringy black hair as 
the sounds of fusion turbojets screamed overhead to the accompaniment of 
detonating bombs. The explosions rocked the depot, making his teeth ache.
     Hikaru threw himself out of his quarters at a run, staggering out into 
a hellish vista of destruction. DropShips burned on the landing pads as 
a few of his security detachment battlemechs engaged in a futile exchange 
of fire with dozens of fighters from the Furinkan Combine. His warehouses 
were going up all around him, geysering massive fireballs into the sky. 
The heat was blistering from a hundred meters away, and the convection 
forces threatened to pull him off his feet and suck him into the inferno.
     "Evacuate all forces!" he screamed to one of his staff officers. The 
man ran blindly towards a bomb shelter, ignoring him.
     Hikaru spun around, watching the depot burn from every corner. The 
Combine fighter wings made another pass, stitching beams of coherent light 
into the few surviving battlemechs that opposed them. With growing dread, 
he realized that this battle was already over, and that he had lost.
     He was then catapulted into the air with the shockwave of an exploding 
bomb, the heat of the burst searing his mouth and throat as he screamed. He 
had time for one question as the merciful blackness took him.
     How had the Furinkan Combine managed to ambush him?



                           *       *       *



     Hikaru Gosunkugi opened his eyes.
     He was not dead, as he expected to be, but as his eyes adjusted to the 
lighting and the muted droning of voices resolved themselves into coherent 
speech, he wished that he was. 
     He was strapped down to a gurney in the sickbay of a starship, the 
out-of-place tug of faux-gravity told him. His stomach could always tell 
the difference between centrifugal force and real gravity. The interior of 
the sickbay was not done up in the standard pastel-green paint scheme of a 
League of Five Nails vessel, and the burly Furinkan Combine Marines who 
watched over him confirmed his dire suspicions of where he was.
     "He is awake, my lord Prince," a voice declared from out of his 
restricted line of sight. The straps that held him in place also kept his 
head very still.
     Tatewaki Kuno appeared abruptly, strutting into view with a look of 
haughty glee plastered on his handsome face.
     "Ah, cher-Cousin," the Combine Prince greeted him with hollow sincerity. 
The term of address he used harkened back to the days before the Star League, 
when the Great Houses of the Inner Sphere had shared a common enemy in the 
domineering and expansionist Terran Hegemony. It was a time when the member 
of a Great House afforded his peers chivalry, courtesy, and hospitality. 
Hikaru doubted he would get much of that from Kuno.
     "I trust that thou art comfortable?" Tatewaki continued, all smiles.
     Hikaru could not move his head, and his attempt at speech ended in a 
hoarse croak that hurt his throat.
     "My physicians tell me that aside from mild trauma to the mucus linings 
of thy mouth and throat, thou art well," Tatewaki informed him. "Indeed, 
when I hadst learned from mine own troops that thou hadst been discovered 
lying hither and yon at bomb crater's edge, I was vexed with concern for 
thee."
     He looked him over for a moment.
     "Imagine for a moment the full-measure of my relief at thy apparent 
lack of serious injury," he said at length. "For taking little satisfaction 
in those hurts gained by impersonal bomb and stray beam, know you that I 
have many injuries to inflict upon thee with great and careful malice."
     Tatewaki turned to one of his physicians.
     "He is fit to be moved?" he asked imperiously.
     Hikaru waited with dread for the doctor to speak.
     "Yes, my Lord," a voice replied. 
     Tatewaki nodded in satisfaction before turning to the Marines. 
     "Take him to my private dojo," he instructed them.
     The ranking Marine saluted at this. "What shall we do with him once we 
are there, my lord Prince?"
     Tatewaki Kuno had been waiting for this moment through two long months 
of humiliation, reversal, and defeat. He had planned for it, and the troops 
who awaited his command in the Sick Bay had been trained especially for this 
event. That they asked their lord at all was merely an observation of the 
formality that he demanded of all his forces.
     He turned a baleful eye towards Hikaru before responding.
     "Crucify him."



                           *       *       *



     Hikaru Gosunkugi, keen student of both history and the occult, was well 
versed with the procedure of crucifixion as practiced throughout the ages. 
The Romans had been one of the first states to employ it as an inspired 
combination of propaganda tool and method of capital punishment, and in the 
process had created one of the Inner Sphere's enduring religions. It had 
died out as a practice as that very religion absorbed the power of the Empire, 
yet returned in fits and spurts throughout the ensuing centuries as tyrants 
and despots of every stripe seized upon the method's effectiveness in making 
a point of their power and dreadful wrath.
     Tatewaki Kuno was by and large a practical man, and known to prefer 
executions that were swift - beheadings with the sword for those of high rank 
or social class, and firing squads for the rabble. The fact that Hikaru was 
currently nailed with very large spikes through his wrists and his feet to 
a pair of thick interlocking oak beams in the shape of an 'X' meant that the 
Combine Prince had something truly special in mind for him.
     Whatever it was, it did not seem that death was the immediate goal. For 
one thing, he was not actually hanging in space as would be expected of the 
condemned. His toes touched the deck, and though it was agony to put his 
weight on them, he could do so quite easily. The cross he hung upon was 
also tipped back slightly at an angle, allowing him further support against 
slipping down to hang by his wrists - which was important when one considered 
that the condemned in a crucifixion did not usually die from shock or blood 
loss, but from asphyxiation caused by drooping low enough on the cross that 
it interfered with the action of the diaphragm on the lungs.
     Indeed, it was common practice to break a man's legs if the execution 
was taking longer than was desired, for then he would not be able to push 
himself back up on the cross for a frantic gasp of air. 
     Hikaru craned his neck around to inspect the chamber. It was empty 
save for the cold eyes of a Combine Marine who watched him with impassive 
silence. The crisp smell of tatami mingled with the faint tang of old 
sweat, and confirmed in his mind that this was indeed the personal dojo 
of Tatewaki Kuno. The fact that Kuno had a cross waiting for him indicated 
that this torture had been planned for him well in advance - probably from 
the day of the attack at the Capra Zenith Jump Point.
     He did not know how long he had been hanging here, as the shock and 
pain of the first iron spike being driven through the bones of his left 
wrist had caused him to faint. He only vaguely remembered the other three 
being pounded into place, and had been quite content to slip fully into 
unconsciousness at the time.
     Now he was awake. The only sounds in the room were the faint hum of 
the dojo's recirculation fans, and the steady patter of blood on the tatami 
from the wounds in his wrists. It seemed that as he wriggled on the cross, 
he reopened the clots that had formed around his wounds and the supportive 
wooden washers that kept his wrists and feet from wrenching free of the 
impaling spikes. In spite of the hot lifeblood they drank, the spikes felt 
icy cold through his limbs, numbing his extremities. His parched throat, 
raw from the heat of the explosion that should have killed him, now stung 
with the sensation of distilled fear.
     If this was what Tatewaki Kuno had planned for him, he dreaded how 
long the Combine Prince would make him hang on the cross before executing 
him. 



                           *       *       *



     Hikaru opened his eyes. The Marine watching him was neither the first 
one assigned to crucifixion detail, nor the second. Depending on how long 
they went between shifts, he could have been hanging on his cross for as 
few as twelve hours, and possibly as long as a full day. Sweat dripped down 
from the hair matted to his forehead, and he was glad that Tatewaki hadn't 
made him wear a crown of thorns to go with his cross. Blood mingled with the 
sweat would have made seeing even more difficult.
     It was unbearably hot within the dojo. He knew this was true, and not 
some product of his tormented mind, as even the Marine who watched over him 
was sweat-soaked in his uniform. Tatewaki must have ordered the climate 
control set all the way up to forty degrees. His throat was dry and cracked, 
a raw sensation brought on by the explosion, and aggravated by the heat and 
the dehydration that he suffered.



                           *       *       *



     "Enervating, is it not?"

     He awoke with a start, eyelids flicking open with audible *clicks.* 
He hadn't even been aware of slipping back into unconsciousness.
     Tatewaki Kuno stood before him, regarding him with a critical and yet 
appraising eye, as one would examine the sculpture of a Renaissance master. 
He seemed pleased with what he saw. Hikaru could only imagine what he looked 
like to an observer.
     He croaked a response. The words came out too low and too garbled to 
be understood. Tatewaki did not seem to care. He was probably speaking 
rhetorically, as was usual for him.
     "I wish for thee to suffer, cher-Cousin," Tatewaki continued. "That 
small measure of my intent must be clear to thee by now. Aye, thou shouldst 
suffer for the many woes, great and small, that thou hath put upon me, 
though I must needs condense such misery into shorter span than the two 
months thou hath plagued me."
     Tatewaki motioned for the Marine to step forward. The soldier did so, 
clutching what looked to be an oversized sponge in his meaty paw. The Marine 
brought the sponge to Hikaru's lips, but the frail scion of the House of 
Gosunkugi winced at the smell of cheap wine gone nearly to vinegar.
     "I must confess," Tatewaki declared. "That whilst I loathe the religion 
of my upbringing, and have since spurned it for the sincere purity of Shinto 
and the august teachings of Confucious, I find the passion of Christ to be a 
fascinating tale."
     The Marine managed to squeeze some of the wine into Hikaru's mouth. The 
Gosunkugi Heir was too weak and too parched to spit it out. The sour wine was 
more than a symbolic gesture on Kuno's part. It would increase his suffering 
as it tore at his raw throat, and serve to dehydrate him even further.
     "I regret that thou couldst not reenact the march to Golgotha," Tatewaki 
sniffed. "Thy wounded condition and thy already frail constitution didst not 
permit such."
     He studied Hikaru's pale, sweat and wine streaked face for a moment 
before giving a satisfied nod. "Aye, though I mean for you to suffer, cher-
Cousin, thy death is not mine intent."
     Hikaru blinked in disbelief. Kuno wasn't going to execute him?
     Tatewaki raised an eyebrow, sensing Hikaru's thoughts. 
     "You ask thyself why it is that I, Tatewaki Kuno, do not wish for thy 
well-deserved end," he observed. "The answer is as simple as it is direct; 
I have need of thy arcane talents."
     What?
     Hikaru offered up a questioning groan, which was about the best he 
could manage under the circumstances.
     "Thy talents are whispered of throughout the Inner Sphere," Tatewaki 
replied. "In exchange for thy life, thou shalt perform such magical services 
as I require to free the beauteous Akane Tendo and the magnificent Pig-Tailed 
Girl from the sorcerous grip of that foul and iniquitous archfiend, Ranma 
Saotome." 
     He brought a hand up to his chin in contemplation. 
     "Though it pains me to resort to such black art, I fear that I have no 
other choice. Saotome's hold over Akane Tendo and Pig-Tailed Girl may yet 
linger though I send him hither to the abyss no doubt prepared for him. They 
must be freed from his malignant influences, ere I slay him."
     He nodded slowly in agreement with his estimation. "Do this, cher-Cousin, 
and thy life is spared. Mayhap thou shalt even feel the grace of the First 
Lord of the Star League upon thee in granted Pardon."
     Tatewaki brushed his hands together, as if cleansing himself of a dirty 
and loathesome task.
     "I shall leave thee where thou art for the nonce, that thou might further 
contemplate the just wrath of Tatewaki Kuno, and that thou might also come to 
better appreciate his mercy when it is finally granted. For in so doing, thou 
shalt know in time that the hand which doleth out pain is also the hand which 
heals with a king's touch."
     He left Hikaru hanging upon the oaken beams of the cross without a look 
behind him.



                               Chapter Two

                             NCJS _Dragonfly_
                      Martina System Zenith Jump Point
                   Martina System, the Federated Shiratori
                               10 May 3025



     Ranma Saotome floated in free-fall on the Bridge with his father, Akane, 
Ryouga, Happousai, Doctor Tofu, Akari, Ukyou, her former adjutant and cross-
dressing pretty-boy Konatsu, and Captain Ninomiya. Much to Ranma's chagrin, 
Hinako carried the pink and purple Siamese which had been adopted as the 
Ship's Cat. He kept his distance from the feline, who kept her cold violet 
eyes fixed upon him more often than not. Pansuto Tarou was not present on 
the Bridge, as he was to be released from the ship at their next destination, 
and no one wanted him to know the location of the Ryuugenzawa System - which 
was about to be revealed.
     "Break it out, Pop," Ranma said to his father. "Let's see what the last 
three and a half years of my life have been good for."
     Akane and the others present quickly agreed.
     Genma Saotome produced the RADIANT-SIX quantum interference decryption 
device. It was the size of a lap-top computer, with slots for up to six 
decryption keys. He removed the keys from around his neck, and after some 
minutes of verifying with his notes as to their proper order, inserted them 
carefully into place. 
     "Hurry it up, already," Happousai whined.
     "The data disc is next, Master," Genma announced, setting it into the 
reader. The unit sprang to life a moment later, asking him whether or not he 
wished to proceed with the decryption process.
     Ranma watched as his father entered the command to do so. The unit 
made a few muted internal noises. 
     Then the screen went blank.
     "Huh? Oh please, no..." Genma muttered fearfully.
     "Maybe it's supposed to do that," Ranma offered weakly. They could not 
have suffered through so much hell just to find out that the damn thing was 
broken!
     "Quiet, boy!" Genma growled. "I'm thinking!"
     He consulted his notes once more.
     "Look!" Akane cried, pointing to the display.
     The device of the Star League Defense Force pixelated into existence on 
the unit as she spoke. 


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     "Get to the damn point already," Ranma groaned as he read the various 
revisions, warnings, and notices.
     "Put a sock in it, boy," Genma hissed back. "Can't you see that this is 
the real McCoy?"
     The decryption device began to beep for attention. Several error messages 
appeared, demanding immediate action.
     "What's it want now?" Ranma asked his father.
     Captain Ninomiya answered for him. "This device is supposed to be 
connected to a starship's Main Computer, translating the coordinate data set 
for the ship's ultimate destination into the Astrogational System," she said. 
The cat groomed herself in Hinako's arms. "The unit wants to know why it isn't 
hooked up."
     "Hooked up directly?" Akane asked, curious.
     "Of course," Hinako replied. "By talking directly to the Astrogational 
System, the ship's Main Computer is able to devise the most direct Jump route 
necessary to bring the ship to its encrypted destination, and all without 
telling anyone where exactly they're going. The Astrogator can find out by 
making direct queries to the memory banks, of course, but it isn't going to 
be something he can do without drawing a lot of attention to himself. It's 
just a way of keeping the whole thing secure."
     "What about taking star-sightings at the destination?" Ranma asked. 
"They could figure out where they were that way."
     Hinako nodded. "True, but they probably had some sort of procedure 
whereby the observatory was locked down and guarded while they were in the 
Ryuugenzawa System."
     Akane looked at the urgent requests from the decryption device. "So 
what do we have to do to take a look? Plug this thing into the _Dragonfly's_ 
Main Computer?" 
     "Essentially," Hinako confirmed. The cat bared her teeth at Ranma as 
she yawned, making him cringe just enought to be noticed. Ukyou caught the 
motion from him, and gave him a concerned look.
     "That wouldn't make us Jump right away, would it?" Doctor Tofu asked. 
He had no desire to surrender control of the ship without knowing where 
they would end up.
     "It shouldn't," Hinako replied. "All this will do is instruct the 
Astrogation System to calculate the Jumps necessary to bring the ship to 
the destination from wherever it happens to be at that time. The actual 
authority to Jump comes from the Captain, and is executed from the Helm." 
     "Then what are we waiting for?" Ryouga asked everyone. "Let's hook it 
up!"
     _Dragonfly's_ Astrogator produced a length of optical line with the 
necessary fittings, and inserted it where Genma directed. The decryption 
device sensed immediately that it was connected to the starship's Main 
Computer, and set to work.
     They watched as a display measuring the Main Computer's resource 
management system began to dance and jump with activity. The ship's 
telescopes began to move automatically as the Astrogation System prepared 
position fixes for the Jump calculations. Even the cat seemed transfixed by 
the computer's function, though it could have been drawn by the flashing 
colors on the display.
     After twenty minutes of frantic computer activity, the unit went into 
a standby mode. The Astrogator confirmed that a Jump was calculated, and 
awaited execution. Attempts to review the data were denied by the Main 
Computer in spite of his highest level access.
     "So all we really know," Ranma observed. "Is that the ship says it's 
ready to take us somewhere just as soon as we give the word, but that we 
don't know where we're going."
     "Correct," Hinako replied, petting the cat as she spoke. "Even though 
the Jump calculated most likely won't take us to Ryuugenzawa, but to a 
system on the way, we still don't know where we're going until we get there."
     "What did you say about looking directly at the memory banks for the 
coordinates?" Akane asked.
     "We can do that," the Astrogator agreed. He looked to his Captain. 
"With your permission, of course, ma'am."
     Hinako nodded. "Granted."
     The Astrogator began to prod at the Main Computer's memory banks using 
several high-level diagnostic commands. The security around the Jump 
Coordinates wasn't impregnable, but as soon as he took the Main Computer to 
task, it shifted into a standby mode that sounded several audible alarms at 
the Captain's Station, the Helm, and the Astrogation station itself. 
     "You see," Hinako pointed out. "You can look, but you can't do it 
without alerting other people. The whole Bridge crew has to be in on whatever 
it is you're doing, and I'm sure old Kerensky made it known that a few spies 
on each ship with access to Ryuugenzawa would be among them."
     It took the Astrogator half an hour of queries and calculations before 
he had an answer. He posted the coordinates on the holographic chart table. 
Hinako set the cat against the seatback of her Captain's Station chair, 
letting her sink her claws into the upholstery for purchase against free-fall. 
Ranma tensed at the sight of her talon-like claws, but kept it to himself 
sufficiently that no one else noticed.
     Hinako and her Astrogator studied the haze of tiny stars and gas clouds 
in the chart display. Both seemed to frown as they realized where the famed 
Ryuugenzawa System was supposed to be.
     "Check your data again," she ordered the Astrogator in a sultry voice 
that did little to disguise her unease.
     "I agree," he replied, still frowning in puzzlement.
     "What is it?" Akane asked them, concern in her voice.
     "It's probably nothing," Hinako assured her. "Just a mistake in 
queueing up the data."
     The Astrogator returned several minutes later with a shake of his head. 
"The data entered was correct," he declared. "The final Jump destination is 
noted as displayed."
     Hinako looked again. "But that doesn't make any sense," she pouted. 
"There aren't any stars at those coordinates."
     "Come again?" Ranma asked.
     She whirled on him. "I said there aren't any stars where this damn 
system of yours is supposed to be!" She threw up her hands. "You can't 
go Jumping into empty space. You need a significant gravity well at both 
ends of the Jump or else you're in serious trouble! No star, no gravity 
well!"
     Ranma looked at the tiny flashing point of green light in the 
holographic chart that was supposed to be the location of Ryuugenzawa. 
Sure enough, there was no star floating in the holotank anywhere near 
that smudge of color.
     "Where is this supposed to be, anyway?" he asked. Aside from some 
glyphic astrogational abstracts that meant nothing to him, there was 
little in the way of locational references.
     "Not that it makes much difference at this point," Hinako snorted, 
her disappointment obvious in her voice. "That's within the Magistracy 
of Canopus, on the Periphery rimward of the Confederation and the 
Federated Shiratori, about sixty-five parsecs from our current position, 
or about seven Jumps, more or less."
     "Canopus?" Akane asked. She knew the Magistracy was one of the more 
populous and organized of the Periphery states. They claimed about thirty 
systems with settlements, though only six had significant populations, 
and of those, only three were considered to have terran-type planets. The 
Magistracy had made a point of keeping itself out of the affairs of the 
Successor States throughout much of its history.
     "My first tour aboard the _Dragonfly_ was as the Astrogator," Hinako 
told her. "We did a Special Operation in the Magistracy at your father's 
behest. I can't talk about it, of course, but I have been to Canopus 
before. As countries go, it's not bad, but outside the six core worlds, 
there isn't much to it. There's very little JumpShip traffic out there."
     "It's isolated enough to be the kind of place you'd put such a 
facility," Genma insisted.
     "What facility?" Hinako retorted. "I just told you, there is no 
star system at those coordinates! No star system, no planets. No planets, 
no facility!" She looked away for a moment before fixing her gaze upon 
the elder Saotome. Her disappointment at the failure of their mission 
gave way to anger. "I don't know where you got that disc, but I do know 
that you were fooled into believing that it was real!"



                           *       *       *



     A very quiet Akane Tendo was joined by an equally pensive Ranma Saotome 
at her stateroom door. 
     "What is it, Ranma?" she asked him quietly.
     He looked down at the carpeted deck. "I wanted to come in and apologize."
     "Apologize?"
     He nodded. "For me and Pop getting your hopes up about Ryuugenzawa."
     She drew him into the room with a gentle hand in his and began to hug 
him. As usual for him, he tensed up at first in her embrace before finally 
relaxing somewhat and letting her hold him. Displays of affection, even from 
Akane, were still something he was unaccustomed to. He still remembered with 
a blush how tightly she had squeezed him that night on Tiber when he had 
returned to the expedition.
     "There's nothing to apologize about," she sniffed. "You and your father 
couldn't have known better."
     Ranma raised his arms from his sides and placed them around her with 
nervous effort. She squeezed him a little harder as she felt him return 
her embrace.
     "I still feel bad," he replied. "You know, like we let you down."
     "You let yourself down too," she pointed out quietly. "Don't forget 
that."
     "I -- I guess so," he admitted with a nod. "All this time I've been 
trying to deny that I believed in the place, and here I am wishing it was 
real."
     "I know, Ranma," she whispered. "I know."
     He closed his eyes and let himself actually hold Akane instead of merely 
draping his arms around her. She was warm in his embrace, her body trembling 
with tiny suppressed sobs. All he wanted was for her to be happy, but that 
wasn't the kind of thing he was good at doing. Fighting was what he was good 
at, and sneaking into places, and piloting a LAM. Making girls happy was out 
of his league.
     "If it was just something I could fight..." he muttered angrily. "I'd 
do it. I wouldn't give up!"
     He felt her head turn in his embrace. Her lips brushed against his 
cheek, warm and with great tenderness.
     "I know you would, Ranma," she whispered to him. "It's one of the things 
I adore about you."
     Her words made him flush hotter than her kiss. 
     "Y-You mean that?"
     She drew back from him enough to look into his eyes. "Of course I do."
She touched the tip of his nose with her finger. "You have to have *some* 
good qualities about you, and I think that's one of them."
     "N-No," he stammered. "I meant the 'adore' part... You really, um... 
well, you know..."
     "Yes," she replied with a tiny nod. "I do."
     He tensed once again. "Oh." It came out sounding far worse than he had 
intended, and the warmth she had been radiating was replaced with a chill 
between them that made him shiver. 
     "What's that supposed to mean?"
     "Nothing!" he insisted. "I mean... It's nothing you should get mad 
about."
     "Really?" she asked with mock sweetness. "Perhaps I should be the judge 
of that, hmmmmm?"
     "Aw, c'mon, Akane," he returned. "You're making a big deal out of 
nothing." He began to squeeze her tight in an effort to take her mind off 
the subject, but to no avail. She pushed him away angrily. 
     "If that's how you feel about me, Ranma, then keep your hands off!" 
she cried.
     "Wait!" he begged her. "You got it all wrong!"
     "Oh?" she eyed him warily. "So how *do* you feel about me, huh, Ranma?"
     "I thought we agreed not to talk about that anymore," he replied, 
knowing that even as he said the words, they were the absolute worst thing 
he could have said to her. "...Not 'til after we found Ryuugenzawa..." he 
finished meekly.
     Her eyes lit up in rage. "We agreed not to talk about the engagement!" 
she countered. "How we happen to feel about each other is an entirely 
different matter! And as for not talking about the engagement until after 
Ryuugenzawa, I guess you're pretty safe there - considering that we'll never, 
ever find it!"
     She lashed out her hand at his face. He could have blocked it a dozen 
ways, even dodged it outright, but she was blameless, maybe even justified, 
in striking him. The blow spun him around - no one could slap a man's face 
like his uncute fiancee...
     He fell to the deck, brilliant stars swimming before his eyes. As they 
faded away, a look of puzzlement, then of stunning realization came upon him. 
     "...That's it..." he muttered in awe.
     Akane looked down at him angrily.
     "What are you talking about?"
     He bolted to his feet and ran through the open door of her stateroom. 
     "I got an idea!" he cried over his shoulder, the pain and humiliation 
of her blow lost to the excitement of the moment. "Come on!"
     He didn't check to see if she was behind him as he ran for the elevator 
to the 'D' Deck hub. He barely registered her voice when she asked him where 
the hell they were going, and why.
     "The ship's observatory!" he replied, stabbing at the button for the 
elevator. It slid open, and he stepped inside.
     "Why?" she asked him again, joining him in the elevator.
     Ranma took her by the tops of her shoulders as the elevator doors slid 
closed, his eyes burning with great intensity. "Don't you get it?"
     She shrugged him off. "No, I don't 'get' it."
     "Who made all the damn charts?" he asked her, impatient that she wasn't 
on the same wavelength as himself.
     "What charts? Ranma, what in the world are you talking about?"
     "The star charts!" he practically shouted at her. "Who made all the 
computerized star charts that JumpShips navigate by?!"
     Akane, clearly flustered with the intensity of his line of questioning, 
blurted out the first thing that came to mind.
     "The Star League Bureau of Astrography!"
     "Right!" Ranma returned, holding up a finger in triumph. "So if there 
was a star system you wanted ships to stay the hell away from, what's the 
best way to do it?"
     Akane's mouth dropped open as she realized where he was going with this. 
     "...You take it off the charts..." she whispered. "It's just like Nabiki 
said to my father the night we were engaged..."
     "'There is no star system or planet called Ryuugenzawa on any charts,'" 
Ranma finished for her. "She was right. All this time my Pop was convinced 
that the reason there was no named system for Ryuugenzawa was because it was 
an informal name for some system that only had a catalogue number on the 
charts. He was wrong. The big blank spot on the _Dragonfly's_ star chart 
exists because the Star League Astrographers were ordered to remove the 
Ryuugenzawa System from all the databases. 
     "Ships got periodic revisions to their charts from the Star League, and 
because the old charts were useless, they got discarded. Pretty soon, there 
weren't any JumpShips left that had any data proving the Ryuugenzawa System 
ever existed, and the Star League Testing Facility there was secure.
     "Since it's all but impossible to calculate a Jump without a computer, 
and since no astrogational computer will give you the option of plotting a 
course to a star system that doesn't exist according to its database, the 
only way to get to Ryuugenzawa is with one of Pop's data discs. As long as 
that decrypter with the disc is plugged into the Main Computer, the ship 
thinks it has a chart that includes the Ryuugenzawa System!"
     Akane beamed with admiration for him. 
     "So," he continued. "I'm gonna go the ship's observatory, and point one 
of the ship's telescopes at the chunk of space where Ryuugenzawa is supposed 
to be. If I'm right, there should be a star there, about sixty-five parsecs 
away, that isn't on any charts."
     "And you came up with this after I smacked you one?" she asked him. 
The elevator came to halt at the hub, putting them in free-fall.
     He shrugged. "More or less."
     "I need to slap you more often," she said huskily, and pushed off from 
the elevator doors to kiss him square on the lips.
     He blinked in surprise at first as she kissed him, then, his pulse 
racing in his ears, he began to kiss her back. Akane made a soft cry of 
surprise and delight at his show of initiative, and then the two of them 
threw their arms around each other to begin a new round of kisses with 
reckless abandon.
     In the middle of their almost frantic embrace, the elevator began to 
answer a call, and the abrupt lurch of the car broke them apart. Akane drew 
away from Ranma with a shy smile, the pig-tailed mechwarrior fell back 
breathless against the bulkhead, surprised and a little alarmed by what 
had just happened between them. The elevator doors opened on 'D' Deck once 
again, and Ryouga floated in.
     A troubled look crossed his face as he saw the two looking flushed, 
wild-eyed, and a little disheveled.
     "I'm not, uh, interrupting anything, am I?" There was a hopeful 
modulation in his voice that begged them to deny his unspoken fear.
     "No!" Akane replied a little too loudly. "Of course not."
     "Right. Right," Ranma managed. "What could you *possibly* be 
interrupting?"
     Ryouga blinked several times in silence. "Forget I asked," he said 
finally, his face falling.
     "Hey, ah, Ryouga," Ranma continued, eager to steer any further 
conversation as far from the currently uncomfortable subject of almost 
getting caught passionately kissing a certain tomboy of his acquaintence. 
"Guess what? We think we might have found a way to prove the data disc was 
right."
     This lit Ryouga up. "Really?"
     "Uh-huh," Akane confirmed. "We're going to find Captain Ninomiya right 
now to test out the theory."
     "That's great!" he enthused, feeling a little better.
     Akane gave Ranma a smoldering look over her shoulder as the elevator 
returned to the hub, making him start. "Isn't it, though?"



                           *       *       *



     Captain Hinako Ninomiya gazed into the ocular for the _Dragonfly's_ 
Number One Telescope. Shampoo, seated in her lap, mewled in protest as she 
was pushed against the cold metal of the unit in the process. 
     "I see lots of stars," she noted tersely. "Mister Davidge, do you 
have a red-shift analysis on any of them yet?"
     The Astrogator punched a few keystrokes into the telescope monitor 
next to the unit. Genma peered over his shoulder as he worked, an act which 
was annoying to say the least, and mitigated only by the excitement of the 
possible confirmation of the Ryuugenzawa System's existence.
     "We should have something in a few moments," he declared. The unit 
display began to scroll datapoints and spectral analysis results. He 
studied these intently for several agonizing minutes.
     "Well?" Hinako pressed. Below her, in the Fo'c'sle, stood most of the 
expedition's crew. There simply wasn't room enough for them to all stand 
inside the little compartment near the very bow of the ship known as the 
Observatory. Tensions ran high in the wake of Ranma's theory. If there was 
a star where the decryption device indicated, then they had found the 
Ryuugenzawa System at long last. If not, then they were homeward bound - 
but returning in total failure.

     There were other tensions present as well. Akane had maneuvered herself 
as close to Ranma as possible down in the Fo'c'sle, cutting off Ukyou before 
she could do the same. She was emboldened by her encounter with Ranma in 
the elevator, so much so that she felt no regret over capitulating to her 
rival's offer of renouncing her engagement - but apparently not her 
affection - to Ranma.
     There was also the turmoil that raged once again within Ryouga, who, 
while having no actual proof that he had nearly stumbled onto a compromising 
situation between Ranma and Akane, was pretty sure that it had happened. As 
much as he felt for Akari, the realization that Akane was slipping further 
and further from him was like a jagged hole in his heart. He felt an intense 
jealousy towards Ranma, an emotion that threatened to boil over into violence 
at the slightest provocation.
     Ukyou grimaced at the sight of Akane snuggling up close to Ranchan. She 
was laying it on thick, and that pig-tailed blockhead was just standing there 
like a dolt, letting her get away with it!
     Pansuto Tarou, barred from attending the data disc's decryption on the 
Bridge, managed to worm his way through the airtight door enough to listen in 
on the conversation. He doubted that he would learn anything useful by merely 
listening, but perhaps when the Ryuugenzawa System's location was confirmed, 
he could quietly interrogate the telescope log later for the answers he 
sought.
     Ranma, for his part, had absolutely no idea that any of this was going 
on. He had a lot of things on his mind, and Ryuugenzawa occupied only a small 
portion of his thoughts. The girl with the short blue-black hair whose soft, 
warm hand had slipped surreptitiously into his was naturally foremost in his 
mind. 
     He could not believe that he had kissed her like he did, and that she 
had responded so enthusiastically to it. It was an experience that went far 
beyond anything he had ever felt before. It was worrisome too, because his 
sum total of experience with girls spanned less than three months, and he 
didn't want to make a fool of himself. He needed advice, desperately, and 
he knew that it would be a waste of time - not to mention being totally 
embarrassing - going to his father.
     Happousai was right out as well. Talking to Ryouga would not only be a 
waste of time, it could prove hazardous to his health. His eyes flicked about 
the Fo'c'sle, searching for someone he could trust with his questions.
     He looked no further than Doctor Tofu, who stood placidly behind them, 
watching up through the hatch for word of the Ryuugenzawa System. The Doc 
was a pretty decent guy, and had done right by him in the past.
     "Hey, Doc," he whispered to him.
     "What is it, Ranma?" Tofu asked him.
     "Could I talk to you later about something."
     Tofu nodded. "Of course you can. What about?"
     Ranma felt heat rising in his face. Akane was far too close to miss what 
he was saying. "It's kinda personal. I'll tell you later."


     "Analysis shows one 'G' type main sequence star at a distance of 65.12 
parsecs," Davidge declared solemnly. "That fits the indicated value for the 
Ryuugenzawa System, ma'am."
     Hinako's reply was drowned out by the cheer from below.
     "Quiet!" she finally screamed, making Shampoo wince in her lap. She 
punched at the intercom button.
     "Bridge; Officer of the Deck," came the reply.
     Hinako scratched Shampoo thoughtfully behind the ears as she spoke. 
"Officer of the Deck, this is the Captain. Commence preparations for 
Hyperspace Jump."



                             Chapter Three 

                     Wexford System Nadir Jump Point
                 Wexford System, the Federated Shiratori
                              10 May 3025



     NCJS _Dragonfly_ materialized into realspace with a flash of hard 
radiation. The Wexford System was blessed with recharge stations for 
JumpShips, which dramatically cut the time necessary between Jumps. For 
a nominal fee, a station would beam power over to the _Dragonfly's_ 
batteries via microwave emitters.
     Such was Hinako's intention. Wexford-Nadir-ONE also served as a 
waystation for the trade routes between Genevieve and the districts of the 
Federated Shiratori that shared a border with the Confederation, meaning 
that it had a functional HPG array and Comstar office, as well as facilities 
for Pansuto Tarou and his battlemech where they could comfortably await 
transport to wherever it was that he wanted to go. She didn't want to spend 
a week waiting at the Jump Point for the _Palomino_ to ferry him all the way 
to the nearest inhabited planet in the system and return.
     "Captain, Wexford-Nadir-ONE reports that they are available for 
Jump recharge," Communications announced. "They have granted us permission 
to approach under normal drive to within ten kilometers."
     "Very well," a diminutive Captain Hinako Ninomiya said while petting 
Shampoo. The cat had remained near her for most of the trip from Tiber, 
becoming a fixture on the Bridge. The crew loved her, and she was at least 
tolerant of them, if not affectionate. There was one curious exception to 
this, of course, and that exception was Ranma Saotome. "Astrogation, plot a 
course for Wexford-Nadir-ONE, with a CPA of ten kilometers, while I pet this 
pretty kitty."
     "Plot course for Wexford-Nadir-ONE, Closest Point of Approach, one-zero 
kilometers, aye," Davidge replied. "Captain, I've completed the patch to 
our astrogation database that includes the Ryuugenzawa System. Once I upload 
it into the database, we won't need Commander Saotome's decrypt machine and 
the data disc to plot a Jump."
     "It would certainly save a lot of trouble not having to rely on that 
thing," Hinako agreed. She munched on a cookie from her jacket pocket. "It's 
so old that if it failed, we'd be out of luck!" 
     "Uploading will eat into our Main Computer cycle time," Davidge added. 
"With your permission, I'd like to begin as soon as we are in a stable orbit 
near Wexford-Nadir-ONE. The process should take about twenty minutes to 
upload and verify."
     Hinako nodded. "Very well, Mister Davidge. Do so when we are taking on 
power from the station." She nuzzled Shampoo, who eyed the Astrogator and the 
handheld data disc with the Ryuugenzawa patch as if her life depended on it. 
"You're such a good kitty," Hinako cooed.



                           *       *       *



     Pansuto Tarou tucked the carefully compiled telescope data he had copied 
from the Observatory into his pocket. It was just enough information for a 
competent astrogator to determine the location of the Ryuugenzawa System with 
enough accuracy for a Jump. He was certain the Furinkan Combine would have 
someone who could do the job.
     Though it was purely for the convenience of the ship, the Captain was 
doing him a favor by having him dropped off at the station. It would put him 
close to the merchant ship traffic, and he was confident that he would find a 
ship that would take him close enough to the border with the Furinkan Combine 
that he could get the rest of the way there by some other means. Time was his 
only enemy now. 
     He had to reach the Combine and convince them of his discovery in time 
for them to reach the system while there was still something left to plunder. 
The Confederation's operation was far too small to carry much off with just 
the _Dragonfly._ If they went directly there, and he was sure they would, it 
would be solely for the purpose of scouting the planet and determining what 
the real recovery mission would need to bring. That meant that a determined 
Combine force had a chance of reaching the system before the Confederation's 
transport fleet could haul everything away. 
     Tarou was confident that he could do it, but it would mean giving up the 
immediate satisfaction of killing Happousai for the ultimate satisfaction of 
bringing the Joketsuzoku and the Cult of Azusa to their knees.
     He was willing to make that sacrifice. Happousai could wait at least 
that long.
     A knock at his stateroom door shifted his attention from the future 
to the present. Akane Tendo was there, along with Genma Saotome and the 
_Dragonfly's_ Executive Officer.
     "It's time to board the _Palomino_ for the trip over to the station," 
Akane said to him.
     Tarou gave her a steely-eyed grin and patted his pocket. "I just 
finished packing."
     They floated to the elevator that would take them to the hub, and from 
there, aft down the core of the ship to the docking ring where _Palomino_ 
awaited him.
     "I want to apologize for the change in plans," Akane said to him as he 
prepared to enter the DropShip for the short transit over to the station. 
"I did say that you would be dropped off on a planet."
     Tarou waved her off. "This is fine," he replied evenly.
     Akane gestured to the Executive Officer. "Commander Malloy has something 
for you, as we agreed."
     The X.O. presented Tarou with a thin attache. "Fifty-thousand C-bills," 
he declared. "Half of it is in marker notes, the other half on two certified 
drafts from the Bank of Sol."
     Tarou had expected a sum of money from them as per their agreement, but 
not so much! It was hush-money, plain and simple, he realized. You never 
heard of Ryuugenzawa, or that a ship named _Dragonfly_ was carrying the Heir 
to the Confederation aboard...
     Akane made this clear. "You understand of course, that we wish our 
activities to remain a secret," she said to him.
     Tarou bowed low for her. "Naturally, Lady Akane," he soothed. "I have 
no intention of speaking of my adventures with you to anyone."
     She handed him one final important item. His passport. "You understand 
that I can't give you it in writing at this time, but rest assured that you 
will be pardoned for any crimes you may have committed on Confederation 
territory."
     "Thank you, Lady Akane," Tarou said, eager to get underway. "You are a 
woman of her word, let no one say otherwise."
     He bowed once more, and then floated through the connector tunnel to 
the _Palomino._
     "I hope we're doing the right thing by letting him go," Genma intoned.
     Akane turned to him. "Some of us live by our agreements, Mister Saotome, 
even if we really don't agree with them."



                           *       *       *



     "So, Ranma," Doctor Tofu Ono said to him as the pig-tailed mechwarrior 
knocked on the open door. "What was it that you wanted to talk to me about?"
     Ranma flushed red. "Well, ah, it's kinda personal, like I said."
     "Come in and shut the door," Tofu told him. "As a doctor, you can 
count on strict confidentiality from me."
     "Well, that's good, I guess," Ranma muttered. Even with the door shut, 
he felt exposed.
     "So?"
     "I was gonna ask you for some advice, actually," he began.
     "Medical advice?" the doctor inquired. He cracked his knuckles. "Martial 
arts advice?"
     "Girl advice," Ranma corrected him, while looking down at his feet.
     Tofu made a low whistle, a grin spreading slowly across his face. He 
began to wipe the lenses of his glasses on his dougi.
     "I think you'd better sit down."
     Ranma did so, though he looked no less uncomfortable than before.
     Tofu sat down on the corner of his desk next to Ranma. "Am I to assume 
that the girl advice you seek is in regards to Akane?"
     The pig-tailed mechwarrior looked even more ill at ease.
     "You could say that," he mumbled.
     Tofu slapped his knee lightly. "So what's the trouble?"
     Ranma pawed at the deck with his foot, but remained silent.
     "Ranma, I can't help you if you won't tell me what the problem is," Tofu 
declared.
     "I got so many questions, I don't even know where to begin," he finally 
lamented.
     The doctor took this in stride. "Well, I guess we could start with the 
basic differences between men and women."
     Ranma looked hopeful. "I guess so," he agreed.
     Tofu leaned over and punched up some material from the medical archives, 
which were displayed upon the surface of the desk. 
     "Well, first things first," he began. "You, Ranma, have something we 
call the 'Y' chromosome, something which Akane and other females do not 
have. Now on the 'Y' chromosome we find genes that express certain specific 
proteins, hormones, and enzymes that are not found in the female biochemistry. 
Also, certain genetic traits are passed only along the 'Y' chromosome, and 
seem to predispose men to specific somatic conditions later in life..."
     Ranma waved frantically at him.
     "Hey, Doc, whoa! I mean, whoa... Maybe not *that* basic."
     Tofu shrugged. It was difficult to tell if he had launched into his 
spiel in all seriousness, or merely as a joke to lighten the mood. "Well, 
you've probably noticed by now that boys and girls aren't the same. If 
nothing else, your exposure to Jusenkyo has made that possible."
     "I figured that one out the first time Pop made me watch one of his 
pornos," Ranma groused. "I didn't need a cursed body to teach me."
     Tofu blanched. "I see..." He took another tack. "So why don't you tell 
me what happened between you and Akane that brought you in here so suddenly."
     Ranma looked away, his face beet red and his feet tapping out a nervous 
samba beat on the deck. 
     "I, uh, I kissed Akane," he muttered, not looking directly at Tofu as he 
said it. "More like she kissed me first, and then I kissed her back, and then 
we both sorta met in the middle for awhile..."
     Tofu nodded slowly, trying not to grin at Ranma's explanation.
     "That's it?" he asked after a moment.
     "Whaddya mean, 'that's it?'" Ranma growled defensively. "That ain't 
enough? I don't know what the hell I'm doing in the first place!"
     "Take it easy, Ranma. I was just asking a simple question. Now I'm 
going to ask another simple question: you're here to ask me romantic advice, 
not a how-to on human reproduction, correct?"
     Ranma nodded silently, though he was uncomfortable with the idea of 
getting 'romantic advice,' and he didn't want to even think of the 
implications of going down the twisted path known as the birds and the 
bees. Health classes in the few years of formal schooling he had received, 
plus Pop's pornos, had illustrated to him the mechanics and potential 
consequences of sex, but the whole process remained somewhat fuzzy and 
indistinct when applied to his own personal reality, and particularly 
where that reality included Akane.
     "Great," Tofu remarked. "Now we're getting somewhere. Next question: 
do you like Akane?"
     While the answer was never in doubt, Ranma thought long and hard about 
actually voicing it aloud. Tofu mused idly on whether or not the process of 
deciding would result in the triggering of the compartment's smoke alarms.
     "I guess so."
     Tofu pressed the issue. "Do you or don't you?"
     "Okay... I--I like her," he replied. "Don't ask me why, cause she's 
a violent, hypersensitive tomboy chick who's always ragging on me about 
something."
     Tofu smiled at Ranma's description of the girl he was so hung up over. 
"Great. I think we can assume by the fact that since she kissed you first, 
she likes you too."
     "Really?" Ranma chirped. The thought that Akane actually *liked* him 
had seemed so alien to him that he hadn't been able to come to that 
conclusion himself. He supposed that she had said as much in her stateroom 
shortly before their encounter in the elevator, but at the time, and with 
the idea for finding Ryuugenzawa, it had all been a blur of conflicting 
thoughts and emotions for him.
     "Girls aren't in the habit of kissing guys they don't like," Tofu 
pointed out.
     "I guess so," Ranma admitted. The revelation wasn't doing anything to 
ease his level of discomfort and confusion.
     "Now then," Tofu continued. "You're wondering what you should do about 
it."
     "I sure am," Ranma grunted.
     "Just do what comes naturally," Tofu said with an easy smile. He 
reflected darkly upon the irony of this, since he had been unable to make 
the same commitment where Kasumi was involved. It was times like this that 
he wondered how the human race survived when so many of its men were weak 
or clueless.
     "Like what?" Ranma asked. "I mean, that's what I'm here for, Doc: some 
details!"
     "Well, I guess the most important thing for you to do would be to tell 
her how you feel about her."
     Ranma feared that Tofu would say as much.
     "What if I'm not exactly sure about that?" he hedged.
     "You already told me that you liked her," Tofu returned. "Go with that 
for now. As the two of you become more comfortable with that, you might find 
that telling her other things will be a lot easier."
     Ranma seemed dubious about that.
     "Okay. Then what?"
     "You should probably lay off the insults," Tofu counseled. "I know 
there isn't much to them, but all the same, do yourself a favor and watch 
what you say to her."
     Ranma cringed. He had been conditioned his whole life by his father and 
by the troops in the various units they had signed with to trade fire - as it 
were - with those around him. That part would not be easy, but he saw the 
doctor's point.
     "I'll try," he agreed. "What else?"
     "I suppose it couldn't hurt if you did a few nice things for her every 
now and again," Tofu observed.
     "Like?"
     "Well... Girls like getting flowers. I know that Akane enjoyed spending 
time on the garden terrace back home on Nerima, so I think you're safe with 
that one."
     Ranma considered the subject the way an Explosive Ordnance Disposal tech 
would contemplate his approach to a live thousand-kilogram bomb. 
     "Flowers," he said flatly.
     "Flowers," Tofu confirmed.
     Ranma looked up to the ceiling in frustration.
     "Doc, we're millions of kilometers from the nearest florist," he pointed 
out. "So how exactly am I supposed to do that?"
     Tofu smiled. "The _Dragonfly_ happens to be an Invader Class JumpShip," 
he replied. "It has two greenhouse domes, one on either side of the habitat, 
if you'll recall. You'll find an assortment of flowering plants there, and 
some of them are probably ideal to present to a girl you happen to like."
     Ranma remembered his time in one of the greenhouses after the misjump 
and fire. He remembered lots of plants, but he never really paid all that 
much attention to what they were. He *supposed* that there were flowers 
there. After all, the greenhouses on an Invader Class were largely 
recreational in purpose; the fresh food plants and their cleansing action 
on the atmosphere were considered secondary benefits by the ship's designers.
     "Okay, flowers," he conceded. "I know nothing about flowers, or how to 
get them. I mean, is there a requisition form or something I gotta fill out 
first, or can I just go pick some?"
     "You should probably ask one of the ship's cooks," Tofu offered. 
"They're usually the ones who tend the greenhouses as part of their 
collateral duties."
     "Sure. What else?"
     "Candy is another option," Tofu noted. "But unless you have something 
special tucked away somewhere, all we have at the moment is some stale 
chocolate from the Ship's Store."
     Even Ranma figured that this was probably insufficient to the task. 
Tofu continued.
     "You don't cook, do you?" the doctor asked.
     Ranma looked at him as if he had grown another head.
     "I can heat up a ration pack and boil water for rice."
     "It was a thought," Tofu returned with shrug. "Women appreciate a man 
who knows his way around a kitchen."
     "I think I'm pretty much screwed there."
     "Don't worry about it," Tofu soothed. "The big thing to remember here, 
Ranma, is that the gifts aren't as important to a woman so much as the thought 
behind them." He tapped the desk to make a point. "For example, if you were to 
surprise Akane with flowers right now, she'd melt. It wouldn't matter if you 
didn't know her favorite flowers, or that you couldn't get them, or that your 
arrangement wasn't very neat. The fact that you of all people did something 
like this for her would be all the gift she could hope for."
     Ranma pondered this. It was as if the clouds of uncertainty had parted 
somewhat, allowing a single ray of shining revelation into his head. "So 
basically, what you're saying is that because I don't do stuff like that for 
her now, there ain't no big expectations on me, so that anything I actually 
do for her, even if it sucks, will totally blow her away?"
     "Essentially," Tofu agreed, trying not to laugh at Ranma's remarkably 
astute assesment of his situation with Akane. It was hard to screw up when 
you were starting out from the bottom in the relationships department.
     Ranma nodded solemnly. This wasn't going to be easy, but at least now 
he had something to go on.
     "Thanks, Doc."
     "One last thing, Ranma," Tofu said to him.
     "What is it?"
     "Be honest with yourself," he advised. "If you can't be honest with 
yourself about your feelings, then you can't be honest with her, and all it 
will cause is problems between the two of you."
     Ranma bit down on his lip at the thought. 
     "Sure thing, Doc. Thanks again."
     He hopped up from his seat, shook Tofu's hand vigorously, and bounded 
from the office like a man with a mission - which is what he considered the 
advice he had been given to be. 
     Doctor Tofu Ono watched him go with a rueful shake of his head. As much 
as he was pleased by the idea of Ranma and Akane warming to each other since 
his first encounter with them back at the castle - over a leather divan and 
the fact that it had been used as a bludgeon by the latter on the former's 
head, no less - he found himself gripped with an almost parental concern for 
the two.
     He tapped at the touch sensitive keypad imbedded within the surface of 
his desk, calling up Akane's medical record and a log of the Ship's Pharmacy 
for the last quarter. He wasn't surprised by what he saw, but now he had 
justification for his concern. He would need to speak with her about a very 
important matter that she had been neglecting. 



                           *       *       *



     "Captain, the _Palomino_ reports a warning indication from their 
Reaction Control System," Communications announced.
     Hinako looked up from her petting of Shampoo, who seemed tense and 
agitated to the diminutive starship captain.
     "Is it serious?"
     The Communications tech conferred with the DropShip before responding.
     "They don't seem to think so, ma'am. Captain Grant says this happens 
from time to time. They'll check it out locally, but that it's probably just 
a bad position indicator on one of the thruster nozzles. They have a spare 
on board to replace it."
     "How long will that take?" 
     The tech relayed her query. "No more than thirty minutes, ma'am. 
They'll let us know what they find before they detach from the docking 
ring."
     "Very well," Hinako huffed. She had to allow for the occasional 
technical problem, she supposed.
     Lieutenant Davidge approached her while she stewed in her chair. He 
held up the database patch disc.
     "Captain, with your permission, I'd like to upload the patch to our 
astrogational database. It will take the higher functions of the Main 
Computer off-line for approximately twenty minutes, leaving us with only 
the automatic subsystems."
     Hinako checked their orbital status at the Helm with a glance. They 
were stable, and preparing to receive power from Wexford-Nadir-ONE. "Very 
well, Mister Davidge. Begin the upload process."
     "Aye aye, ma'am."
     Shampoo watched as the Astrogator fed the database disc into a reader 
at the Main Computer workstation. She needed that disc, and with the 
JumpShip about to send its DropShip over to the space station, this might 
present her best opportunity to steal it and make her escape. Now that the 
Confederation knew the location of Ryuugenzawa, she didn't suppose they 
would have any need to stop at a planet along the way. They would Jump from 
system to system as fast as they could charge their batteries.
     As expected, the Main Computer went dormant as it processed the data. 
The ship's functions during station keeping were largely autonomous, though 
in spite of this, there was plenty to keep the crew occupied. Shampoo waited 
with growing anxiety as she planned her next few moves. 
     Success was most likely if Mousse could reach the _Palomino_ before 
it repaired its technical glitch, but if push came to shove, he could always 
hijack one of the Ship's Boats and reach the Wexford recharge station that 
way. Once he was there, he could claim asylum, or, depending on the situation, 
disappear for awhile. She was confident that they would not be too eager to 
create much of a ruckus on the recharge station.


     "The patch is uploaded into the Astrogational System," Davidge reported 
twenty minutes later. He punched in the coordinates, and proudly demonstrated 
the brand new yellow sun that floated within the chart table holotank where 
there had previously been a patch of emptiness.
     "Excellent work, Lieutenant," Hinako commended him.
     Davidge removed the data disc from the computer, causing Shampoo to 
tense in the Captain's lap. "I'll need to open the Ship's Safe, Captain, if 
I may."
     Hinako rose, knowing that Davidge could not open it without her portion 
of the combination. As she did so, one of the oncoming watch section stepped 
through the airtight door. Shampoo chose that moment to strike. She leaped at 
Davidge with a hiss, and snatched the disc from his hand.
     "What the--?" the Astrogator blurted, his hand bleeding from the 
scratches she had raised in leaping across him.
     "Kitty!" Hinako screeched angrily.
     Shampoo rebounded in free-fall off the Main Computer console, the 
database patch firmly set between her jaws, and twisted herself in midair 
to get a push from the Captain's chair. A daring leap out the airtight door 
as it slid shut cut off any immediate pursuit. 


     Hinako shook herself with the numbing realization that she had been 
tricked. Her precious kitty cat was some kind of spy, and possibly not even 
a real cat - only her recent exposure to the wonders of Jusenkyo could have 
prepared her for such a line of thought. 
     "If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes..." the Helmsman remarked.
     "Never mind that," Hinako snapped. "Chief of the Watch, on the 1MC: 
All hands keep on the look-out for the Ship's Cat. Report her whereabouts 
at once to the Bridge. Catch and detain her if possible."
     The Chief of the Watch acknowledged the order. "Shall I sound the 
General Alarm as well, Captain?"
     Hinako folded her arms across her chest. It seemed absolutely 
ridiculous to call away a full-blown security violation over a runaway 
cat, and she was not entirely convinced that her kitty was anything other 
than what she seemed to be.
     "Not at the moment," she replied. "Have the X.O., Lady Akane, and 
Commander Saotome come to the Bridge instead."


     Shampoo darted for the elevator, waiting with dread for some kind of 
alarm to sound. In spite of her feline body, she still thought of herself 
as human, and considered the response of the ship's crew as one would 
consider any intrusion by an enemy agent.
     The sound of the Chief of the Watch's voice over the 1MC made her 
blood freeze up.
     "All hands be on the look-out for the Ship's Cat. Detain her if 
possible, and make reports to the Bridge on any sightings of her."
     If she were human, she would have laughed. Given the Captain's 
childish nature, this was exactly the kind of order that was likely to 
be ignored by the crew. She'd stay out of sight all the same, but it 
certainly took some of the pressure off.



                           *       *       *



     "Now what kind of lame-o announcement is that?" Ranma grouched to 
the overhead.
     "Really," Ukyou agreed. She had run into him shortly after his visit 
to Doctor Tofu's office, and had been pleasant if somewhat cloying company 
ever since. "You have the weirdest Captain I've ever known."
     They stepped into the Crew's Mess for drinks. From what they could 
tell, no one else on the ship was paying the 1MC announcement any mind. 
A few of the off-watch Engine Room gang were even cracking jokes about 
Hinako and her missing kitty. 
     Yuka and Sayuri were also there, and made no effort to speak to him, 
though it was clear that they did not approve of him hanging out with 
Ukyou. Not that he cared what they thought...
     "Hey, Captain Saotome," one of the engine room crew, Petty Officer 
Fitch, called to him. "You gonna go look for the skipper's cat?" Those 
present around him began to chortle. It had become common knowledge among 
the crew that Ranma did not like cats. 
     "Bite me, Fitch," he returned curtly. "If Hinako wants her kitty, she 
can go get it her own damn self."
     "I hear that," Fitch returned. He went back to his coffee. 
     Ukyou handed him a cup of red bug juice. The instant drink mix used 
by the ship didn't really have any distinguishable flavors, he supposed, 
only colors. "Why don't you like cats, Ranchan?" she asked him quietly 
enough that no one could overhear. She knew he was sensitive about the 
matter, but not the reasons why.
     Ranma paled. "I'd rather not talk about it," he replied. "Let's just 
say that it was one of Pop's dumber training ideas..."
     "Why doesn't THAT surprise me," she snorted. 
     Genma Saotome appeared on the Mess Decks a moment later, making Ranma 
wince at the man's timing.
     "Come on, boy," he growled at Ranma.
     "What's up?"
     "We have to find that cat," he intoned.
     Ranma gagged on his bug juice. "Excuse me?" he choked.
     "It's no joke, Ranma. That cat stole the astrogational database patch 
for the Ryuugenzawa System."
     "Huh?" he grunted. "That's totally bizarre."
     "Hey," Ukyou interjected, coming to a sudden conclusion. "You don't 
suppose that cat was no ordinary cat... do you?"
     "That's the idea," Genma confirmed. "Given the number of people on 
this ship alone who have been exposed to the pools at Jusenkyo, anything 
is possible."
     "No way..." Ranma groaned.
     "Look, boy," Genma returned. "I know how you feel about cats, but this 
is too important to let your irrational fear of them get in the way..."
     "It ain't that!" he shot back. "I was thinking about who it could be."
     Genma raised an eyebrow at him.
     "Well?"
     Ranma swallowed hard. If the cat was a human with exposure to Jusenkyo, 
then her personal animosity towards him pointed in only one direction.
     "Shampoo."
     Genma blanched. "Boy, you better pray we're both wrong." He left the 
Crew's Mess. 
     Ranma followed. "C'mon, Ucchan."
     Ukyou nodded, wondering where the hell Konatsu was when she needed him.



                           *       *       *



     Shampoo reached 'E' Deck with little difficulty. Her jaw ached from 
carrying the data disc, and she was eager to change back into her human form. 
She set the disc down in a safe place, and then fought with the spigot to 
one of the heated water tanks.
     The cat noises and the sudden splashing caught someone's attention.
     "<Shampoo?>"
     Mousse was there in the darkness, looking haggard and miserable. She 
could see the wispy growth of stubble on his lip and chin. He looked drawn 
and weary from remaining in hiding for so long. She almost felt sorry for 
him.
     The water was hot enough from the spigot now to affect her change. 
She sprang up in a cloud of steam, naked, and surprisingly sore - as if she 
really had been cooped up in a tiny cat body the whole time.
     "<Mousse,>" she returned, to set him at ease.
     "<I've been waiting for days,>" he said to her. It had been longer than 
simply 'days,' but she was in no mood to correct him on the matter. "<What 
happened?>"
     She slipped lithely past him to their packs, where she withdrew her 
clothes and put them on.
     "<There isn't much time,>" she answered him. "<I have the coordinates 
to the Ryuugenzawa System.>" She fetched the disc and put it in his hand. 
"<This is an astrogational database patch. Load it into a Ship's Computer, 
and the ship will have access to the Ryuugenzawa System.>"
     "<Is that what the announcement over the intercom was about?>"
     "<Exactly,>" she replied. "<That's why we don't have much time. Now 
there's a DropShip on the Number Three docking collar getting ready to leave 
for a nearby recharging station. You need to get on board before they detach. 
Take the disc.>"
     Mousse blinked in astonishment. "<But what about you?>"
     Shampoo flexed her hands into fists. "<I have a score to settle with 
the Saotomes, and I'm also sworn to kill them to atone for my mistake on 
Lightoller. Getting the Ryuugenzawa data was only half of my mission, Mousse. 
I won't run from a fight with them.>"
     "<You'll never be able to escape even if you do kill them!>" Mousse 
protested. 
     Shampoo gave him a hard look. That possibility had indeed occurred to 
her, and she had dealt with the gnawing fear within her as best as she was 
able. "<My life is MY business, Mousse,>" she hissed at him. "<Do not 
presume to think for me!>"
     He turned away, his fears about her confirmed. She cared no more for 
him than she would any other tool.
     "<Farewell, Shampoo,>" he said to her, his voice as cold as his heart 
had become.
     She almost kissed him good-bye, knowing in a moment of sudden clarity 
that this was indeed good-bye. 
     "<Farewell, Mousse,>" she returned. Then she added, "<until we meet 
again.>"
     Mousse nodded solemnly, and then turned a spigot of water upon himself. 
Shampoo watched with a mixture of horror and fascination as he transformed 
into a white duck before her eyes. 
     "<When did you...?>" she asked him. 
     He was gone in a flash of white, leaving behind only a single feather 
as he soared in free-fall towards the elevator. 


     Pain lanced through Mousse as he stabbed at the 'call' button with his 
beak. Though he bore no injuries, the pain was no less real to him. He was 
leaving Shampoo forever, and even if she had never loved him, he had loved 
her all too much.
     His decision to become a duck had come on the spur of the moment. The 
surprise value of a crewmen suddenly encountering a duck in the middle of 
deep space would probably be enough to enable at least one escape from 
danger. There was also the fact that he wanted to show Shampoo that she 
wasn't alone with her Jusenkyo curse, that he shared the experience with her, 
that they had something in common. It was a perverse pleasure at best, 
because he knew that she would not escape from the ship, and so they'd never 
have a chance to talk about their cursed bodies. 
     He didn't know why he hadn't shown her before. Shame perhaps. Or else 
the fear that she might consider his Jusenkyo body to be the perfect excuse 
for getting rid of him for good. After all, she could always plead ignorance 
when the Council confronted her on the fact that she had eaten her companion 
for supper...
     It was a long ride down to the docking collars. The airtight door to the 
_Palomino_ was still open pending the repairs to the ship, and he watched as 
one of the _Dragonfly's_ engineering crew floated through the connecter tube 
with a tool belt, having assisted where he could. Mousse remained out of sight 
as the engineering type took the ladder well instead of the elevator, then 
made a soaring leap for the door.
     He was through the connector tube and into the Cargo Bay without notice. 
Choosing a spot where he could remain hidden and still have easy access to 
the door, he buckled down to wait. The _Palomino_ Roving Watch appeared as 
he settled in, floating towards the connecter tube. One of the _Dragonfly_ 
crew drifted into view on the opposite end, carrying a frangible-flechette 
'nailgun,' made especially for use aboard spaceships, at port arms.
     "Seen anything unusual?" the sailor with the nailgun asked the rover.
     "Like what?" the rover replied, eyeing the weapon uneasily.
     "Like a pink and purple cat?"
     The rover shook his head. "What'd she do," he asked, pointing to the 
weapon. "Piss in your rack or something?"
     "Beats me," the sailor replied. "I got racked out to stand guard down 
here and look out for a pink and purple cat, or else a purple-haired Amazon 
girl. I'm to shoot either of them without hesitation if they try to get on 
board your ship."
     "An Amazon girl?" the rover cackled. "Hell, I got something better 
than a nailgun round to poke her with!"
     "Ain't that the truth," the sailor agreed. "I haven't been out boozing 
and whoring in months. While you and your fellow DropShip goombahs were out 
fuckin' around on Tiber, I was stuck on this piece of shit getting her back 
into shape."
     "Them's the breaks," the rover returned with a grin. "I wouldn't sweat 
this duty. We're about to leave. I was just coming down to check the hatch 
shut after Cap'n Grant gives the word to shove off."
     "It's a nice thought," the sailor remarked. "But as soon as you leave, 
they'll just send me to guard some other damn thing." He thumped the 
bulkhead with his fist. "What kinda bullshit alert is this, anyway?"
     "Lotsa luck," the rover said cheerfully. "While you're stuck up here 
playing wanna-be Marine, me and my 'goombah' DropShip buddies are going to 
enjoy a brief shore leave on the station."
     "Damn," the sailor grunted ruefully. "I'm puttin' in for a transfer to 
the DropShip Command. This months-in-the-middle-of-nowhere bullshit is really 
starting to suck ass."
     "ALL HANDS STAND CLEAR OF THE DOCKING TUBE AIRTIGHT DOOR," the 1MC of 
the _Palomino_ announced.
     "Later," the rover said with a wave. He eased away from the airtight 
as it slid slowly shut.
     Mousse watched as the man checked the seals and made a brief phone 
call to the DropShip's Flight Deck to report. Several minutes passed as 
the ship was released by the _Dragonfly's_ docking apparatus. Several more 
passed before the ship jolted with spurts of thruster fire from the 
Reaction Control System. The brief roar of the Main Engines followed after, 
and then there was only silence and free-fall.
     He was away.



                              Chapter Four



     "Let me get this straight," Ukyou began as she and Ranma floated down 
one of the 'B' Deck passages. Konatsu followed behind them at a discreet 
distance. "We're either looking for the Captain's pet Siamese cat, or else 
an Amazon girl from the Jusenkyo Commonwealth named after a hair-cleaning 
product."
     "Pretty much," Ranma agreed. He was upset, and trying not to show it. 
Ukyou had latched onto him from the beginning of the search, and thinking 
nothing of it, he had not objected. This was apparently a mistake, for this 
in turn made Akane spin-up like a turbine with a broken overspeed-trip. She 
nearly dislocated Ryouga's shoulder latching onto him as a partner for the 
search, and Ranma actually pitied his mechwarrior rival for once.
     "So who is this Shampoo girl?" she asked him as he thought about ways 
to mitigate the wrath of his overreacting fiancee. "You seem to know an awful 
lot about her." She gave him a disapproving look. "Don't tell me your father 
engaged you to her as well."
     "It ain't like that," he replied. "If this really is Shampoo, then I 
guess you could say that Pop and I are the ones who are sorta responsible 
for her turning into a cat."
     "Why am I not surprised," Ukyou remarked dryly. "Tell me, Ranchan, 
is there any place in the galaxy where you and your father have travelled 
where you *haven't* ruined someone's life?"
     Ranma thought about it.
     "Take your time, sugar," Ukyou added in a saccharine voice.
     "I'm thinking," he protested.
     "Don't bother, honey. I think the fact that you can't come up with 
an answer without thinking about it is an answer in itself."
     "Oh, ha ha," Ranma grumbled. It hurt because it was more or less true.
He was still thinking about this when he rounded the corner, and nearly 
blundered into Shampoo.
     Her eyes grew large as she recognized him, and her body trembled with 
a mixture of anxiety and anticipation. She raised her mace-like bonbori to 
the attack.
     "RANMA SAOTOME!" she shouted at him.
     "Sha-Shampoo?!" Ranma squeaked in return. The Amazon was hell-pissed, 
worse than anything he had ever seen from a woman.
     She charged at him as he gaped.
     "For what you do to Shampoo and Commonwealth, I kill!"
     The first bonbori buried itself in the bulkhead as he ducked the blow. 
Ukyou blocked the second mace with her spatula before it could crush his 
head.
     He recovered his wits as Ukyou shouldered the brunt of the Amazon's 
fury, warding off a flurry of blows with her spatula. He pushed off the 
bulkhead to spring at Shampoo, catching her in a flying tackle that slammed 
her against the opposite bulkhead.
     An elbow from Shampoo drove down onto the crown of his head as they 
tumbled in free-fall. He hadn't hit her as hard as he had hoped, and she 
twisted free of his grapple with a grunt. Ukyou pressed the attack as the 
Amazon struggled free, and the sound of the bonbori striking the flat steel 
surface of the spatula rang in the tight quarters of the passageway.
     "A little help, Konatsu!" Ukyou cried, just barely fending off Shampoo's 
furious combination of bonbori strikes and knife-edged kicks.
     "Coming, sir!" he called.
     The former kunoichi was already leaping to the attack, darting lithely 
over Ranma's shoulder as he regained his orientation in zero-gravity and 
looked for a way of overcoming Shampoo's defensive advantage. The narrow 
passageway negated their superior numbers against her.
     Konatsu struck Shampoo across the chin as he zipped past, dazing her, 
but not before she swatted Ukyou down to the deck with one of her bonbori. 
The ex-brigadier yelped in pain as she rebounded off the deck, her left arm 
possibly broken, and the spatula floating from her hands.
     Ranma got back into the fight as Ukyou went down, springing off the 
deck to barrel into Shampoo once more. Fighting in free-fall was effective 
only when you had something to push against, and combat was often an 
explosive series of leaps off of the scenery. He connected once more with 
Shampoo's midsection, drawing himself tight as he struck to maximize the 
effects of his hit. He didn't grapple this time, preferring to transfer all 
of his energy to her in one solid impact.
     Shampoo reeled from the check, flying across the passageway to slam 
into an airtight door. Ranma could see that she was stunned by the double 
hit, and swam through the empty air for purchase against his next attack. 
Konatsu, hanging from the ceiling between them, was readying some kind of 
bola.
     "Give it up, Shampoo," he called to her. "There's three of us, and one 
of you. You ain't goin' nowhere."
     She caught her breath and flashed her violet eyes in anger at him. 
"Shampoo never give up!" she vowed. Her body tensed once again to move, 
the maces raised to catch Konatsu's bola before it could entangle her.
     Ranma moved cautiously towards her, staying close to the bulkhead 
to minimize the effects of any charge from her. He realized that while 
her maces were nasty, her technique wasn't suited to free-fall combat. 
That was something going for them, at least.
     She must have sensed this as well, he saw, for she tossed the heavy 
spherical bonbori aside and drew a long curved fighting knife instead. The 
heavily damask'd steel of the blade was brightly veined against the dark, 
cold blue base metal.
     Konatsu took this as an invitation to loose his bola at her, but she 
anticipated this maneuver and sprang at him before he could wind it up to 
speed. The knife hissed through the air, cutting through his clothes and 
drawing forth a spurt of blood from his chest that glittered like tiny red 
jewels in free-fall. Konatsu did not make a sound as he threw himself away 
from the blade, minimizing the depth of its cut and saving his life.
     He was flat-footed against her follow up attack, having lost his hold 
on the overhead. Shampoo sprang back from the paneled ceiling, intending to 
gut him with her next pass. Ranma knew he had to get back into the fight 
before the cross-dressing former adjutant got himself killed.
     Ukyou screamed a warning as Konatsu grappled with the Amazon, the 
two of them falling towards the deck with the stored momentum of Shampoo's 
attack. Ranma saw that he had a good grip on her knife-hand wrist, keeping 
the questing blade from his throat by scant centimeters. He pushed off the 
bulkhead to kick her in the side of the head, not caring that the blow might 
kill her. The maces were bad enough, but she had upped the ante when she 
drew the knife, and the stakes were now too high for him to hold back.
     She managed to wrest her other arm free to ward off his kick, 
deflecting him just enough in zero-gravity to send him flying into the 
opposite bulkhead. Konatsu responded to her distraction by landing a 
glancing strike with the heel of his palm under her chin. Shampoo's head 
rocked back, more surprised than hurt, and he was able to disengage.
     Shampoo had enemies in front and behind her now, and she judged that 
the former kunoichi was the lesser of the two foes. She sprang past him as 
he tried to regain his equilibirum, sparing time for a parting kick that 
sent him against the bulkhead with a grunt, and pushing her in the direction 
she wanted to go.
     "Damn it!" Ranma yelled, missing his opportunity to grapple her from 
behind. He watched helplessly as she pulled herself around the corner he 
and Ucchan had come from.
     He looked to Ukyou, who was nursing her arm, her eyes a dull glaze of 
pain and anger. Konatsu was hurt as well, but his opinion of the weirdo 
cross-dresser went up a few notches. The guy had enough nerve and talent 
to keep from getting hacked to bits by a pissed-off Amazon from the Jusenkyo 
Commonwealth, and that counted for something in Ranma's book.
     Reason finally took hold over the heat of the moment, and he clawed for 
a sound-powered telephone unit set into the bulkhead.
     "Bridge, this is Ranma Saotome on 'B' Deck!" he said breathlesly into 
the receiver. "Shampoo's on 'B' Deck between the Electronics Shop and the 
Radar Equipment Room, and she's got a knife."
     She was cornered, he knew, for the moment. The elevator and the through-
deck hatch to the other levels were behind him, and the only way to reach 
them was via the passageway she had used to escape. She had to come back to 
the junction of the two passageways if she wanted to leave 'B' Deck.
 


     Shampoo made certain that she had some distance between herself and 
Ranma before stopping. She had no intention of fleeing from him, this was 
only a strategic retreat to assess the situation and come up with a better 
plan of attack. It was only a matter of time before a full alert was sounded, 
and the crew responded with automatic weapons. She was fast, but charging a 
full-auto flechette gun in a tight passageway was begging to be reduced 
to a quivering pile of Amazon-hamburger, and she had no intention of going 
out like that.
     The General Alarm klaxon galvanized her into action. She didn't have 
time for anything fancy. Ranma must die. Genma might live, and that was 
regrettable, but at least she'd destroy the person who had pitched her into 
the Jusenkyo Pool.
     "Where the heck is the elevator? Akane? Akane, where'd you go?" a voice 
asked behind her. She whirled in surprise and alarm, the man hadn't made a 
sound in his approach until he spoke.
     Her kick struck Ryouga Hibiki across the jaw, rocking his head to the 
side. He spun in a slow circle in midair, and she was convinced at first 
that she had cold-cocked him. Then, as he spun back around to face her, she 
saw to her horror and amazement that he was unfazed by her blow. 
     "You..." he said in a low, angry voice, catching himself with a hand 
to either side of the passageway.
     She lunged with her knife, thrusting it into the empty gap between his 
armpit and his arm as he dodged. He grappled with her extended arm before she 
could withdraw, and she brought her foot up in a desperate high kick at him, 
catching him across the ear and drawing blood.
     Ryouga shrugged off the blow, savagely headbutting her in response. Her 
eyes swam for a moment in shock before she wrenched free of his iron grip, 
cutting him across the forearm as she disengaged. 
     The noise brought Ranma bearing down on her as she put the bulkhead at 
her back. Her eyes flicked to the airtight door marked with red and white 
diagonal stripes just within arm's reach - one of the ship's lifepods. Angry 
with heself for even considering escape, she faced off against both men, 
ready to sell her life dearly.
     "Leave her to me," Ryouga growled at Ranma.
     "I owe her for what she did to Ucchan," Ranma growled back. He looked 
to Shampoo, who kept her knife pointed at his face. "How about it, Shampoo?" 
he asked her. "What say we settle this right now, just you and me?"
     Shampoo eyed Ryouga warily. "He no interfere?" she asked archly. 
"Shampoo no believe that."
     Ranma shot Ryouga a look. "You okay with this, Ryouga?"
     "When she cuts your heart out, Ranma, I'll be the one to console Akane."
     "As if," Ranma snorted in reply. He made a beckoning gesture to Shampoo. 
"Let's go, sweetheart."
     Ryouga edged away from them as they positioned themselves on the 
bulkheads to spring into action. Konatsu and Ukyou appeared behind the fanged 
mechwarrior. Both were injured, but it was clear that they would jump in if 
the opportunity presented itself.
     "Stay back," he warned them. "This is between Ranma and her."
     Ukyou rolled her eyes.
     "What do you think this is, Ranchan?" she groused. "Some kind of duel?"
     Ranma didn't take his eyes off Shampoo.
     "Yeah," he replied in a slow, easy drawl.
     "Just hold her there until the guys with guns show up," she protested. 
"There's no need to get yourself killed over this."
     "Jeez, Ucchan," he returned. "Have a little faith, willya?" He flexed 
his fingers as he maintained his stare-down of the Amazon. "I mean, she was 
a chump back at the Jusenkyo Labs, and she ain't looking much tougher now."
     That wasn't true, of course. He had a lot of respect for her as a 
fighter, but her temper and her pride seemed to be her weak spots. She had 
come a long way for revenge, and he was pretty sure she wasn't planning on 
getting out of this alive. Suicidal people didn't always think straight.
     "Shampoo make you eat false words!" she cried, taking the bait, and 
springing at him with the knife.
     He held his position, gripping the handholds along the bulkhead and 
bringing his feet up to kick her in the knife-hand wrist as she lunged at 
him. She slammed into him an instant later as the blade flew out of her 
grip and embedded itself in the overhead. They rebounded off the bulkhead 
in a tangle of limbs, Shampoo cursing him in Chinese as she tried to escape.
     He caught her by the ankle as she forced her way clear of him to 
scramble for the knife. Hooking one foot into the bulkhead handhold, he 
had her trapped in midair, with nothing to push off against, and her motion 
arrested by his grip. She screamed in protest, stomping futilely at his 
hand, but he had her by the outside of her ankle, which made it difficult 
for the Amazon to land a telling blow with her other foot.
     "It's over, Shampoo," he said to her through clenched teeth. The 
exertion of holding her away from the surfaces of the passageway was nearly 
too much for him.
     "It not over!" she protested. She squirmed and struggled against him, 
but with no leverage in free-fall, her efforts were in vain. Every impulse 
against him was checked.
     "Face it," he returned. "It's over. You're dead in the water right 
now."
     Akane, Genma, Happousai, and Doctor Tofu appeared as he spoke. Behind 
them was a detachment of _Dragonfly_ crew armed with nailguns.
     "I say the word, Shampoo," Ranma continued. "And you get riddled with 
about a bazillion flechettes." He caught her eye as he said this. "Do you 
really want to die like that?"
     "Put your hands behind your neck," Akane ordered the Amazon as she 
considered the prospect of a thousand ceramic darts bursting apart inside 
her body. "Lock your fingers together and turn so we can see it."
     Shampoo could not believe that she had failed a third time. Mousse 
might have been able to escape with the Ryuugenzawa data, but the Saotomes 
lived. She had failed her great-grandmother again.
     And yet, while she lived, there was still hope that she could kill 
Ranma Saotome and his father. Her only remaining options were to make one 
last futile attack and die in a fusilade of frangible ceramic darts, or 
surrender and bide her time for the opportunity to strike without warning.
     "You're running out of time," Akane added in a menacing tone.
     Shampoo ceased her struggles. Ranma pulled her down to the deck 
opposite him, gripping her by the wrists and holding her fast. She looked 
into his eyes, expecting to see her hatred mirrored there, and finding only 
a stern resolve that she cause no more harm. His look moved her more than 
she cared to admit.
     "Shampoo surrender to Ranma," she said huskily. "No surrender to 
Tendo girl."
     "It's all the same to me," Ranma replied before Akane could protest.
     The Amazon looked him over once more.
     "Man who defeat Amazon have certain privileges over her," she said 
quietly, her voice as taut as her body.
     "News to me," he replied, somewhat nervously. The look she was giving 
him had made an abrupt shift from furious to, well, *hungry.* It was the same 
look Akane had given him after their recent encounter in the elevator, which 
began to worry him to no end when it came from Shampoo.
     "You not know this?" she asked him. 
     "Like I said, it's news to me. Now are you gonna come quietly or 
what?"
     "As Shampoo say, Shampoo surrender to Ranma alone."
     Ranma remained wary of her nonetheless. "Right, I accept your surrender. 
Now if you'll just--"
     She leaned over and kissed him hard on the mouth, apparently with no 
intention of coming up for air anytime soon.
     "HEY!" both Akane and Ukyou chorused in protest. 



                           *       *       *



     "She won't talk," Ranma grunted to Captain Ninomiya and the others. 
His head was still smarting from the simultaneous blows he had received 
from Akane and Ukyou. He had expected as much from Akane, but getting 
smacked by Ucchan had really rattled him.
     He had no idea why Shampoo had kissed him. Maybe it was some weird 
ritual for a defeated Amazon, but he had felt real heat in her embrace. 
He also felt a little guilty with himself for deciding to return it, and 
now he had Akane upset with him again.
     It wasn't like he had started it or anything, he grumbled to himself. 
She kissed *me!*
     Shampoo, her clothing torn and her body bruised from her fight with 
Ranma and company, stared defiantly at them through the reinforced window 
of her cell. The Ship's Brig had three cells, each large enough for one 
occupant. In the centermost cell, Shampoo resembled a caged tiger; hungry, 
sullen, and eager for a chance to strike back at her captors.
     "She doesn't need to talk for what I'd like to do to her," Happousai 
cackled, and was roundly smashed into the deck by all present before Shampoo 
could even grimace.
     "My question is," Ryouga remarked, nursing his sore jaw as he spoke. 
"How did she find us? I mean, we misjumped to the Palatine System, and 
that's almost two hundred light-years from Capra."
     "We've all heard the rumors that the Commonwealth has agents within 
Comstar," Genma replied. "We spent almost a month there waiting on parts 
and affecting repairs. They must have intercepted our transmissions to 
Nerima through the Tiber Consulate, and obviously there had been enough 
time for Shampoo to catch up with us. She infiltrated aboard as a cat 
while the ship was in the yards."
     Hinako seethed with anger at this. Shampoo's theft of the database 
patch was the worst kind of betrayal for her. 
     "See that's she's kept isolated," she said at length. "A few weeks 
of solitary confinement might loosen her tongue. In the meantime, we'll 
need to organize search parties out of the _Palomino_ detachment and the 
off-going watch sections to look for that disc."
     "She couldn't have hidden it that well," Genma observed. "She didn't 
have time for that."
     "We should start on 'B' Deck," Akane added. "That's where we found 
her after her escape."
     "We should be looking for the other Amazon," Ranma put in. "Don't 
forget that extra pair of clothes the crew found lying around on 'E' deck, 
and there was food for at least two people in their gear."
     "Agreed," Hinako said. "Until further notice, all hands will carry 
sidearms, and no one travels alone. We'll go Port and Starboard watches 
if necessary to make that happen."
     "I hate to mention this," Genma muttered. "But it's conceivable that 
if Shampoo did have an accomplice, that she might have stowed away on board 
the _Palomino_ with the database patch when the DropShip transited over to 
the station. There wasn't much time - maybe fifteen minutes - between the 
theft of the disc and the departure of the DropShip, but it's a possibility."
     "I didn't want to consider that," Hinako replied. "But it seems that 
I must. If her accomplice made it to the station, then there is nothing we 
can do."
     "We can go over there and look for her," Ranma disagreed.
     Hinako shook her head. "And start a riot on the station?" she countered. 
"End up getting the _Dragonfly_ seized, and all of us made prisoner? That's 
Federated Shiratori territory over there, and we're a long way from our home 
systems... It's a bad idea, Saotome. We're better off reaching Ryuugenzawa as 
quickly as possible, before anyone else does."
     "In spite of the threat of interception, we need to communicate this to 
Nerima," Genma added. "We'll need to have a transport ship waiting near the 
border with the Magistracy that can rendezvous with us. If nothing else, they 
can deliver cargo DropShips with crews to the _Dragonfly_ so we can haul away 
as much material as possible before the Commonwealth or anyone else can get 
there."
     "I concur," Hinako replied. "But first things first. We need to verify 
that the accomplice is no longer on board the _Dragonfly._"



                           *       *       *



     Mousse paused before the main offices of the station's Comstar branch. 
Though he had left the _Dragonfly_ as a duck, being an adept in the School 
of Hidden Weapons meant that he was not without his resources, and the 
certified draft that drew upon a numbered account with the Bank of Sol would 
pay for his HPG communique to General Herb, and still leave plenty for food 
and lodging on the station until arrangements could be made for rendezvous. 
He had a hunch that the _Domingo_ was still within the Federated Shiratori, 
awaiting just such a mission.
     Shampoo was lost to him, he knew with some regret in spite of their 
chilly farewell. Even if she had succeeded in killing the two Saotomes, her 
chances of escaping from the JumpShip were slim. She was dead by now, or a 
prisoner.
     It made what he had to do somewhat easier knowing that Shampoo had no 
more hold over him. The Joketsuzoku as well, for he no longer considered 
himself one of them. He was part of the Musk Dynasty now, at least in his 
heart, and his information would see them to victory over the rest of the 
clan.
     He was tired of being a loser, an object of ridicule by the women of 
the clan. Now it was time for a new order of things, and General Herb and 
the Musk Dynasty would make that happen. With the secrets of Ryuugenzawa 
behind them, how could they fail?



                           *       *       *

                     Chief Medical Officer's Dayroom
                 Nerima Confederation JumpShip _Dragonfly_
                              11 May 3025



     Doctor Tofu looked up at the sound of his office door chime. He keyed 
the door's intercom from his desk.
     "Akane, please come in and have a seat."
     She entered, a little surprised that he had known who it was behind the 
closed door. Granted, he had been the one to summon her, but it was still 
unnerving.
     "What is it that you wanted to talk to me about, Doctor?" she asked him.
     He waited until she was seated before responding.
     "This was something I wanted to bring up yesterday," he began. "But with 
the intruders and the theft of the database disc, the matter got sidetracked. 
Now that things have settled down a little bit, I want you to know that I've 
been going over your medical record."
     "Is there a problem?" she asked, concerned.
     "A small detail," he admitted. "I realize that I'm not your gynecologist, 
Akane, but I am your family doctor, and at the moment the expedition's Chief 
Medical Officer." He displayed a portion of her medical record for her. "Could 
you read that for me, please?"
     She leaned over the desk and frowned at what she saw. It was a statement 
of acknowledgement in her medical record that she had signed when she had her 
physical exam to become a mechwarrior. She had been fourteen at the time.
     "'I understand that due to my occupational exposure to ionizing 
radiation as a Mechwarrior of the Nerima Confederation, and because this 
occupation requires transport aboard nuclear powered spacecraft, that I 
must submit to a method of contraception approved by the Confederation 
Surgeon General, and to be administered by local medical authority as 
directed by OPMED 2.33.12-26 and by other regulations as appropriate.'"
     Tofu nodded as she finished. "Is that your signature beneath all that 
verbage?"
     "Yes, Doctor," she said sheepishly.
     "I take it from your tone that you now understand what this is about," 
he said to her.
     "Yes, Doctor," she confirmed.
     "Now, Akane, up until now, I haven't been concerned by the fact that you 
haven't been taking your birth control pills. It's against the regulations 
for women of child-bearing age in your position, but as far as I know, you 
haven't been sexually active, either."
     Akane began to splutter something in protest.
     "I'm not interested in details about what you and Ranma may or may not 
being doing together in your spare time," Tofu continued. "It's none of my 
business, but since the two of you are starting to get along better, I 
thought it would be prudent for you to begin your required contraceptive 
regimen now, so you'll be in the habit of doing it should the time come 
when a certain Pig-Tailed Mechwarrior corrects his current Cranial-Rectal 
Inversion."
     In spite of what he was proposing, she had to smile at his assessment 
of Ranma's condition.
     "I think we might be waiting a long time for that to happen," she 
observed, somewhat ruefully.
     "He's nineteen years old," Tofu pointed out, recalling his recent 
conversation with Ranma. "Between his hormones and your show of interest 
in him, he's going to figure it out - and probably sooner than you think."
     She blushed at the thought.
     "I've already taken the liberty of procuring your first month's set of 
pills from the Pharmacy," Tofu added, displaying a small pink box for her. 
"Do you remember having this talk with your gynecologist?"
     She nodded, still blushing at having a conversation of this nature 
with a man she had suffered a crush over for so long. "It's been awhile," 
she admitted.
     "Take one a day, at the same time every day, without fail," he began. 
"If you do miss one, take it as soon as you remember, and continue as normal. 
Miss more than one, and you have to start over after your next period. You've 
lost any reliable contraceptive function by that point, so if you DO end up 
getting a little too physical with a certain someone, use an alternate method 
of birth control."
     Akane nodded shyly and accepted the pills. 
     "One last thing to remember about them," Tofu continued. "It takes a 
full week of use for this type of oral contraceptive to become effective, so 
don't go jumping into the sack with Ranma until then!"
     "Doctor Tofu!" she cried in protest.
     He laughed in reply. "Only a joke, Akane," he offered. "But really, I 
want you to take your reproductive health seriously from now on. Like I said, 
sooner or later Ranma's going to get a clue, and when he does, you had best 
be ready for him." He gave her a reassuring pat on the hand. "You're both 
very young, in spite of all the responsibility heaped upon you by this 
engagement. You're both *definitely* too young to be having children of 
your own."



                           *       *       *



     Akane nearly crashed into Akari as she floated down the passageway to 
the 'D' Deck elevator.
     "I'm terribly sorry, milady," the young technician apologized.
     "No, no," Akane returned. "It was my fault for not watching where I 
was going." She looked away for a beat. "I've got some things on my mind 
right now."
     Akari inclined her head in acknowledgment. "Have you seen Lieutenant 
Hibiki?" she asked in return.
     "No, I haven't."
     "A shame," Akari sniffed. "He gets lost from time to time, especially 
on spaceships." She uttered a resigned sigh. "I hope he's all right."
     Akane gave the technician a tiny smile. "You like him, don't you?"
     Akari nodded happily. "I'm going to marry him if I can help it," she 
admitted proudly.
     "Really?" the Tendo Heir gushed. This was a surprise! She knew that the 
two were often found together, but she never would have gone so far as to 
say that there were wedding bells in their future. The two of them did make 
an awfully cute couple, she supposed.
     Akari began to blush as her head bobbed in the affirmative. "Someday," 
she said, sounding as if 'someday' was practically around the corner. "I 
know that in my heart, Ryouga and I were meant to be together."
     "Ryouga's a great guy," Akane offered, remembering her own assessment 
of the man taken on the Mess Deck of the _Palomino_ shortly after their 
escape from Capra. "If you can catch him, you'll have quite a prize." She 
started past. "Well, good luck to you!"
     "Thank you, milady," Akari returned. "Good luck to you as well," she 
added as they parted. "If it means anything to you, milady, I think Captain 
Saotome will make a good husband for you."
     Akane nearly smashed into the far bulkhead before catching herself, 
and arresting her forward motion. That was assuming some bimbo Amazon or 
some long-lost fiancee didn't get him first, she thought angrily. She 
righted herself and turned for the elevator.
     Amazingly, P-chan was there, squealing with relief at having narrowly 
avoided her impact with the bulkhead.
     "P-chan?!" Akane cried. She scooped up the little black pig and nuzzled 
it. "It's been over a week, P-chan! Where have you been?"
     Her pet pig was known to disappear for days on end, but he always turned 
up sooner or later. Though the crew rarely saw him, he seemed to never lack 
for the basic necessities, for he was as plump and healthy looking as always.
     "I get so worried when I don't see you," she continued in a motherly 
tone. The pig grunted weakly in reply as she floated into the elevator.
     Once they were safely within her stateroom, she set P-chan down on the 
bed and walked over to her fold-down desk. She set a small pink plastic box 
on the writing surface and browsed through the instructions, indications, 
and warnings.
     "I can't believe I'm doing this," she said to P-chan. "I haven't been 
on the Pill since I was sixteen."
     The pig nearly bowled over with embarrassment.
     She popped the first pill free of its foil and plastic prison and held 
it for a moment in her hand. The little blue oval looked wholly unremarkable 
to her. 
     She filled a glass of water from the bathroom sink and used it to 
swallow the pill. 
     "It's probably just a waste of time anyway," she said to herself. "Ranma 
would never..." Her voice trailed off, thinking of their fleeting moment of 
passion in the elevator. It had come without warning, and if Ryouga hadn't 
been around to break them up, who knew how far they might have gone...
     "Then again," she observed at length, sitting down on the bed next to 
her pet pig.
     P-chan grunted questioningly at her. It was funny, but there seemed to 
be such intelligence and animation behind his various squeals and grunts at 
times. It was almost like he was talking to her.
     "What's that, P-chan?" she asked him. "Have I ever thought about 
sleeping with Ranma before?"
     This was definitely NOT the question he had asked her, and the very 
mention of sex between his rival and the girl who now sat on the bed with 
him was enough to make his head spin with dismay. He didn't want to hear her 
answer, but being a pig, could find no effective way to stop up his ears.
     "Oh yeah," she said in a husky voice, her eyes becoming soft with 
longing. "Since we left Tiber? Oh hell yes...!"
     P-chan made a whimpering noise. It was worse than he had thought. He 
begrudged them a kiss, however painful the idea was for him, but for Akane 
to be considering the Holy of Holys with Ranma...! Even preparing for it by 
taking birth-control pills...!
     He made a choking noise, and swooned to the deck, with Akane catching 
him just before he hit.
     "P-chan!" she cried worriedly. "What's the matter with you?" She 
cradled him close, and her warmth and affection restored him somewhat. "I 
don't know what I'd do if something happened to you, P-chan."
     The pig grunted miserably, realizing that his dreams would remain 
forever just as they were - dreams.



                           *       *       *



     Ranma Saotome hovered at the entrance to the Starboard Greenhouse, his 
eyes set with determination to complete his mission. 
     That mission: collect flowers to give to Akane.
     He wasn't entirely certain why he was pressing ahead with Doctor Tofu's 
advice. His feelings for Akane were still very mixed up. On the one hand, he 
had to admit that he liked her, and that he wanted her to like him, too. On 
the other hand, he was still very opposed to the idea of marrying her just to 
please their folks - and then have the Grand Duke abdicate and dump the whole 
Confederation on him. That was a definite turn-off to the whole affair.
     After some consideration, he decided that his gift of flowers was more 
to get back in Akane's good graces - and to ensure a measure of peace and 
goodwill between them - than any concession on his part to marry the bossy, 
overbearing, overheated, but definitely cute when she wanted to be, tomboy.
     Having come to that conclusion, he had made a few oblique enquiries 
among the ship's cooks about the process of procuring said flowers. The 
replies he had received were not encouraging. While there were no specific 
prohibitions against collecting flowers, there was a general ship's 
regulation that forbade unqualified personnel from harvesting plant life 
of any kind from the Greenhouse. If you weren't on the Chief Cook's list as 
a gardener, you weren't allowed to pick flowers.
     Ranma decided that it was a stupid regulation, and set out to collect 
what he needed as expeditiously and as covertly as possible.
     The Greenhouse was currently deserted. The light of the Wexford primary 
glinted through the transparent dome and filtered down upon the wealth of 
free-fall hydroponics. The air was humid and warm, and filled with the earthy 
scent of growing things.
     Lacking any sort of guide to tell what was what, Ranma decided to go by 
looks...



                              Chapter Five

                       Eight Shining Pearls Fortress
                     Planet Jusenkyo, Jusenkyo System
                        The Jusenkyo Commonwealth
                               13 May 3025



     Mechwarrior General Herb stamped her foot impatiently on the heated 
flagstones of her personal bathhouse, waiting for her henchmen to arrive 
with bathing sundries. She cursed the sudden cloudburst that had revealed 
her Jusenkyo Body to the inhabitants of the fortress, and she cursed Doctor 
Gaido for his monolithic incompetence by allowing her spill in the pool to 
happen in the first place.
     "I'm WAITING," she growled breathlessly to Lime, who appeared from 
behind a painted screen with a robe, towels, and a selection of soaps and 
lotions. 
     Lime dropped to one knee and presented the goods to his general. Herb 
noticed with more than a little dissatisfaction that his imposing henchman 
was ogling her heaving bosom. It had been like this ever since Lightoller; 
at any time where she had succumbed to the Jusenkyo Effect, her henchmen 
couldn't take their eyes off her body. She had to admit that she was pretty 
stacked, but her pride ran no further than that.
     "Stop staring," she growled at him. Lime averted his eyes.
     She disrobed while keeping an imperious glower leveled at Lime - should 
the temptation to peek overcome his better judgement. The hefty Musk Dynasty 
officer refrained from any overt glances, but as she padded in the nude 
across the stones to the steamy grotto of the bath, she could feel his greasy 
eyes upon her. It was an unnerving experience, and she struggled to keep her 
dignity as she waded into the water.
     The change came swiftly, and he heaved out a sigh of relief. He was a 
man once more. Lime retired behind the screen to await the call of his 
general. Herb was content to sit in thoughtful silence.
     He had many things to consider, many plans in motion, and plans to be 
set in motion. He was constantly evaluating his situation for any signs of 
weakness or error. As he was plotting the ultimate downfall of the Elder 
Council, he could not afford to leave any openings or loose ends.
     The hissing of whispered voices behind the screen roused him from inner 
contemplations. Mint had appeared, and he caught enough of the exchange 
between the small but fierce warrior and his giant companion to know that 
they were discussing his female body again. He rubbed his hand against his 
temple in response to the migraine headache the overheard conversation 
brought upon him.
     Why couldn't those two idiots visit the comfort women like everyone 
else? he lamented. He had a mind to order them to do so, but knew that it 
would probably be a waste of time. They were trusted henchmen - if a bit 
dull - and powerful warriors, but in matters regarding women, they were 
clueless.
     Mint appeared from behind the screen with a dispatch. Herb looked 
up through wifts of scented steam from the bath at the salmon-pink hardcopy 
of a Comstar Dispatch. The public never saw the pink copies, which were 
routing sheets for the HPG tech-priests who maintained the Inner Sphere's 
faster-than-light communications network. This was taken from one such 
station through a Commonwealth infiltrator.
     "What is it?" he demanded.
     "Your pardon, General," Mint demurred. "A communique from Mechwarrior 
Mousse has arrived through channels."
     Herb sat up straight in the bath. Mousse had very specific instructions 
regarding communication. He was not to send anything unless he had succeeded 
in his mission - or that his mission had very obviously failed.
     "Show it to me," he barked.
     "Of course, General."
     The message on the dispatch was encrypted with a basic two-step keyword 
substituton cypher - enough to keep honest men honest and within the limited 
resources Mousse had available to him. Herb noted the freehand ink decryption 
above the random characters of the message.


             VITAL SYSTEM COORDINATES OBTAINED. FATE OF SAOTOMES 
             UNKNOWN. FATE OF SHAMPOO UNKNOWN - PRESUMED DEAD OR 
             CAPTURED. PRESENT LOCATION: WEXFORD SYSTEM, FEDERATED 
             SHIRATORI. IMMEDIATE RENDEZVOUS REQUESTED TO TRANSFER 
             NECESSARY DATA. ALSO: I CONCEDE THAT YOU WERE RIGHT 
             ABOUT SHAMPOO, GENERAL, AND I WISH TO SERVE AT YOUR 
             SIDE.

                                                        MOUSSE


     Herb smiled as he read the final sentence of the message. Mousse had 
turned, an unexpected if welcome bit of news. No doubt Shampoo had given 
him the final push away from Cologne and her Joketsuzoku harpies. 
     He would welcome Mousse personally, he decided. The man was an excellent 
mechwarrior, and his hate would make him a powerful ally in the days to come. 
They would be heady days indeed. 
     Peony continued to undermine Cologne's influence in the council, though 
it was clear now that she lacked the nerve and the resolve to depose her 
enemy until there was no hope of opposition, and she completely ignored the 
threat that the Musk Dynasty represented. Cologne was too busy fending off 
Peony and her cronies to keep more than half an eye on him. The Commonwealth 
was nearly ripe for the taking.
     It would be a five years or more before he would be ready to act openly 
against the Council - time he needed to add to his powerbase, and to exploit 
whatever technological advantages Ryuugenzawa would bring him. He had been 
prepared to act sooner than this, but the subject of the Star League's fabled 
testing grounds had been too compelling to ignore, and he had adjusted his 
timetable accordingly. Now he had the location of the system within his grasp. 
Now the countdown to the end of matriarchal rule could begin.
     "Notify all my commanders to prepare for immediate departure from this 
system," he ordered Mint. "Have the _Domingo_ retrieve Mousse, and arrange 
for a rendezvous along the Commonwealth border."
     "At once, General." Mint saluted, and dashed out of the bath to carry 
out his orders.
     Herb made a fist and cupped it with his other hand.
     "Very soon, Cologne, the Commonwealth will fall to me."



                        END OF PART TWENTY-TWO





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