[The camera shifts to Knight and Gos, both looking very pale.]
Knight: WELL! I have to admit, that was one of the SICKEST things I
have read in a long time.
Gos: At least it wasn't THE sickest.
Knight: No, and I won't even mention the one with that dishonor.
Gos: In any case, Sebastion, at least these are not YOUR song
lyrics, but the imagery was very disturbing. That, we CAN blame you for.
Knight: What really gets me is that you dedicated this to a married
couple, whose fics I have read and enjoyed no less. I don't know why, but I
can't seem to get the jist of it. Maybe I'm missing something, but I didn't
find this to be a good tribute at all.
Gos: Speaking personally, if this was a joke it wasn't very funny.
It was horrifying. If this had been just another songfic, not dedicated to
anything save for your imagination, maybe we wouldn't be so unnerved.
Knight: Now, Sebastion, don't take this the wrong way. We're not
trying to insult you in any way, shape, or form. But this, in our opinion,
was just plain wrong.
Gos: Anyway, our time's up for today. Join us next time for another
good, clean, wholesome MSTing.
Knight: Later!
[The camera fades out.]
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Again, let me reiterate, I am NOT trying to insult Sebastion
Fitsroy. The opinions expressed in this MST are strictly my own, and should
be taken with a grain of salt. Not personally.