ffml-bounce@fanfic.com wrote:
Since they're so short, I'll send another.
Where�s That Pokemon?
by Nidoking
Yeah, yeah... it's a spamfic. But who am I not to nitpick? ^_^
�Pikachu!� shouted Ash, cupping his hands over his mouth. �Where are
you?�
Misty lifted the lid of a nearby garbage can. �Nope, it�s not in
here,� she announced.
I always thought Pikachu was a guy ^_^ I'd think they have been familiar with the Pokemon enough to merit 'he' instead of 'it'
�I have to find Pikachu!� fretted Ash, kneading his hands through
his hair.
�Calm down, Ash,� advised Misty. �We�ll find Pikachu!�
Tracey ran up to the pair, panting heavily. As he caught his breath,
he slowly shook his head. �No good. I showed my sketch to everyone in
town. Nobody�s seen your Pikachu.�
Ash: (deadpan) Er... nevermind that Pikachu looks abt the same as _all_ the Pikachus in the world?
�This is a disaster! How can I become a Pokemon Master without my
Pikachu?�
Ash: Forget the friendship and companionship that we gained after all that we have gone through, for I am OOC ASH!!!
Satoshi: 'Course, all that friendship and companionship speeches may have simply come from the dub.
Ash: (nods sadly)
�The fact that you can�t keep track of your own Pokemon shows that
you�re a poor trainer,� said Misty, crossing her arms.
�Please Misty, don�t start getting angry at me again. Just help me
find Pikachu...�
Misty was ready with another witty remark,
Ash: Like the first one wasn't witty enough... OWW! Misty, my EAR!! OWW!!
but she saw that Ash
really cared about finding Pikachu, and decided to apologize instead.
�Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiika!�
�Misty, was that supposed to be a joke?�
Misty shook her head. �I didn�t say anything!�
�Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiika!� came the eerie cry again.
Tracey: He must be taking a dump.
�That sounded like your Pikachu!� said Tracey.
Brock: What was your first clue?
:: cameo :: :: cameo ::
(Brock waves a peace sign)
Ash grabbed Tracey by the collar. �Where is it coming from? You have
to tell me!�
�I can�t! It�s too hard to think when you�re shaking me so hard!�
Ash: (stops) You THINK? That's news to me...
Ash let go of Tracey. �Thank you. This city is known for its remarkable
echo producing properties, so it�s impossible to tell where the sound is
coming from. However, I believe that it may be a cry for help.�
Tracey: Or for my earlier analysis, taking a dump... whatever. Whose to know?
�Do you think Team Rocket might have your Pikachu?� asked Misty.
�Prepare for trouble!� came a shout from behind them.
�Make it double!� The group turned to see Team Rocket standing in
front of a tree.
�To protect the world from devastation!�
�To unite all peoples within our nation!�
�Give me back my Pikachu!� shouted Ash.
�TO DENOUNCE the evils of truth and love,� screamed Jessie, angry at
the interruption.
�I�ve heard this enough before, you know.�
�TO EXTEND our reach ��
�Just give it back!�
�TO THE STARS above!�
Sailormoon: They do me proud, y'know?
�We know you will �net� escape from us this time,� said Meowth,
throwing a net on top of Ash, Misty, and Tracey.
I say... very dub-like... it's almost scary.
Just as Meowth was about to puncture Ash, the far-off cry came once
again. �Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiika!�
�Did you hear that?� asked Jessie.
James nodded. �It sounded like a Pikachu!�
Ash: Nooooooooo, really?
�Looks like Team Rocket�s blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaain!� shouted
Jessie and James as Team Rocket and their Pokemon vanished into the sky.
Ash: .......
Misty: ......
Tracey: ......
All: (shaking heads) Didn't see that one coming...
�Pikachu, what are you doing there?� asked Ash.
Pikachu removed its hands from its eyes and smiled at him.
�Piiiiiiiiiika... BOO!�
Misty: Awwww..... ain't he so adorable?
Ash: I know I have to say something here, but I won't...
Tracey: I still say he was taking a dump.
^_^ It was fun! ^_^
Peace and Love,
Jules
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Welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" where we make things up as we go
along, whether they make sense or badger.
JOHNNY BRAVO: *sigh* The only woman I ever really loved... and she's
gone. I wonder if I'll ever get over - Hey! Nuggets!
JACKIE CHAN: Oh, sorry. I broke your spy camera! (pause) SPY CAMERA?!
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