Disclaimer: This is a true story.
One day, a poor fanfic writer named Slacker opened up his instant
messaging program and found a message from Patch Monkey.
"Slacker," it said, "You have got to read _Hot And Cold Running Ranma_,
by C. Jones."
Slacker looked around. "How the hell did that crazy monkey get my
screen name? Damn. Oh well, might as well check it out." So he did, and
he was horribly scarred for life when Ukyo burst out of his screen shaking
her added feature.
The panda-shaped clouds started chuckling evilly.
"Ukyo," spoke Slacker, "Where in the name of fuck did you get something
that big? And you know that fascination with Dickgirls isn't really my
thing."
"Well, honey, that author gave it to me. Oh, listen, Shampoo's calling.
See ya!"
Ukyo ran off without a second thought, and Slacker was left with his
mouth hanging open and a small square silver package on his desk.
"Spermicidically Treated For Your Protection? Oh, geez."
Author's Note: Slacker and C. Jones both liked this.
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Jerry Levine
Patch Monkey
"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the
operations of pure chance..."
patchmonkey@patchmonkey.net jlevine@wam.umd.edu
maddhatter@earthling.net jerry@jancomm.com
AIM: maddxhattr
http://www.patchmonkey.net
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