Subject: [FFML] Re: [WAFF]Ryouga sucks!
From: david ok
Date: 11/20/2000, 3:06 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

that fanfic was kinda good...i guess

but you should check your spelling ^_^



--- Byooki Desu <puppet_master@darkmail.com> wrote:

Capa: Oh hello.. bought some new stories..

      bougt some new stocks..

      anyway ..

      am going to begin with posting a waffy Akane fic



Crowd:  AWWWWW



Capa: what else..



Crowd: ???



Capa: Oh yeah, now I remember..

      Yes.. I do accept bribes.





     Sugar Daddy productions presents :





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               Ryouga sucks!



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1 year after the wedding.



A normal day at the Tendou dojo. The birds are chirping,

the ants are crawling, and Happi, our hero, is currently roasting some

squirrels.

Say hi Happi!

*waves to Happi*

Happi looks up.. look at that happi face! couldn't  you just die for 

that smile ^^



Happi: "OH OH SWEETO!"



*DROPS CAMERA AND SCREAMS CAN BE HEARD*



             *******************



"Umm, anyway..  lets just leave it at that."  

Camera gets a view of the House and we zoom in on a window.

Yes lets see what  the day to day house guests are doing today shall we?



We open the door and find Nabiki munching on potato ships.. her hips as

wide as a truck..  and her weight looking to be around 900 pounds..

^_^;;; yes folks you cant run from bad karma!

Or maybe it was the fact that shbe ate all the time but never excersized

.. 

But were is Kasumi?



Nabiki: *Burp*



Oh, .. I see...

Lets see what Akane is doing instead..

Now we very quit.. That Tomboy has a violent streak..

She would probably break our necks if she knew we were peeping on her..

SHHH oki?



We peek into Akanes room and find her sitting on her bed back turned to

us.

Now remember .. Whatever you do.. don't do antything foolish like Saying

"HI AKANE WHAT ARE YAH DOING!?" or something!



*Akane turns around holding something to her chest*



^^;;



Now lets be very calm about this shall we?



Akane: "Oh.. it's you.. that pervert!"



Yes, umm, but I wouldn't call myself that.. 

I'm a stockholder yah know. 



Akane: "Oh is that what they call having sex with nightstick nowadays?"



HEY! THIS ISN*T ABOUT ME YOU SEXLESS TOMBOY!



Akane: "Whatever.. was it something you wanted?

like maybe explaining why you walk into my room with a video camera?"



.. 

Well it's like this.. the public demands to know what you are doing!

yeah.. so spit it out girly!



Akane: "No, I never spit.. what would father say if he found spit on the

floor?"



-_-0 You know.. that is as far away from funny as you can get..



*Akane walks and stands rightinfront of the camera*



Akane: "No.. This is!"



Akane.. you know.. This wasn't what I had in mind when I said that I

wanted an intimat relationship with my writting.



Akane: "gee"



AS I WAS SAYING..

What are you up to?



Akane: " .. oh nuthin' .. just breastfeeding.. yah know lill' babies do

get hungry yah know!"



OH! I LOVE BABIES! CAN I SEE?



*Akane shoves P-chan into my face*



Akane: "Isn't he the cutest thing yah ever seen? huh? huh?"





*Ranma steps into the room*



Ranma: "Akane, Akane! guesss what , guess what! The kids at the

kindergarten I am working at said I was a wuss!

heh.. I showed them! Nobody messes with Ranma Saotome!"





umm oh Ranma.. I want my baccon crispy..



Ranma: "huh?"



Akane: "Oh Ranma Isn't P-chan the cutest! He just dove in!"



Ranma: O_o!!!



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That night Nabiki ate ham for lunch.



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                   -End-



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