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I've only got 2 stories left with enough parts already written to
warrant sending them at the moment... although I plan to work on the
shorter ones as well when I have the time and ideas. I'll be sending my
Ranma/Tenchi crossover next, but in the meantime, fans of Pokenet might
enjoy seeing what's in store...
Prepare yourself for a terror unlike any other...
A global war of epic proportions...
The total destruction of mankind and Pokemon alike...
MAYOR: This is a disaster! No, it's worse than a disaster! This is a
catastrophe! There are no words to describe it!
JENNY: I've got two words that might do the job: Ash Wednesday.
MAYOR: I see. Say no more.
ASH: No more.
Witness the return of the inept Ash Wednesday, his clueless partner
Brock Oli, the often-victimized Misty Skies, and many others...
JESSIE: Why would we want to kill anyone?
JAMES: That's right! We're pacifists!
ASH: I don't believe you. Brock, take them to jail.
JESSIE: You little twerp! I'll kill you!
Can our "heroes"...
ASH: Hi mom! Hi, Professor Oak!
BROCK: Hi Nurse Joys! Hi Officer Jennys!
REPORTER: ... for lack of a better word...
... save the Indigo Island from Armageddon?
MAYOR: The missiles are heading right for us! What can we do?
ASH: I know! Put up a sign saying "Indigo Island this way" and point the
arrow in the wrong direction!
MISTY: Ash, you moron, that'll never work! Missiles can't read!
BROCK: Right. We'd better leave the words out and make the arrow twice
as big.
Probably not. But, that's no reason not to read...
POKENET - The Armenhammer Armageddon
Coming soon...
ASH: Well, hurry it up! "Indigo's Most Wanted" is coming on in half an
hour and I want to see if I've moved up since last week!
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Welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway?" where we make things up as we go
along, whether they make sense or badger.
JOHNNY BRAVO: *sigh* The only woman I ever really loved... and she's
gone. I wonder if I'll ever get over - Hey! Nuggets!
JACKIE CHAN: Oh, sorry. I broke your spy camera! (pause) SPY CAMERA?!
My webpage: http://www.rose-hulman.edu/~katinamp