Ok that's it. Die Ryoga and with those words Ryoga went out of
the house by way of Cloud 9, then fell in the living room,
passing through the roof twice.
Then Ranma grabbed Kodachi and before she utter a HOHOHO threw
her like a bag of potatoes out the second story window and about
twelve miles on through the air ( and twenty miles of skidding
later she ended up in a Marine base camp and was never heard
from, well in Japan anyway again.)
Then Ukyo started crowing about she had won Ranma and Ranma gave
her a look, which she ignored. So he picked her up by the spatula
and tossed it away. ( she ended up in a Russian Navy truck and
was only heard from once, she called and laughed harder that all
the Kuno's combined then hung up.)
Then Tatewaki Kuno showed up looking for his pigtailed Goddess
and Beautiful Tiger. So Ranma picked him up and spun him faster
and faster until he threw him into a passing English Police Call
box. The only sign of him we ever found was a picture of the
Bakusai and and the only person he killed after his retirement.
Legend has it he was annoyed into killing the individual and
later claimed to have increased the average IQ of the human race.
Now Akane had run forward and bumbled into Ryoga and dropped a
glass of cold water on him. Then she picked him up and said
"Where did you come from P-Chan?"
After the mass facefault, she sort of grinned and said " I don't
suppose you'd believe I didn't notice that."
" How about I love Pigs?"
" How about this is my first fiancee, that got lost ten years ago
and I didn't want to remind Dad?"
After Ranma threw both of them out to the canal zone.
He sat down and asked the girls "What did they feel like doing
because I am getting bored.
After Kasumi got up ( Nabiki stayed in a faint ) she suggested
they go to a hotel and order supper and do some of the fun things
that were available.
Ranma agreed and they left and were never seen in the Tendo Dojo
again.
I, know these things to be true because I am Soun Tendo! I and my
friend Genma Saotome went to Jhusenkyo and he drawing the short
straw jumped into the pool of the drowned Fertile Girl and I
impregnated her and her son is the HEIR to the Combined Saotome
and Tendo Ryo of Anything Goes.
This is why I disavowal previous wills.
I leave all of my possessions to him.
Sworn this day in front of me
Nabiki Tendo
Attorney at Law
Democratic Candidate for President of Japan
Sent by way of
--
Rick Robinson
RICHARDROBINSONJR@yahoo.com
I had to at least try to do something awful to celebrate the
Saffy stories and all.
Actually Al Gore made me do it. He whined at me and gave those
Sad Puppy Dog Eyes until I wrote this...
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