Should this be Vote Inspecter Skuld?
From: "Henry J. Cobb" <hcobb@slip.net>
To: ffml@fanfic.com
Subject: [FFML] [Spamfic] Card Inspector Skuld
Date: Mon, 1 Jan 2001 10:37:44 -0600
Keiichi and the goddess sisters were out for a picnic on a breezy spring
morning.
Don't lie they were out in Florida at the polls
A little too breezy, the tree they were under creaked ominously as
Belldandy spread out her hands to hold down the picnic items, "Skuld, do
you sense something?"
Skuld: Yea I need to go to the bathroom really bad but those mean people
inside won't let me.
"I'm on it Oneesama!" Bracing against the wind Skuld swung her hammer
down,
"Return to your power confined!" Her hammer clicked against something in
midswing and a white card drifted down in the suddenly still air.
At least it wasn't that pokemon one. The Clown Cards <<<shudders>>>
As Skuld picked up the card, Keiichi could see that it was a computer
punch card, labeled "The Windy" which Skuld held up to the sun.
"Here's the problem, a dangling chad. I'll clean this up and put it back
in the program deck."
Lawyer #1 <Gore>: See That could have been a vote for Mr. Gore.
Lawyer #2 <Bush>: Oh shut up, Its clearly not punched all the way into
the card so it won't count.
Media: We declare that Snoopy is now the President of the United States
of America. Only because we are the meida, So there.
Keiichi: A Program Deck? I was wondering where that old addage about life
giving you a bad deal came from.
Urd watched her sister teleport away in a cup of tea, "I wish she'd
replace that system with something more modern."
She teleports in cups of tea? Thats new.
Watches as a small figure teleports from his moringing cup of coffe.
Er maybe not. :P
"You could always submit a change request to The Lord," Belldandy handed
her sister a riceball.
Yummy, riceball.
"Uh, maybe later."
Henry J. Cobb hcobb@slip.net http://www.io.com/~hcobb
I hope this strange urge is now under control.
Hopefully we won't see "Revolutionary Girl Sakura".
Maybe we will, maybe we won't. either way it could be funny to read it
too.
Robert
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