Brothers
A Bakuretsu Hunters/Urusei Yatsura spamfic
By Joy Lyn
http://jyunjyun.tripod.com
Disclaimer: I don't own either BH or UY,
I'm just playing with the characters.
C & C would be greatly appreciated.
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"We can look for him at the beach!" declared
Carrot, drooling at the thought of all the
pretty girls that would be wearing swimsuits
there.
"Oniisan," Marron sighed mournfully from beside
Gateau, having been overexposed to his older
brother's girl-chasing habit.
"Darling," Chocolate objected sharply, also well
aware of Carrot's habits. "I'm sure your long-lost
brother isn't at the beach." She snuggled up to
Carrot, who got a very nervous expression on his
face, which grew more pronounced when
Chocolate's younger sister Tyra edged closer to
him. Being bracketed by the Misu sisters, both
very jealous of his attention and very DANGEROUS,
was NOT his idea of a good time.
Carrot promptly forgot about them when he caught
sight of a REALLY cute girl. Being Carrot, he
ignored the fact that she was flying.
"Darling!" She shrilled. "How dare you chase
after other girls!" Carrot winced. Some poor
guy was going to really get...
"ZACK!" Yep. Some poor guy was as hounded as
he was. He paused a moment to be grateful
Chocolate and Tyra couldn't do that
zapping-thing. Of course, he wasn't sure if
the wire and whip were that much better...
Tyra got a very thoughtful look on her face.
She stepped forward, adjusted her glasses, and
pressed a piece of blue glass, about the size
and shape of a coin, onto the forehead of the
boy still lying on the ground looking charred
from his girlfriend's attack. It turned red,
and she held it up so the rest of the team
could see.
"It seems he is the one," she observed.
"Yeah, I'm the one for you, baby!" the boy
declared, glomping onto Tyra.
Carrot's face lit up. "We found our younger
brother, Marron!" he crowed happily.
"Ototo^�" Marron said mournfully, looking at the
boy fondling Tyra.
"Brother?" the flying girl asked, looking
confused.
"Let me explain," Tyra interjected, sounding
very scholarly and composed, despite the fact
that there was still a boy hanging onto her.
"I am Tyra Misu, this is my sister Chocolate,"
she nodded at her red-haired sister, "and next
to her is Carrot Clace, Marron Glace, and
Gateau Mocha."
"And I am Lum, Oni Princess," declared the girl,
"and that is Ataru Moroboshi, my fiance," she
added, scowling at Ataru.
"We recently found out that Onion and Apricot
Glace had three sons, not two, and that the
youngest son had been adopted out for his
protection. This amulet," she waved it around
a little, "is supposed to turn red when
it comes into contact with their brother."
"Woah!" Ataru exclaimed, letting go of Tyra by
accident. "You mean I'm really Ataru Glace?"
Gateau snorted and folded his arms. "No," he
rumbled, "your original name was Lemon Glace."
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