Well, right off the bat, I can tell that this isn't the fic idea
involving Ranma and Urd that you had discussed with me
before, but it definitely seems to be interesting anyway!
^_^
----- Original Message -----
From: <hmelton@daviscomp.com>
To: <ffml@anifics.com>
Sent: Wednesday, July 04, 2001 10:26 PM
Subject: [FFML] [RANMA][AMG][fusion] I dream of genie of the white haired
goddess
I don't own "ranma 1/2", "Ah my goddess" or "I dream of genie" I'm
just stirring them together and watching what happens.
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I Dream of Genie of the White Haired Goddess
Urd drummed her fingers and glared with intense concentration at the
phone for several minutes, and much to the goddess's displeasure this
produced nothing, but an intense headache for urd and the return of a
nagging ache in all the diodes down benpie's left side, climbing to her feet
urd headed for her lab muttering about how the will of the gods
just wasn't what it used to be.
Urd reseated herself by the phone and swallowed the headache potion,
muttering about stupid recipiants, he was there alone she had checked
yaddrisil records just over two hours ago and his records showed him
laid up with a hurt leg, something about a training accident with
battleship armer, shaking her head urd fumed about the wasted time he had to
order take out, yaddrisil showed the rest of the his family and friends at
the beach and with no food in the place, so why hadn't lard boy ordered
ALREADY! Urd hadn't looked very deeply into the recipiants file, but his
average daily food consumption was the equivalent of four men yes lard boy
was almost certainly a sumo wrestler, so why wasn't he HUNGRY!?
Heh... Never occured to her that 'Lard Boy' might be broke, did it?
^_^
Urd glanced at a clock and frowned fighting the urge to grit her teeth
she wanted to go out tonight, but that recipent had to recieve a wish
today, after a moments thought urd picked up the phone and punched in a
special code that connected to the current recipants phone.
"When Mahamed (sp) forrgets to come to the mountain, the mountain
gets impatient eh?
^_^
Urd turned from her access screen and the location data yaddrisil was now
presenting on the wish recipiant, how had he gotten to the canal no
wonder the 37 rings went unanwsered.
Ack! This paragraph is one convoluted sentance! O.o
Break it up a bit! Use punctuation! Order a pizza!
Ummm... If you want to order a pizza, that is... ^_^;;
Entering the living room urd paused and smiled as she watched the end of
one of kiechie's favorite shows, both kiechie and her sister were
completely involved in the final scene and hadn't noticed her entrance.
Opening her mouth to tease skuld urd paused as the shows ending showed
the star being sucked into a bottle, that gave her an idea she could
start her fun early and pay back that recipiant for being so hard to
reach, whirling around urd hurried back to her room making a mental note
to tease the goddess of the future about liking something so old and campy
as that show.
Skuld probably likes the show because the genie with the cool
powers seems to have ended up with the only sensible guy who
was neither cluless nor a pervert on the show...
Kiechie and Skulds eyes bugged as urd walked by them carrying a large
glass jar and wearing a red and black copy of a genies outfit stepping
into the TV, just as the skipper hit gilligan she glanced at thier
shocked faces and smiled, so far so good. Five minutes later when the
commercials finally started skuld quietly said"I wonder what urd was
going to do with that jar?" without blinking or turning toward skuld
kiechie said"what jar?" Skuld processed this for several commercials
then suddenly pulled her hammer and lightly tapped the frozen boy on the
head while muttering "pervert" turning back to the TV skuld settle in to
enjoy the second half of gilligans island as kiechei's comotose form slowly
slid from it's chair onto the floor.
Urd stepped from the TV and frowned at the darkened apartment, heading
for the back door and the canal beyond she never noticed the boy wearing
candles standing frozen in shock on the far side of the room.
Gosenkugi finally confronts personal proof that genies *do* exist!
Now he'll *never* turn his TV off!
^_^
Pausing at the edge of the canal and looking to the left urd saw her
target sitting under a bridge about a 50 yards down stream, he seemed to
be skipping stones on the water, smiling in anticipation and suppressing
her laughter urd put the glass jar at the water's edge and placed the lid by
the mouth.
Taking a step back urd concentrated and then walked around into the open
mouth of the jar reaching the jar's bottom she put both hands firmly on
the clear glass after a few seconds she looked back over her shoulder at
the metal lid, stomping her foot and saying well "COME ON" already I don't
have all night the lid immediately jumped on edge and screwed itself tightly
onto the jar.
After inspecting the lid seal urd carefully walked up the curved side of
the jar rolling it into the water, turning to the bottom urd concentrated
guideing the jar under the water and toward her target.
Ranma set under the bridge skipping stones he should have know better
than to believe his father could improve on the amazon breaking "tink"
point where did that moron get battleship armer, "Tink" now because of
his bone headed substitution"TINK TINK" he was stuck here in nerima
while everyone else "TINK TINK TINK TINK"was at the beach.
"TINK" "TINK!" looking down ranma's eyes widen slightly when he saw a
six inch high genie? in a large floating jar banging up against the rocks.
Ranma took a step and reached for the jar only to mutter under his breath
as the strained muscles in his left leg gave out and he now she went to her
knees in the water of the canal.
Urd was suprised this was not going like she had thought at all, first he
was cute she didn't know what he did with all those calories ,but it wasn't
being put into fat and then he had fell on her turning into a redhead girl,
if it hadn't been for reading his/her mind she would have
zapped her for a demon.
Ranma groaned and rubbed the muscles in her leg as she pulled the jar
carefully up on the bank with the way things had been going today if
this was a genie she would probably have to marry her for freeing, maybe
it would be better to pitch her back and let someother poor sap find
her.
Urd had started to sweat when her targets thoughts had somehow turned to
thinking about gaining another girl and maybe he should just throw her
back somehow the idiot had got the notion she might have to marry her
instead of getting a wish, didn't this moron know anything about the legends
of genies?
Urd droped the smokebomb on the bottom of the jar as the lid cleared the
mouth and jumped returning to her full size as the smoke poured from the
open jar. Urd smirked at the wide eyed girl before her and said"You freed
me I'll grant you one wish to solve all your problems."
Only one? For all of *Ranma's* problems? She didn't read the client's
dosier like she was supposed to, did she? Par for the couse for Urd...
^_^
Ranma watched as just like in that american show the genie appeared from
a cloud of smoke, unimpressed with the magic trick ranma released
the jar to free her hands only to be impressed with the womans speed as
she grabbed the jar less than an inch into its fall, listening to her speech
ranma tried hard not to crack up but the thought of a single wish solving it
all was far to much for her to take and she cracked up.
Nice to know that Ran-chan is so easily amused (either that, or close
to snapping form the pressure her life had put her through lately).
Urd watched as the girl continued to rock back and forth laughing, she
had appeared in a cloud of smoke grabbing the jar and saying"You have
freed me, I will grant you one wish to solve all your problems."
The girl had looked at her wide eyed for a second then had started to
snigger mumbling about"problems" and "all in ONLY one wish" after a few
seconds of this he had started laughing and hadn't stopped for the last 5
minutes reading his mind was no help all she was getting was a jumble of
images that were weird even by urd's standards what did pandas, ponds,
cats, shrunken trolls and warrior tomboys have in common that made them so
troubling and funny to this girl?
Yup! Urd definitely skipped the client's dosier! ^_^
Ranma felt the power building this genie? was quickly appraoching levels
that made the phionix mountian incident trivial, but she just couldn't
quit laughing at the thought of one wish solving all her problems,
finally the genie? had kicked ranma's strained leg and she had latched
onto the pain and reduced her laughter back to sniggers.
Ranma had noticed the paint on the steel girders 10 feet above the womans
head was begining to peel and blacken, the amount of energy building up
around the genie was starting to be a worry.
"WHATS SO FUNNY!?"urd demanded once ranma's laughter had subsided back to
sniggers, she listened carefully as the girl bit her lip drawing blood and
gaining enough control to stutter out"How she had so many problems and they
all seemed to depend on mutually exclusive solutions there was no way one
wish would solve them all"
The right genie and a well thought out wish could...
...
Never mind. This is Urd and Ranma that we're talking about here...
^_^;;
Ranma sensed the ever building power that was coiled behind the strange
womans questions her explanation wasn't satisfying her and ranma could
not think of a quick way to explain all his problems finally in desperation
ranma looked at her and said"Look! miss------even if I wished to always have
a genie like you it wouldn't"
THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This wish made it through the buffers!? Urd must have screwed up again, and
is being punished for it! Or there's a bug in the system again. Either one
is just
as likely...
^_^
Urd had just enough time to think"OH NO" before the full power of granting
a wish hit.
Ranma shut his eyes against the glare and tensed himself preparing to be
vaporised by the irate girls immense power release, but after a few
seconds of waiting ranma opened his eyes and watched the genie settle
slowly back to the rocks.
Looking closely at her face as the genie relaxed and opened her eyes
ranma notice that the funny marking had vanished.
When had Ranma noticed the markings in the first place?
Urd opened her eyes and looked at the girl who had ruined her evening
she was going to pay for this, it would probably take weeks to clean the
mess she had made in yaddrisil up, what a frivalous waste of a wish urd
stepped forward aiming to berate the teenager when instead urd felt a
compulsion that ended with her bowing and saying"What is your wish master?"
There, see? Not a wasted wish at all! Unfortunately for Urd, now the
Ultimate Force itself will prevent anything as simple as Ranma being able
to free her by wishing for it...
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comments about chapter 2 and later if I could figure out how to continue
it.
Both urd and ranma had "I dream of Genie" in mind on some level when the
wish was made so urd now sometimes has access to the powers of a genie
as defined by the sitcom "I dream of Genie" this looks to be somewhat
above the level of power normally availible to a Goddess first class, at
least when her master is making wishes.
Hoo boy... Urd *must* have a 'Master' when she's a genie then, and she
*has* to obey that master... In a way, she lucked out when Ranma's
accidental wish specified that she'd always be Ranma's genie, since she
only has to obey Ranma then, and not just anybody that gets ahold of her
bottle...
It isn't obvious, but ranma's jusenkyo curse slightly confused urd when
she processed the wish she was halfway certain the female form was the
original so she specified the female form as making the wish, linking
the abilities of the genie's "Master" to it only.
You could have mentioned it earlier though.
I bet Urd will be pleanty happy to find out that Ranma prefurs
to be male!
^_^
The contradictions caused by a wish that has a goddess being a genie and a
boy being a girl who always has a genie goddess were solved by linking
another transformation to ranma's.
Just what Ranma needs - another curse (even if it's technically Urd's
curse, he'll feel guilty just knowing that he caused it with his
inadvertant wish).
when ranma is male urd is a goddess second class that the ultimate force
is trying to keep with ranma, but whenever ranma is splashed with cold
water he becomes a girl and urd becomes a genie that the ultimate force is
trying to keep with the ranma's female form.
Ranma is not going to be happy to learn that his curse and continual
shape shifting now has the backing of the ultimate force.
So much for wishing for a cure for *that* then. If 'she' does, 'she' may
very well end up *stuck* as a female! Granted, she could always use
another wish to re-instate the Jusenkyo curse again. And, if needed, yet
another one to make sure that 'her' male side is still her true form...
start? teaser chapter 2
Urd knocked on the bathroom door and shivered as she again watched her
transformation in the full length mirror, bell had said her dissapearing
goddess marking was what bothered her and skuld the most and to a certain
extent urd agreed, but it didn't compare to that other part of her body
vanishing when she became a genie, that dissaperance made her feel less real
and more like some sort of doll or a magicaly constructed robot created only
to fullfill a wish.
Just how would a wish granting Goddess with free will but limitted power
view something like a genie anyway? As a genie, Urd might not have the
nearly unlimmited "Great Cosmic Power" of the genies in Disney's 'Alladin',
but she's not far from it either. And she has no choice *but* to serve
her 'misteress', Ranma-chan, while she's a genie either...
For that matter, would Urd's experience be an example of how the
genie legends got started? Or are genies fictional, or another type
of power from gods and demons all together?
Urd stared at her genie forms face for several seconds then reluctantly
she lowered her eyes and stared at the smooth expanse of her belly and
hugged herself as the absence of a belly button again envoked feeling of
being "not real" or "unfinished?" quickly urd knocked on the bathroom door
and rejoiced as she felt her powers decrease and her freedom increase with
the apperance of her belly button and goddess markings smirking slightly at
the sound of ranma dancing around and yelling "HOT HOT HOT!" she put her
clothes on and left the bathroom.
Assuming that the lack of a belly button *isn't* due to the fact that
the first run of "I Dream of Genie" never showed any of the genies'
navels on TV (the movie and the later show did), would this be an
indication that genies are artificial as far as the kami-realm is
considered?
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NOTE:
I submitted this to Flashfyre's second bet last week with a question
about my use of a non-anim fusion in a second betstory, it doesn't look
like it may be acceptable so I've removed the first portion that dealt with
the second bet and just submitted this to the FFML in general.
I've not been able to come up with much more than the teaser above and
if someone has a use for the idea feel free to use it.
We could toss it back and forth like our other ideas if you like...
Tangent
howard melton
God bless
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