Couldn't get this silly idea out of my head until I wrote
it up.  Then I thought, this is going to spur a bunch of
add-on pieces (especially from Adrian).  So, let's make it
official:  feel free to add scenes of your own!



Agent MOOn
    A very silly spamfic started by HKMiller
        6 July 2001

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"What about the ratings for Sailor Moon?"

"Down this year.  Maybe we ought to cancel the show."

"Can't.  Toy sales are too good."

"What do we do then?"

"We need to attract another toy-buying audience to get ratings
back up."

"I have an idea that should add adolescent males.  I asked the
team that did this other video series, 'Agent AIKa', to do us a
concept video..."

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"Moon Cosmic Power, Make Up!"  cried Tsukino Usagi.  The unusually
low camera angle caught her usual transformation sequence, but
altered slightly for the new season:  instead of a white one-piece
swimsuit, Sailor Moon's innerwear was clearly displayed as a
separate top and bottom.  The white top was so tight that a wrinkle
stretched across the middle of her bosom; the bottom piece was a
thin, lacy pair of white panties.  The familiar blue skirt
materialized on top.

The camera angle stayed low as Sailor Moon continued with her
posturing and speeches.  The remaining inner scouts stood next to
Sailor Moon.  The front, from-the-ground-looking-up camera angle
caught an idle breeze blowing the Sailor Senshi's skirts up
briefly.  "Wrecking an innocent lingerie show where young girls
seek to please their boyfriends is unforegivable!  In the name of
the Moon, I will punish you!"

The camera angle strayed to the side as the monster (as usual,
roughly female) struck first, leaping way into the air.  Oddly
enough, the monster wore a very lacy pair of panties under
its micro-mini-skirt.

The monster's first attack caused an explosion.  The other four
Sailor Scouts leaped neatly out of the way; Sailor Moon sprawled
awkwardly on her hands and knees.  The camera captured this from
behind, rather than the side, exposing the seat of her thin white
panties clearly enough to outline anatomic details.

Sailor Jupiter, her tight white top wrinkled across the middle of
her bosom, shouted "Sparkling Wide Pressure!" as she crouched,
then threw an underhanded ball of lightening.  Just as she
released the ball, the camera caught her skirt blowing up briefly.

Sailor Venus pointed straight up, shouting "Venus Love-Me Chain!"
This raised the hemline of her skirt just enough to make the lower
part of her panties visible.

Finally the monster was off-guard.  "Now, Sailor Moon!" cried the
late-arriving Tuxedo Mask.  Sailor Moon produced this season's
Full Moon Love Wand, topped with an adjacent pair of white
circles, and went into a lengthy acrobatic contortion whose main
effect seemed to be putting as much panty-clad crotch into the
camera as possible.  Finally Sailor Moon yelled "Moon Love Attack
Moon!" as she bent over forwards, her back to the camera, and
lifted her skirt.  Her wand came forward between her legs, pointed
at the monster, which got zapped.

"Lovely!"  The monster shouted as it disappeared.

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