I didn't write this.

       I don't think I even want to *know* the person
who *did* write it.

       But once a friend pointed it out to me, I felt
a duty to share it with the FFML

       I'll include the URL at the start of the snip.

       Remember, I didn't do this, an author who goes only
by the name of Eldrich did.

http://www3.bearchive.com/~addventure/game1/docs/162/162444.html

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"How about the pit of Faeries?"
Unending BE - episode 162444

       Genma threw Ranma into a pit filled with faeries, there
were thousands of them in the pit, he must have cleaned out all
of West Hollywood. As Ranma plumetted into the pit wrapped in
feather boas and Marilyn Monroe pictures, multiple calls of
"Stop! Fashion Police here!" and "Boyfriend you clash!" rang
out.

       Genma closed the lid quickly just as he heard the group
starting to give his son tips on make up and dying his roots.
Several hours later he opened up the pit to see if his son had
learned this new unbeatable martial arts style, much to his
amazement out minxed Ranma, with his hair teased and dyed a bright
red, wearing nylons and a black leather corset.

       "Hiyas pops, just call me Ranko."

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(excerpt ends)

       You know, the SCARY thing about this, is that Genma is the
sort who COULD make a mistake like that...

       *grins*

       Ed Becerra

       "Dreamers may die, but the Dream is eternal..."

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