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From: Outlawone1@aol.com
Full-name: Outlawone1
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Date: Sun, 22 Jul 2001 02:36:05 EDT
Subject: Re: [FFML] A _REALLY_ twisted take on the Catfist
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Funny this should come out now. I was just watching Crouching Tiger, Hidden
Dragon, and I came across an incredible technique for use in close combat
against members of the opposite sex. (For reference it is the scene where
the young girl and her nomad boyfriend start out wrestling and end up..
wrestling)
Since there are probably kids reading this I won't go into particulars on how
this technique is performed, but I do have a surefire training method to
learn what I am dubbing the Ecchiken.
Step one: Dig a pit.
Step two: Fill the pit with starving strippers of the appropriate sex. (In
a pinch drunken strippers will do.)
Step three: Wrap the trainee in dollar bills and toss him (or her) in.
Step Four: Get the camera.
I am not sure if this will work but I am willing to volunteer to undergo the
training in the name of martial science. Now if only I can find a sponsor....
Later
Outlaw 1
(Don't ask it's late and I am sleep deprived.)
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<HTML><FONT FACE=arial,helvetica><FONT SIZE=2>Funny this should come out now. I was just watching Crouching Tiger, Hidden
<BR>Dragon, and I came across an incredible technique for use in close combat
<BR>against members of the opposite sex. (For reference it is the scene where
<BR>the young girl and her nomad boyfriend start out wrestling and end up..
<BR>wrestling)
<BR>
<BR>Since there are probably kids reading this I won't go into particulars on how
<BR>this technique is performed, but I do have a surefire training method to
<BR>learn what I am dubbing the Ecchiken.
<BR>
<BR>Step one: Dig a pit.
<BR>
<BR>Step two: Fill the pit with starving strippers of the appropriate sex. (In
<BR>a pinch drunken strippers will do.)
<BR>
<BR>Step three: Wrap the trainee in dollar bills and toss him (or her) in.
<BR>
<BR>Step Four: Get the camera.
<BR>
<BR>I am not sure if this will work but I am willing to volunteer to undergo the
<BR>training in the name of martial science. Now if only I can find a sponsor....
<BR>
<BR>Later
<BR>
<BR>Outlaw 1
<BR>
<BR>(Don't ask it's late and I am sleep deprived.)</FONT></HTML>
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