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I don't know if anyone has done this before. If not, then it has now.
The beginning's gonna seem awfully familiar to you guys.
Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2 is the property of Rumiko Takahashi. I make no
claim to her beloved characters.
*****
"Ranma, follow me!" Genma said, jumping onto a pole at Jusenkyo.
"Right behind you, Popt," replied a ponytailed youth, who also
jumped onto a pole.
A balding old man in a Mao suit called after them. "Please stop!
Very bad you fall in spring!" He was ignored.
"I won't go easy on you," said Genma, who adopted a crane stance on
a pole.
"That's just the way I like it," countered Ranma, adopting a similar
stance.
The two leapt towards each other, trading dozens of blows in mid air
before landing on other poles. They went on like that for several
minutes before Ranma got the upper hand and knocked Genma down and into
a spring.
"What's the matter, Pop? Done already?" Without warning, a giant
panda jumped out of the spring and landed on a pole. Ranma gasped and
pointed at the creature before him. "What the hell is that?"
The panda took a breath before attacking. Without warning, the
panda started to droop and swayed off the pole. Ranma, seeing that the
poor animal was in trouble, jumped over and caught it before it fell.
When he layed it down, it layed as flat as a skipping rock.
"Oh, too bad, he fall in Spring of Drowned Melting Panda. Very
tragic story of how melting panda drown in spring one thousand year
ago. Now who ever fall in spring take body of melting panda," droned
the Jusenkyo guide as he held up a sign saying the name of a spring.
"Mr. Customer should be careful he not breathe in this form, oxygen very
bad for melting pandas."
The panda managed to hold up a sign, though how is not understood.
"The colors..." was all it said.
Owaru
*****
Ok, it's 2:30 at night and I'm trying to sleep. The first thing
that pops into my mind is "What would have happened if Genma fell into
the Spring of Drowned Melting Panda?" Well, here is the insanity that I
wrote in my sleep deprived mind.
If you don't get the oxygen reference, I used a friend of mine's
interpretation in her fabulous web comic, Acid Reflux.
http://www.acidrefluxcomic.com is the site itself and
http://www.acidrefluxcomic.com/archive.html?190 is where the oxygen
interpretation comes to play.
Ok, now I must sleep before I come up with something even more insane.
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Tomorrow sees undone what happens not today. Indecision brings delays.
Days lost lamenting lost days. -Ryoga Hibiki
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! -Unknown
Computer programmers don't byte...they nybble a bit. - Unknown
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