David Choi wrote:

So it was that he was about to ask Akane when she came in, until he saw
her cradling P-chan between her breasts, stroking him and cooing
soothingly.  "Err...Akane?"

~~Soun: {Demon head} Ranma! That should be you instead of Ryoga!
~~Ranma: GAH!

Ranma wouldn't fit as snugly, no?  ^_-

Ranma had to force himself not to boggle at Akane's kimono, which was
almost falling open and giving quite a good view of her chest.  "What's
this?"

~~Akane: Oh! I just asked your mother to borrow one. She pulled one from
behind her.
~~Genma: That's true,boy. That woman is cursed to have only one type of
clothing. It all started when I took her to the legendary training grounds
in the temple where three goddesses live...

Eh?  I thought that was just a curse most anime characters share.  ^_^;

Akane grabbed him firmly, the smile on her face turning slightly
crazed.  "While he cooks, you will make me a woman.  I want his last
memory to be of me screaming your name in ecstasy."

~~Soun: {crying} My baby girl has finally grown up!
~~Genma: That's showing the initiative boy.
~~Kasumi: Oh my!

Nabiki: Wait!  At least let me get the video cameras set up!  And can
we get some good lighting in here?

"Don't I?"  She licked her lips.  "Last night, he urinated in bed, just
as I was waking up."

~~Kasumi: Oh my! I'll put those sheets up to dry in a second.

Genma: Shouldn't you wash them first?

"So why don't you just lock him out of your room?"

~~Ryoga: Where am I now?
~~Shampoo: Aiyah! Why you in Shampoo room? Shampoo lock pig boy in no window
room!

Ryoga: Well, since you were burying it six feet under, I traded places
with Mousse.

"Now, are you going to cooperate, or do I have to rape
you?"

~~Ryoga then sport a continual nosebleed causing him to die from lack of
blood before he died from the heat.

Which utterly ruined his flavor, yet again manifesting the curse Kasumi
had put on her sister all those years ago: in exchange for every one of
Kasumi's meals coming out divinely perfect, every one of Akane's meals
would be the hellish opposite.  In the years since, not once did Kasumi
regret her former jealousy of Akane's natural-born cooking skills.
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