Heres a little idea that came to me while I worked.  Please don't kill me! Anyways, its an attempt at comedy, hopefully it'll come across at that... But here ya go, enjoy.
I have no idea how that happened! Really! -quoute from Kaosu Tatsu

With a smile�.

    The figure wearily stumbled down the street, signs of battle most prominent on his person.  If one looked at his face, one would have noticed the forlorn expression and slumped shoulders normally associated with deep depression.

    And why was he in such sorry emotional state (anyone who knew him would easily deduce why he looked beat upon)?  The reason, oddly enough, was because of what he considered his love life.

    Why can�t they just leave me alone?  I deserve at least some joy in my life, but every time I come close, somebody comes around and ruins it.  Why can�t I find a girl who understands my needs and wants?  Is that too much to have?

    Suddenly he stopped as a sign caught his eye.  Hmmm, the �Odd Behaviors� eh? Sounds like an interesting bar to visit.  And off the figure went, bouncing into the bar.

-    A Few Hours Later-

He was in heaven!  Not one, but two beautiful gajin women had fallen for him, and they where busty twins at that.  He talked with them, dined them, and enjoyed their company.  And after a time, the love-struck trio wondered off into the night, intent on the twin�s apartment in the distance.

-Three days later, Tendo Dojo-

    Sitting at the table, Mr. Tendo was reading the newspaper when something caught his eye.  Scanning it quickly, he came upon the part of the article that drawn his attention.  Widening his eyes, he yelled for everyone in the house to meet him there.

    After they had all gathered, he told them that someone they knew well had passed on, and then he read the article to them.

"Early this morning, one of Nerima�s top martial artists passed   away, while
doing something that which lesser men would be hard pressed to match.
The two women that were present at the time of the incident are unavailable for comment, due to the fact that they are still recovering in the local hospital from an extreme case of fatigue and over exertion.
But, from the clues, as well as his condition, this reporter submits his own humble opinion on how the man died.  Since Master Happosai died with a smile on his face, its quite apparent he died from simply having TOO MUCH fun."

 Everyone shivered, and then made a mass transit to the closest waste disposal unit with the desire to purge themselves of their last meals hanging heavily in their minds.  That is, except for two.  One young man was still sitting at the table with a confused, clueless look on his face.  The other one was an older woman, who sighed, and said dreamily, �Oh, what a manly way to go.  I can only hope my manly son goes the same way.�
Suddenly, understanding dawns on the young man, and away he flies, going to join the others in their activities.


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