I challenge everyone on the FFML to write this. I haven't seen this
idea done much before.

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We all know how this goes : girl and panda in street , panda hits girl
with sign , girl goes to Tendoes , Tendoes find girl is boy , Akane
gets angry at Ranma , now here's the difference.
"You saw me in the nude you lech. Pervert." , screams Akane.

"You walked in on me. Besides it's no big deal for me to see a naked
girl , after all I'm gay." , said Ranma.

Five pairs of wide eyes locked onto Ranma.

Genma, laughing nervously, slapped Ranma on the back forcefully, causing his
face to slam into his bowl of rice.  "Hah hah hah!  Ranma, you're such a
joker!" he shouted.

Soun Tendo gave Genma a pleading look.  Genma nodded.  Soun Tendo returned
the nod.  "OH!  Ah!  Ha ha ha!  Just a joke!  He's a dry wit, Saotome!" Soun
cheered.

All three Tendo daughters were deathly silent.  Confusion replaced Akane's
rage.

Ranma sat up.  Genma grabbed Ranma's left shoulder, and Soun grabbed Ranma's
right shoulder.  Soun's nervous laugh gave way to a solemn look.
"Ranma-kun!" he announced.  "The time for such jokes is over.  To uphold our
family honors, you must marry a Tendo.  Which one will it be?"

Ranma sighed, eyeing the three Tendo daughters.  After glancing at Akane, he
said, "I've made my decision."

Genma and Soun nodded and shared a grin.

"I choose Soun," Ranma stated.

Five voices yelled in unison, "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?"

"I choose Soun," Ranma repeated.

Soun Tendo opened his mouth to protest, but he stopped when Ranma glomped
him.  "You're a bit old for my tastes.  But hey... family vows, y'know?"

Kasumi gasped, "Oh, my."

Nabiki and Akane fainted.

"GENMA!" Soun pleaded.  "Do something!"

*SPLASH*

Genma-panda held up a sign reading, "I'm just an ordinary panda."

"GENMA!  You would turn your back on me in my time of need?"

Genma-panda held up a sign reading, "Better you than me!" and ran off.

"So," Ranma purred in Soun's ear.  "Should I call you 'Soun-sama' or
'Soun-chan?'"

Soun Tendo fainted.

*/ \*

So where would this go?  You don't want to know. ^_^

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