Subject: [FFML] Re: [Keshin] [Humor] [Parody] What Were My Lines Again?
From: "Jon Osborne" <darklion25@hotmail.com>
Date: 3/15/2002, 4:11 AM
To: fox1@colla.com
CC: ffml@anifics.com


We see the scene of Kenshin confronting Shishio in the inferno room.

Shishio : Kenshin prepare to die!

Kenshin : Anytime you're ready pigboy!

Director : Cut! What do you two think you're doing!? This is Rurouni 
Kenshin
not Ranma One-half!

Shishio : Oops I got the wrong script here.


Oops, I think

Kenshin : This is a script for Ranma One-half.

Director : Somebody get them the correct scripts!

A while later after a change of scripts.

Shishio : Give me the power of Jurai Kenshin himura!


Kenshin Himura!

Kenshin : I shall not give you my grandfathers tenchi-ken!


grandfather's Tenchi-ken

Director : Cut! Those are the wrong scripts! Somebody get the right 
scripts!

Later.

Shishio : Give up and surrender your energy to the Dark Kingdom!

Kenshin : I am the sailor suited soldier of love and peace Sailor Moon and
in the name of the moon I shall punish you!

Director : Cut! Why me?! Arrrggghhh!

We see a scene of the director beating his forehead against the wall.

We leave with a scene of the director falling unconscious.

Whatta weakling. I never fell over unconscious from banging my forhead 
against a brick wall in high school, or now for that matter.  I mean, how 
else do you knock the stories loose?  =')


(Ya missed this scene)
Much later.

Shishio : It will give me great pleasure to take the shards of the Shikon 
Jewel from your cold, dead hands half-breed!

Kenshin : You will never defeat me Naraku!


C-Ya ='P

Jon Osborne

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which 
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, 
which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad 
breath. This made him ...what? A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by 
halitosis.

             -Just meting out some punishment


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