This is an anime adaptation of a joke I heard a long time ago.
Happy St. Patty's day, everyone!
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While walking in the woods, the otaku came upon a strange little man.
"Hello, there," he called out. "You're an otaku too, aren't you?"
"Well, yes, I am," the man replied. "How did you know?"
"The 'Lum' T-shirt kinda gave it away," explained the otaku.
"Um, well, the green hair goes well with my suit, don't you think?"
"Well, whatever. Say, would you like to come to my place and watch some of
my import LDs?"
"Really? Can I?" the man asked, eyes ashimmer.
"Sure! Just come this way!" The otaku seized the man's arm, and lead him
down the path. "Oh, and by the way... GOTCHA!"
"Gotcha? What do you mean?"
"You're a leprechaun, aren't you?"
"Well, yes, er... ah... Rats! I don't believe I fell for that!" the
leprechaun muttered.
"Well, then?" the otaku asked, expectantly.
"I don't have my pot of gold with me, so I'll have to give you three
wishes," explained the leprechaun. "I should warn you, though: some of my
wishes have strings attached!"
"That's no problem at all," grinned the otaku. "For my first wish, I wish
that I had more money than Shuutarou Mendou!"
"Granted," sighed the leprechaun.
All of the sudden...
The otaku was holding a bank statement. It seemed that his new bank balance
had more digits than his account number.
"Well, that should pay for those import LDs," mused the otaku. "OK, then, I
wish that I could defeat A-ko without breaking a sweat!"
"Granted," grumbled the leprechaun.
All of the sudden...
Most of the trees within a five metre radius of where the otaku was standing
were knocked to the ground.
"Hey, did I do that?" asked the otaku, incredulous.
"Yes, you did that," muttered the leprechaun, in a put-upon voice.
"Hot damn!", exclaimed the otaku. He thought for a moment, then pulled a
lecherous grin. "For my third wish... I wish I was between Madoka Ayukawa's
legs!"
The leprechaun put on his own mischevious grin. "Granted!" he positively
squealed.
All of the sudden...
The otaku realized that he was now a tampon!
"See, I told you that my wishes sometimes have strings attached," smirked
the leprechaun, disappearing with a snap of his fingers.