I think maybe you misunderstand.  CG has violated everyone of those rules in 
his SI-fic.  I think he was making fun of essays.

I shall now use my vast psychotic power to predict that a moderator will soon 
ban this thread as off-topic.

Otaku no Baka@AwOL.com.jp
When I have a little money, I buy some anime.  If I have any left over, I buy 
food and clothes.

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