Subject: [FFML] [FFML][FanFic][Ranma/Quantum Leap] Oh Boy/Girl Chap1-Draft
From: Steven Erickson
Date: 8/12/2002, 8:36 PM
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                �Well, how come you�re not trying it?� an
               annoyed voice floated into his
               consciousness.

                Samuel Becket'ts consciousness slowly
               pulled itself from the field of blue,
               coalescing and filling in his current
               form. It was a reluctant journey, but one
               he rarely had control over. Besides, the
               voice sounded more than a little annoyed�

                �Huh?� he queried, getting a feel for the
               atmosphere of the room and the tone of the
               new voice.

                �Don�t just sit like a stone. I really
               think I got it this time.� Beckett raised
               his eyes and met with those of a young
               woman. Her eyes seemed�odd, too large
               almost. He shrugged it off mentally as
               images and names began to fall into place
               from the mind of his host. Then he became
               aware of the smell.

                It was a pungent aroma, something that in
               all his years he had never had the
               occasion to meet. His memory was a good
               one, at least what wasn�t Swiss cheesed�
               and he couldn�t place the smell at all. He
               looked for the source and found it in a
               spoon before him. The girl looked at him
               expectantly, hopefully, �Here goes.� He
               said and put the spoon into his mouth.

                �OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOY!� he exclaimed as
               the food entered his mouth.

                *Theorizing that time travel within ones
               own lifetime was possible, Doctor Samuel
               Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap
               accelerator-and vanished.*

                *He awoke to find himself trapped in the
               past, facing mirror images that were not
               his own and driven by an unknown force to
               change history for the better.*

                *His only guide on this journey is Al, an
               Observer from his own time who appears in
               the form of a Hologram that only Sam can
               see and hear.*

                And so, Doctor Beckett finds himself
               Leaping from life to life, striving to put
               right what once went wrong�*

                And hoping each time that the next
               Leap�will be the Leap home.*

                Samuel Beckett had faced a lot of
               challenges as he Leaped from time to time
               and life to life, but, at the moment, none
               of that mattered. All that mattered was
               getting whatever was in his mouth the heck
               out of there. He spat harshly, sending he
               food flying from his mouth like a golf
               ball hit by Tiger Woods. He desperately
               groped along the table, blinded by the
               tears pouring from his eyes as the
               spiciness of whatever�food�he had just
               eaten seared across his tongue.

                When he finally managed to recover, he
               realized that the girl who had wanted him
               to eat the food was staring at him. And
               NOT looking the least bit sorry for having
               disabled half of his tongue, possibly
               scaring it for life. She looked
               positively, incredibly, ticked off.

                �It�s just a little bit too�hot?� he
               tried, watching for some kind of reaction.
               Oh boy was there a reaction. The girls
               left eye twitched�

                �Too hot, you say? Maybe you need to cool
               down then!� the girl grabbed a glass of
               water and flung it at him. Sam stared at
               her, his bangs dripping.

                �Aw jeez, whydja hav� to go and do that?�
               he demanded, not really knowing why he
               said it that way.

                The girl fumed and continued to fix him
               with a look that had it been a fire, it
               surely would have left him as little more
               than ashes, �Fine Ranma, I�ll just go and
               find Ryoga he likes my cooking.�

                �Ryoga?�

                �Honestly!� the mystery girl exclaimed.
               With a pivot on her heel, she stomped out
               of her the room and out of Sam�s sight.

                With the girl gone, Sam had an
               opportunity to get a bearing on his
               surroundings. He was seated on the floor
               at what was obviously a large dining table
               with very short legs. So, he was in a
               Japanese home. Not really an issue for the
               Leaper: he had seen much worse. The table
               was rectangular, so it was probably used
               for a larger group, a member of which he
               and the girl who had just left were
               obviously a part of. He looked around for
               something he could use to see his
               reflection.

                �Are you and Akane done now, Ranma?� A
               taller girl with long brown hair entered
               and moved to take the bowl, still filled
               with the concoction that Sam had�tested,
               from the table, �Would you like me to
               fetch the kettle?�

                *She sees me dripping with water and
               wants to know if I�d like some tea?* Sam
               wondered aloud to himself, �Uh, sure.� If
               nothing else, the kettle would show him
               his reflection. And now he knew something
               more: the girl who had just left was
               Akane.

                The new girl re-entered carrying a metal
               tea kettle but no mugs or tea bags. Sam
               reached out for the kettle and took it by
               its wire handle. He stared intently at the
               reflective surface. Blazing red hair and
               blue eyes stared back at him. No sign of
               make up, but the face was very feminine
               anyway. No worry lines or anything like
               that, so he was probably in his late
               teens, the same as the Akane girl. Now he
               had a face to go with his name, Ranma.

                �Um, what about cups?� He asked, looking
               around to see how he could help in
               preparing the tea.

                �Whatever for, Ranma-kun?� the girl
               asked, sounding just a little too blank.

                �For the tea�� Sam said, �Is there any
               way I can help?�

                �Tea? So, you are planning on staying
               that way for the rest of the day, or are
               you going to use the furo?�

                �Uh, the furo, actually. For now, all I
               want is some tea.� He said.

                The girl disappeared back into what Sam
               assumed was the kitchen and was back
               moments later with a cup of tea. Sam
               sipped lightly at it and stared at the
               small pond in the backyard of the home.
               One of his first instincts was to find out
               what his purpose in each leap was, but so
               far he hadn�t even a clue as to what it
               was he was trying to fix. Unless it
               was�Akane�s cooking. If that was his goal,
               Sam realized, he might very well be stuck
               in the Leap for the rest of his life.

                �Ranma, if you are going to use the furo,
               I think you should go ahead and do it now,
               as I�d like to get to cleaning it.� The
               tall girl came in and motioned in what Sam
               hoped was the direction of the furo.

               Sam stood and followed the direction.
               Somewhere in his multi-lingual, if rather
               holey, memory he recognized that the furo
               would be a sort of washroom. If there was
               a wash room, Sam realized, then there
               would be a mirror. He could get a look at
               Ranma and see who he was. If he was even a
               he. It wouldn�t be the first time that Sam
               had leapt into a woman.

               �Uh uh, wrong door Sam, that one leads to
               the dojo. The room you�re looking for is
               over there.� The voice of Al suddenly came
               from behind him.

               �Geez Al, you almost gave me a heart
               attack.� Sam gasped, looking at the
               hologram. Al was dressed only in a white
               undershirt and boxer shorts, �Why are you
               dressed like that? Casual Friday at the
               office?�

               �No, a minor emergency. Nothing for you to
               worry about.� Al said, pulling up his hand
               link, �But I�m afraid Ziggy hasn�t got
               much information for you to use just yet.
               She�s being�temperamental.�

               �About what?�

               �This Leap has her in a frazzle. The only
               reason I know where this �furo� thing is
               that I�ve already wandered around the
               house. The dojo is there, and there are
               bedrooms, the kitchen, and all those
               pleasant little domestic things. Oh yeah,
               you�re in Japan too.� Al took a draw from
               his cigar. It was then that Sam noticed
               Al�s rather drawn out face. It didn�t look
               like he�d been sleeping.

               �So you don�t know anything about this
               �Ranma� yet?�

               �I know that Ranma is engaged to Akane,
               that cute little number you royally ticked
               off earlier. I know that the tall brunette
               is Kasumi, her elder sister and her other
               sister is Nabiki, but I haven�t seen if
               she�s as�luscious as the others.� He
               grinned widely and drew again on the
               cigar.

               Leave it to Al to look for the cute women
               first.

               �And that your father is Genma Saotome,
               presumably making you Ranma Saotome.� Al
               tapped on the hand-link. It protested
               shrilly and, if possible, sounded as if it
               were glaring at him, �And that is all that
               Ziggy will tell me for the moment.� He
               smacked the hand link once again.

               �Well, I�m not wearing a bra or anything,
               so we can say that Ranma is male.� Sam
               said as he opened the door into the furo.
               He removed the red silk shirt he had been
               wearing and slid out of the black pants.
               He turned on the hot water tap and
               followed along the walls of the room,
               looking for a mirror.

               And came face to face with a red haired
               young woman. She was well developed and
               stared back at him in shock, the steam
               from the bath rising behind her as she
               stared, transfixed, at her/himself in the
               mirror. �Damn Sam, you�re gorgeous.�

               �Why in heaven�s name wouldn�t a woman
               this�developed, not wear support?� Sam
               said, more to himself than to Al. He
               *knew* what the holograms reply would be,
               and he wasn�t particularly in the mood for
               Al�s moments. Where Sam�s mind was Swiss
               cheese, Al�s was more cheesecake. He
               grabbed a towel and threw it over the
               mirror, hooking it on a corner.

               Without another word, Sam slid into the
               hot water of the furo. He luxuriated for a
               long while in the hot water, allowing his
               mind to wander and for what he had of
               Ranma�s personality to finish establishing
               himself. He could tell by what memories he
               had, not to mention by the fine tone of
               the reflection he had seen, that Ranma
               kept herself in shape. �You wouldn�t
               believe how weird this kid�s life has been
               Sam.� Al popped into existence next to
               Sam.

               �Al, I leap from time to time and body to
               body. This can�t be much stranger than
               that.� Sam replied, luxuriating in the
               heated water.

               �I don�t know about that, Sam, he gives
               even Leaping a run for its money. Ziggy�s
               got him with three Fianc�es, Martial Arts
               Abilities that are through the roof
               and�corrupted data by invalid parameters?
               What the hell?�

               �It means that Ziggy has run across
               something that isn�t possible, yet is
               being fed to her by the variable inducers.
               Give her a few minutes and she�ll figure
               out what was corrupted.� Sam said, trying
               to focus on luxuriating in the bath.

               �Sam�I can�t remember Ziggy *ever* not
               being able to process *any* variable.� Al
               was concerned, particularly at the calm
               attitude that Sam was adopting. Ziggy
               malfunctioning in any way was a bad thing.
               Gooshie may have been a tech, but he was
               nothing compared to Sam. Al knew that both
               he and Gooshie feared what would happen if
               something manage to cause Ziggy to crash
               completely.

                �You say that I�m a Martial Artist? Do I
               practice any particular styles?�

                �Sorry Sam, Ziggy�s sounding like she�s
               gonna have kids over whatever this
               corrupted data is. I�m betting that
               Gooshie�s gonna want me back in the
               Control Room. I�ll get back as soon as I
               can Sam.� Al whacked the hand link against
               his palm, �Hopefully with something you
               can use.� There was a brief whoosh as the
               door opened behind Al. He stepped into the
               glowing portal and closed the link behind
               him.

                �It�s about time.� Sam said to himself.
               He liked having Al around, and valued his
               help, but until Al had something useful he
               was more nuisance than help. He sighed and
               leaned back into the water, content to
               just luxuriate in the warmth.

                �Aiya! Ranma!� A woman suddenly popped
               out of the water next to Sam. She dripped
               with warm water and was very�naked. Her
               lavender colored (lavender?) hair damply
               clung against Sam�s body as she embraced
               him in a grip that was not unlike an
               octopus on steroids.

                As Sam�s brain tied to focus on this new
               girl there was a cry of inarticulate rage
               from the furo door. He had just enough
               time to see Akane come striding in, a
               massive hammer in her hands ready to deal
               death to someone. Judging from the path,
               Sam knew it was him. �Oh boy��

                ----

                Al grimaced as he exited the door from
               the Imaging Chamber into Project Quantum
               Leap�s command center. Gooshie was
               frantically tapping at the multi-colored
               lighted tiles that housed Ziggy�s central
               core, trying to get the whirl of blinking
               lights to stop. Judging by the cascade of
               swirls, he wasn�t doing very well.
               �Gooshie, what the hell is wrong with
               Ziggy?�

                �I don�t know Admiral. She�s locked into
               some kind of feedback loop, running the
               same data over and over again��

                �You mean she�s frozen? Like a p.o.s
               everyday desktop?� Al demanded his voice
               angry with pretty much everything at the
               moment. In the Project it was three in the
               morning.

                �No, Admiral. She�s not, err, frozen,
               she�s using every drop of her system
               resources on this data. That�s the
               problem. Every single result she seems to
               be getting from the same variables is
               different. It�s like she�s adding two and
               two to get five, then six, the twelve.�
               Gooshie continued his work, glancing up at
               the Admiral only occasionally as he spoke.

                �Gooshie, Sam designed Ziggy to have the
               ability to process cascade variables like
               that. She should be able to predict and
               still give us data. What�s so unique about
               this Ranma Saotome that Ziggy can�t
               process her data?�

                �Here�s the print out, Admiral. As you
               can see, it doesn�t make any sense at
               all.� Gooshie handed him a piece of paper
               with printed text on it.

               �First by one, then another within cursed
               form. Training grounds Junsenkyo. Variable
               data, present state, modified state.
               Physical altercation-human development.
               Exceeds human variables.�

                �Gooshie, what does that mean?�

                �It means that somehow, Ranma Saotome
               cannot be human.�

                �Waitaminute�.� Al�s memory suddenly
               flared up. This Saotome was engaged to
               three women�yet she, and that had clearly
               been a female in the mirror that Sam had
               leapt into, not to mention Japanese
               culture wouldn�t allow female-female
               marriages, �Gooshie, open the Wating Room.
               I need to talk to Ranma Saotome.�

                �Tina�s in there right now, Admiral.�
               Gooshie warned. Al dismissed the warning
               with a flick of his hand and Gooshie keyed
               in a code to Ziggy�s console. �Sorry
               Admiral, all of Ziggy�s primary systems
               are being taken up with this Saotome
               person�s variables. I�ll have to key you
               in at the door.�

                �Then let�s go, Gushman.� Al stated,
               heading for the Waiting Room.

                It didn�t take long for Gooshie to key in
               the access code for the Waiting Room and
               the door opened with barely even a hiss.
               Al had almost half a moment of reaction
               time as a fist sprang from the confines of
               the door and toward his middle. He sucked
               in his gut and leapt backward. Years of
               military self defense training came to
               life as he reached out and pulled his
               opponent into a grappling throw. There was
               a thud as his assailant collided with one
               of the Projects walls. Al watched as Sam
               Beckett's body slumped against the wall
               hard. He wasn�t out yet, but he was
               stunned.

                After pausing to check on Tina (she was
               out cold), Al turned his attentions to the
               current inhabitant of Sam Beckett. He went
               over and knelt next to Sam�s body, �He,
               Saotome, you with me?�

                �Ugh�yeah, I�m here. What�s it to you and
               what did you do to me?� Sam�s voice
               demanded.

                �Not much, kiddo, we just pulled your
               spirit out of the past and into the
               future, as well as another body, so that
               my buddy Sam can stay in your body and fix
               something that went wrong in the past.� Al
               replied. That reply was usually enough to
               cause a guest to faint. Saotome Ranma,
               however, was not a normal guest.

                He began to laugh. A long, hearty,
               slightly cynical laugh. When it was
               finally over, he looked at the confused
               Al, �Your buddy has no idea what he just
               got himself into.�

                �No, and neither does his super powered
               computer, which has me and the others at
               the project scared shitless. Now, unless
               you want to keep up this combat, Saotome,
               I suggest that both you and I wait until
               tomorrow, and then I�ll have questions.�
               Al pulled out one of his good Cigars and
               offered it to his guest. Saotome declined,
               �Which I will expect you to answer. Not to
               mention an apology to Tina.�

                �All right�.�Saotome paused, �What do I
               call you?�

                �Admiral.� Al led Saotome back to the
               Waiting Room and picked up Tina, �And
               don�t go knocking out more of our staff,
               OK?�

                Ranma nodded. It wasn�t like he had a
               choice.

                And Al really needed a drink.


                Sam woke up to find the concerned face of
               Kasumi looking at him, �My goodness,
               Ranma. I am sorry for Akane�s violent
               reaction. She really has been over
               sensitive lately. And bathing with Shampoo
               was not the wisest action.�

                �I�I didn�t know she was there.� Sam
               replied, massaging the back of his head
               where a lump was covered by a thick layer
               of bandages.

                �That still does not forgive you for
               taking a bath with her, Ranma-kun. A young
               gentleman such as you should not be
               carousing in the bath of his guests.� She
               said sternly, but not unkindly. She
               smiled, �What would you like for supper?�

                �How about a bottle of Aspirin and some
               Chicken Soup?� Sam joked, already feeling
               better.

                �If you are well enough to make such a
               weak joke, then you will be fine to eat, I
               am sure. I will see you at dinnertime,
               Ranma-kun.�

                �All right, Kasumi.� Ranma replied.

                Kasumi left Ranma�s room feeling slightly
               concerned. He had been acting strangely
               all day, and now he was being even more
               out of character. Something was wrong with
               Ranma, and she had to figure out what.
               Unfortunately such a diagnosis was beyond
               her abilities, but she knew who to call.
               The phone rang only twice before Doctor
               Tofu picked up. He managed to stammer off
               a reply that he would be �right over�
               before he hung up.

                Sam felt the blood in his head throb
               where the welt on the back was slowly
               begging to heal. Ranma had remarkable
               injury recovery ability, he mused. A blow
               like that probably would have
               incapacitated a lesser woman for a week at
               least. Her martial arts training must have
               given her a higher than average tolerance
               for physical injury.

                �Wait�Akane�fianc�e.� Sam�s thoughts
               finally were beginning to come together.
               Something here was drastically wrong to
               make two women in Japan engaged. Chances
               are, that was what he was here to fix. The
               door opened and Ranma half expected to see
               Kasumi enter once more. Instead it was a
               man with glasses and a medical coat.

                �I called Doctor Tofu, Ranma-kun.� Kasumi
               said cheerfully. The doctor was staring
               transfixed at Sam.

                �Kasumi, could you leave Ranma and me
               alone for a few minutes. Make sure we
               aren�t interrupted, please.� Tofu showed
               unnatural control around Kasumi, his gaze
               still fixed on Sam.

                �All right, Tofu-san.� Kasumi said,
               closing the door as she left.

                �All right, who are you and where is
               Ranma Saotome?� Tofu said as he approached
               Sam.

                    -----

                    End Draft of Chapter One. Disclaimer- Ranma 1/2 and Quantum Leap are not owned by me,
                    and I claim no rights to them. Rumiko Takahashi was the original creator of Ranma 1/2
                    and I only know that USA aired Quantum Leap. Knowlege of QL may have some things from
                    the book series based on the show, and I will give references to them if I need it
                    if I remember. Any comments and criticism would be appreciated.



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