Michael Chase wrote:

His visitor was silent. He was a touch on the slender side, dressed in a
slightly rumpled business suit, and looked quite normal save for one

small

detail: a slightly manic gleam behind his glasses. It indicated he was

not

altogether right in the head, and was most likely a warped sociopath who
would one day explode, leaving a path of destruction in his wake.

In other words, it clearly identified him as a manga artist.

That actually sounds more like a fanfic reader.

Maybe he reads on the side?

[Forward: Ordinarily, this is where I would  apologize to you in advance

for

what is to come, but since I've done these before, you should know what

to

expect. Remember, any adverse affects that happen to you after reading

this

are entirely YOUR fault. Yes, the title to the fic was plaigeriz... I

mean

inspired by Angus MacSpon's 'The Replacement Ranmas'. So any adverse

affects

that happen to you after reading this are entirely HIS fault, as well as
yours.]

Is Angus' last name spelled right?  Mind, he may prefer that it isn't.
 :}b

Yes. I was tempted to refer to him as 'Angy Mac' but that didn't go over
well the last time I did it. ^_^

Illpalazzo pulled the rope, sending the body into the depths. He

couldn't

help noticing all the girls high-fiving one another. "Next."

Not one of Sarah's biggest fans either?

No. It's said her presense in the manga is actually okay.

Illpalazzo shook his head. "Surely this is a joke. This is a job opening

for

a young, spry, amphetamine-enhanced manic girl, not some middle-aged,
cellulite-laden, laid-back old maid. You'll never do at all."

Danger!  Danger!  Danger!

Yep.

The girls departed, accidentally leaving the still unconscious Mutsumi
behind.

Accidently?

Yep. But DB needs to make a fool of himself. Luckily, it's not me. Only my
avatar. :)

As though his presence was the most natural thing in the world,

Illpalazzo

dramatically threw back his cape and said, "It was decided that rather

than

forcing a Love Hina character into the Excel Saga storyline, DB would do

the

opposite and fuse an Excel Saga character into Love Hina. Since Keitaro

was

the central figure, he was the obvious choice to be replaced. I passed

my

interview with flying colors. Leading ACROSS isn't all that different

from

running an All Girls Dormitory, after all."

It probably is safer though.

In that, there is no doubt.

Fusions That Should Never Be III: The Replacement Excels.

Today's experiment... FAILED!

Thank... ah... I guess goodness isn't involved.

No, not really.

Fusions That Should Never Be IV: The Replacement Illpalazzos
Never coming to a fic near you.

I thought it just did.  I wasn't looking, so I can't be sure.

Nah. One scene doth not a fanfic make, unless it's on ff.net. There are lots
of those there.

Special thanks to:
Aondehafka
Zorknot

Names changed to protect the guilty?

I'm sure they took those precautions when they created them for situations
such as this. I know that's why I use a pen name. ^_^.

Thanks for the help.

DB Sommer

--
Mac :})
Give a hobbit a fish and he eats fish for a day.
Give a hobbit a ring and he eats fish for an age.


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