Akane looked at Ranma.

*How can I illogically blame him for this?*

Ranma looked at Ryoga.

*How can I turn this into a joke about bacon?*

Ryoga looked at Ranma.

*...die, die, die, die, die, die...*

Soun looked at Genma.

*That is precisely the type of attack that can only strenghten the 
Anything-Goes blah, blah, blah*<He didn't stop until he lost conciousness 
later thet evening.>

Genma looked at Ranma.

<Insert sound of faint whisling here.>

Nodoka looked at Genma.

*How long have I been here?*

Nabiki looked at Genma.

*That'll be an extra thousand for the mental suffering* <of this chich�d 
joke! HA HA HA, KILL ME!>

Kasumi looked at the table.

*The current particle density is 5436 parts per million and decreasing at a 
rate of 3.57% per second, so it is now 17.801 seconds until I say, "Oh my," 
thus continuing my perfect deception until I am ready to take over the world 
3.217364 years from now.*

The wall exploded.

*Pardon me.*

Shampoo entered the room. "Ni hao--"

Shampoo froze.

Shampoo looked at everyone.

"Aiyah! Who fart?"

You see?! It was the wall. THE WA-HA-HA-HALLLLLLLLLL! Pecker!

-Shakudo Seikigi-
"Jeez, Lurker. Don't you have anything better to do?" (I hope not.)

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