Subject: [FFML] [fic][vandread/gk/tekkaman] VD: The Alternate Stage
From: "Chen Yong" <teknosaber@hotmail.com>
Date: 7/11/2003, 4:46 AM
To: ffml@anifics.com
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teknosaber@bigfoot.com


For the fair amount of time I've been subscribed to the FFML, I have noticed 
that a large majority of authors tend to write for the more 'retro' animes, 
with the most popular fandom being that the Ranma 1/2 series. So here's an 
attempt at introducing a newer anime fanfiction category -- Vandread -- 
though I suspect that such a task should be left to those with more 
competent writing skills... For those of you who have never watched 
Vandread, it's a 26-episode series, split into the First and Second Stages, 
with 13 episodes each. Flashy mechs and fanservice abound. ^_^

Chapter 1 is complete at the time of this posting, and chapter 2 should 
follow shortly. And, er, on to the story...



There's something only you can do
So that this blue planet doesn't lose its light

There's no map of how to live, that's why we're free
You can go anywhere

Run faster than the wind!
Aim farther than the skies!
You can meet a new you
Unknown courage sleeps in your heart, and when you realize
The downpour in your heart
Will surely stop... show me your brave heart

- "Brave Heart," Digimon 01



VANDREAD: THE ALTERNATE STAGE
PART OF THE "BIGGEST DREAMER" STORYLINE
PROLOGUE



With  a final  scream, the final surreal layer of the quantum universe
faded away, and in one dizzying flash the multiple, partitioned worlds
merged back together, fusing itself one once more.

The warp jump was complete.

The boy found himself sitting on a cold, hard -- and most important of
all,  solid --  surface, indicating the completion of his transit past
the  Fourth  Wall, and  into yet another  dimension. His head throbbed
painfully,  blood pounding  at his temples. The residue effects of the
warp  jump aside,  it was a few moments before he could gather himself
from   the   horrible  images   that  kept   flashing  past  his  mind
involuntarily.

Syun Ukiya. Ruriko Ikusawa. Kaoru Konoe. Reiji Kageyama.

Yukino Houjou.

And  most importantly,  a cybernetic  soldier known  only as  Tekkaman
Razor. He had battled against and nearly lost his life to the Tekkaman
warrior  no  more than five minutes  ago, and through his adversary he
had  learned that  he was not the  only Avatar in the anime worlds. He
had  learned the meaning of defeat and destruction -- the Tekkaman had
been terrifyingly powerful, and for the slightest fraction of a second
he  had  stared into  the  eyes  of  Death,  confronted with  his  own
mortality  for  the first  time in  his life. He  had learned the true
nature of the enemy, as well as the significance of the Nine Essences,
and the insignificance of it all.

_But  I've won,_  he uttered, his voice a listless whisper. _AEGIS was
not  destroyed. The  GateKeepers  live, and  the  Fourth Wall  remains
intact._

Tekkaman Razor's mocking laughter echoed in his ears. _You will become
one  of  us,_ the  Avatar had  rasped in his  final moments before his
death. _You already have._

With  a deep breath the boy calmed himself. Regardless of what logical
thought  told  him, the wrenching  feeling in  his gut didn't make him
feel  like he'd  won at all. Heck,  he wasn't sure if there was even a
winner  at  all. The meaning  of the Tekkaman's words needed pondering
over, but he'd best focus on here and now for the time being.

He  wasn't  surprised to find that  his clothes had changed once more.
His  PET  and backpack remained, as  they always did, but his garb had
shifted  from the Tategami high school uniform to something that could
be  best described as a dull orange hybrid between a coat and a shirt,
two  buttons  fastening it shut  across his  body on his right ribcage
with sleeves that ran to his shoulders. A black, single-piece bodysuit
was  worn underneath,  and a pair of faded green baggy pants concealed
his  lower body,  tapering off  at the  ankles where  a leather  boots
covered  his feet. A  steel dogtag that hung from his neck via a piece
of  coarse rope which, along with a piece of peach-colored cloth, tied
around  his waist  in a  knot  that served  as a  belt, completed  his
ensemble.  Somewhat too dull and unconventional for his tastes, but it
was clean and comfortable, and it was all he had right now.

It would have to do.

He  didn't like what he saw. Rust-colored structures of steel rose all
around him in dizzying towers like half-completed skyscrapers, exposed
walkways  and girders  weaving themselves into a complex maze. It took
him several moments for him to realize that this steel abomination was
not just a mere building -- it stretched out almost as far as he could
see  from his  vantage  point,  forming vast  complexes  of paths  and
smaller   sub-structures,  with   giant   monitors  suspended   almost
everywhere, displaying either programmes, advertisements or government
propaganda  in endless loops. All in all, the landscape before him was
apparently man-made, yet struck him as uncannily alien.

The realization that the vast network that laid out before him was, in
fact,  a metropolitan  city came to him  with a frown. With a flick of
his  wrist  his PET  flipped  open,  revealing  a small  keyboard  and
rectangular  LCD screen. It had been a keepsake from Celia when he had
first  breached  the Fourth  Wall into the  anime multiverse, a small,
portable  multi-purpose computer, a digital assistant of sorts that he
had  quickly found  to be  invaluable. In  addition to  acting as  the
initializer for his warp jumps, his PET -- or PErsonal Terminal -- was
crucial  for identifying  the manner  of  the paradigm  shifts he  had
experienced,  and was  no less than James Bondian in its various other
functions.  For a  while he  had puzzled  over how  the small  machine
Velcro-ed  to  his left  forearm  was  capable  of the  functions  and
processing power that it was, but as time passed, he had simply chosen
to  accept  it as an  odd law  of the anime  worlds, one that he could
neither understand nor deny.

"Hayashi  Ichiro," he read out aloud, repeating it several times under
his  breath to  accustomize  himself  to it.  It  would  serve as  his
identity  for  as long as  he remained in  this universe. The next few
lines  of displayed  data told him enough for him to deduce the nature
of  the strangely alien world he found himself in now. He stifled back
a  yawn as a wave of fatigue washed over him. His wounds had recovered
as  he warp  jumped,  but  not his  vitality,  and  the fight  against
Tekkaman Razor had taken a lot of that out of him.

With  an  effort, he conquered  his weariness,  locking it away into a
corner  of his  mind. Lethargy  was a  mere illusion,  and one's  true
strength  lay not in the body, but in the mind. Besides, he would have
plenty of time to rest later.

It was time to look for Hibiki Tokai.


                                 ~*~

_"Look at this, everyone!!"_

_"Every day we put our hearts and souls into polishing parts like this
one,  parts  that will be  carted off to  be assembled into a complete
Vanguard.  Being third-class  citizens ourselves, we can never hope to
see the complete fruit of our work. But do you guys know that somebody
in this room came to me that other day and claimed that he could bring
back  a complete  Vanguard, with this very part on it, for everyone to
see?!"_

Hibiki Tokai, mechanic and third-class citizen of Taraak, sat alone in
his  apartment.  The blinds were drawn,  allowing only a few shafts of
light  from outside  to spear into the room that provided him with his
sole  illumination.  Tools, equipment  and  various  other items  were
strewn  haphazardly across  the floor,  which Hibiki  sat at  the very
middle of, his hands clenched into fists as he attended to himself and
his thoughts in the darkness.

He  was  really, REALLY beginning to  wish that he hadn't said what he
had said.

_"And  the guy  who's going to pull  this off is... the one and only!!
Hibiki Tokai!"_

_"That's  what  you said, right Hibiki?!  You're going to steal one of
the  Vanguards from  the Ikazuchi, and show the rest of us third-class
citizens the ultimate fighting machine of the Taraak Empire that we've
never had the chance to see!!"_

_"Doshtano,  Hibiki?  Why the silence  now? Don't you have anything to
say  today because  everything you told me before were just a big pack
of lies?"_

_"After all, we all know that you say stupid things from time to time,
and there's no chance..."_

That  was  when his patience  had finally  snapped, and his male pride
gained  the  upper hand in  the struggle against his logical thinking.
True, all he had said before were no more than a pack of lies, a boast
to  make  himself appear to be  more than he was. Wistful dreaming had
made  him say it the first time, but it was utter foolishness that had
driven  him to  repeat it again. In  other words, he had been a idiot,
and an unforgivably big one too, at that.

_"I  wasn't lying about  that, damn it!! And if you really want to see
one that badly, you're going to get one!"_

_"Everyone!! Did you hear what he just said?!?"_

The  resounding cheers had been deafening. For a while he had actually
believed  that  he had said  the right  thing... after all, nobody had
ever  cheered  him like this before  in his life. But the euphoria had
quickly  faded after  he left the dining hall, leaving him to face the
near-unthinkable  consequences his  pride and words had left him with.
For  a  third-class citizen  to even  show his  face anywhere near the
upper  castes  of the  Taraak society usually  meant punishment at the
hands  of the  notoriously  sadistic  jailers, a  fact  that he  could
personally  attest to. Daring to sneak aboard a battleship -- the most
important  and  prized battleship of the  Taraak empire at that -- and
steal from it a Vanguard unit was almost guaranteed to warrant nothing
less than death at a public execution, in the most humiliating fashion
possible, should he be caught.

"I'm really stupid, aren't I? Never thinking before I speak... why'd I
have to get so carried away? Stupid..."

But... what if he wasn't caught?

Was his pride worth risking his life for?

_What  life?_ he  barked inwardly  at  himself. The  'life' he  forced
himself  through,  day after  day, slaving  his measly  self out for a
day's worth of rations to keep himself alive just enough to repeat the
process the next day, was hardly a life. Pride was all he had, to live
through  every  day with his  head held high.  They all looked down on
him,  but he  wasn't going  to give  them the  pleasure of  seeing him
suffer  just because of  it. He was sick of it all, and before him lay
the  chance to make something out of himself, no matter how outrageous
or absurd it sounded.

But still...

It wasn't like as if he still had a choice anyway. Hibiki scratched at
his  head furiously in exasperation. "Damn it all," he swore. "I don't
care  how  dumb I am...  I'm still a man!!  And Hibiki, the man, never
breaks his word!"

"...  I  hope," he  muttered dejectedly  to himself at  the end of his
sentence.


                                 ~*~

"Women  are monsters! And men were once their playthings. They ate our
forefather's innards, sucking them dry of all life."

DESTRUCTION.

"Over the centuries they have plundered our cities."

OPPRESSION.

"They  have  cruelly oppressed our  people with forced labor. And that
unspeakable  horror is  about to strike at our Empire once again. This
is  the shape  of  our  most bloodthirsty  enemy,  the  symbol of  our
sacrifice.  Even those  fortunate  enough to  live  are left  horribly
scarred  after  their encounters with women.  But the time has come to
erase  the  memories of  those  unbearable  years of  humiliation  and
degradation."

"The time has come... for our Empire to regain its prestige!"

"My  comrades! My brothers! We now go into battle to prove the manhood
of  the glorious Taraak Empire! Our great forefather, Grand Pa, guided
us  here! But we will now leave this holy land that we have cultivated
with our own hands, in order to regain the pride of men! For today, we
have a new power in our possession which will change our very history!
In  other  words, we have now  reached the point where we shall clench
our  collective  fist  of  justice and  crush  our  horrible  nemesis,
WOMEN!!"

And  thus went  the speech of the Prime Minister of the Taraak Empire.
The  gathered audience,  standing on a large steel platform before the
open-air  podium, gave their voices to a collective cheer in response,
an  audience that consisted only of men, and every one of them dressed
in  the light green uniform of military cadet graduates. There were no
women  among the  crowd,  or anywhere  else on  the  planet, for  that
matter.  The contempt, disdain and hatred both sides of the gender had
for each other aside, there was this matter of not setting foot on the
planets  dominated  by the opposite  sex. Not  unless one had either a
death wish, or a fleet of space warships to back one up.

In short, with the twin planets of Taraak and Mejerr locked in war for
the past three generations, saying that men and women didn't get along
together  very well was probably an understatement. Isolated from each
other  for  almost ten  decades, the Taraak  version of the propaganda
sprung from and was driven by factors unknown, but held to the general
belief  that  women  were  cruel, reptilian  humanoids,  endowed  with
superhuman  strength, speed  and  reflexes and  a  sadistic taste  for
brutality... as well as well-roasted men's livers.

And  today,  the Taraak Imperial  Army had plans to  put an end to the
status  quo,  utilizing the  simple, tried-and-true formula of bombing
the women off the face of Mejerr. At least, that was the general idea.

Hibiki Tokai, meanwhile, had other ideas.

"We  will  destroy the vile  women of Mejerr,  and the strength of men
will triumph! The power that each of you hold will help us rebuild the
future  of our  great Empire! The ship that led us to this fatherland,
the  Ikazuchi,  has been revived!  And our  young men have boarded the
ship as its officers! You are the future of Taraak!"

The  Ikazuchi was, simply put, a space carrier ship. The space carrier
ship,  in fact.  It was the very  first ship that had landed on Taraak
three  generations  ago, carrying  aboard it  the very first ancestors
that  had built the  male society to what it was today. And whilst the
said society wasn't exactly a crowning accomplishment by any standard,
it  was still a remarkably impressive feat, given Taraak's unforgiving
natural  climates and the time frame within which it had been achieved
--  from  absolutely zero  to a fairly  advanced civilization that had
colonized the barren wastelands of the planet within a century.

The  said  space carrier ship  was also currently undergoing its final
launch  preparations at that moment. It was a fitting testament to the
ship's  significance to  Taraak  heritage --  restored  to its  former
glory,  rebuilt to  a  virtual  flying fortress  and  selected as  the
command ship of the military expeditionary force, scheduled for launch
a  mere two  hours later,  with directives  to pacify  female activity
within the space sector by any and all means necessary.

It  was  also aboard the Ikazuchi  that the Vanguards were now docked,
the  latest  fighting machines  developed by  the Taraak Imperial Army
ready  to do  battle against the women. The very Vanguards that Hibiki
was trying to steal in order to impress his buddies back at the parts-
manufacturing plant.

And  it was thusly did Hibiki find himself sneaking aboard and running
through the passageways of the Ikazuchi, attempting to find his way to
the  Vanguard  docking bays while trying  his best not to dwell on the
consequences should he be discovered and caught.

"There  is no  force in the universe  that we need fear with our manly
strength!  To  repay the great  First Generation that began with Grand
Pa,  we  must  now  combine  the strength  of  the  Second  and  Third
Generations!  And  when the  moment they become  one arrives, our long
awaited dream will come true!"

_Two  hours,_ Hibiki  thought to  himself as  he ran,  making his  way
stealthily from gangplank to platform to stairway to ventilation duct.
_I can handle this. No problem._

Amplified  by  loudspeakers positioned  at strategic locations through
the  city, the  words of the Prime Minister's speech reverberated even
here,  deep within the innards of the Ikazuchi. "We all feel it in our
hearts, the new breath of life coming from the Ikazuchi! Look upon it!
Praise it! This is the flagship of the Taraak Imperial Army!"

Confusing  maze-like  passageways were navigated, surveillance cameras
disabled  (Hibiki was, after all, a qualified mechanic), personnel and
patrol  guards  slipped past and  security locks overridden. He hadn't
just  barged in here foolishly; he had done his research too. Prior to
the takeoff of the rebuilt capital ship, all the new cadets were to be
summoned for the Prime Minister's speech, leaving the coast relatively
clear,  and a  few  favors had  supplied him  with  all the  necessary
authorization  codes to  get past  the  doors he  needed to.  Granted,
having  the  Ikazuchi completely unguarded would  be a bit too much to
ask  for. A  few workers  and captains  would be  left to  oversee the
takeoff  preparations, but  this was as good a chance as he would get,
and he had made excellent use of his opportunity thus far.

A  thunderous  cheer resounded,  muffled by both  the distance and the
walls  of the  Ikazuchi, dying  down  abruptly as  the Prime  Minister
motioned  for silence,  continuing to address the new cadets. "You are
the  Third  Generation of Taraak,  the first graduates of the military
academy  trained to  board the new Ikazuchi! Congratulations! You have
the  blood of the First Generation flowing through your veins, and you
are all legitimate brothers of those original eight men, including our
forefather, Grand Pa!"

_Found  it,_ Hibiki's pulse quickened as he stared at the doors to the
Vanguard docking bays. The third-class citizen worked rapidly, drawing
a  plastic  glove and an  aerosol spray  can from his backpack. Within
seconds  he had  donned and adjusted the glove, coated it with a quick
spray from his aerosol can, then, with a deep breath, pressed his hand
against  the  DNA verification scanner  set into  the wall next to the
doors.

"As  most of you already know, the main objective of our mission is to
end  the piracy  that  has  been plaguing  our  borders  by the  women
circling  our  realm recently.  But never  forget that  you are on the
battlefield,  fighting  for the proud  honor of your forefather, Grand
Pa,  and  your homeworld,  Taraak!  Work  diligently and  never  allow
yourselves to be caught off-guard!"

The  doors slid  open in  response  as the  'palmprint' was  verified.
Hibiki  gazed into  the ominous darkness beyond, taking his first step
into   the  poorly-illuminated  chamber.  "Heh,"  Hibiki  chuckled  to
himself. "That was a piece of cake!"

"Enough  time  wasted!" the  Prime Minister roared.  "Why wait for the
designated hour to arrive?! Wouldn't you agree with me, men?"

The  words  were met  by  howls  of  approvement. Technicians  in  the
Ikazuchi's  engine  rooms bolted  up in  astonishment as the televised
speech  of  the Prime  Minister reached their  ears. "What the... He's
commencing launch two hours early?!"

"He's crazy!"

"Get back to your stations! C'mon, move it!"

While  Hibiki  Tokai  had  never  seen a  Vanguard  unit  before,  the
dimensions,  measurements and  specifications  of the  parts that  his
engineering  section had  been ordered to produce had gave him a vague
idea.  The  mechanic quickly found  his suspicions verified as he cast
his first gaze on the Vanguards. Lined in their individual launch bays
along  both sides of the gargantuan docking hangar, the Vanguard were,
as  opposed to conventional starfighters, massive humanoid-shaped all-
purpose  fighting  machines,  designed  for  supreme  maneuverability,
adaptability   and  devastating  close  quarters  combat  rather  than
overwhelming firepower.

Hibiki  felt  his jaw  go slack  as he  set his  eyes on the revamped,
scaled-up mechanical combat space suits, their physical appearance far
more   magnificent   than  he   had   ever   imagined  them   to   be.
"Unbelievable..." he breathed, the doors sliding shut behind him. "The
buddies back home are going to get a kick out of this..."

"If I'd wanted to kill you, Hibiki, you'd be dead by now."

Hibiki  whirled around  at the  unexpected voice  behind him.  A human
figure  leaned against  the doorway, his voice slightly blurred, as if
he  had  just awakened from  a nap. The  dark gloom prevented him from
making out any more features, but Hibiki could see enough to tell that
he  wasn't  carrying weapons of  any sort. "I  don't, so be glad," the
voice  continued. "But some do, and I'd suggest you do a better job of
watching out for your own back."

"Who  are you?"  Hibiki demanded nervously as he backed away, his grip
closing  around the  handle of  the monkey  wrench he  carried in  his
backpack.

It  was  then did a  cold, furry sensation slink  past the nape of his
neck,  and  the shock alone was  almost enough to paralyze him. Hibiki
yelled,  groping wildly  for the... thing that was now running circles
around  his throat.  His hands closed around it, but it slipped out of
his grasp easily, then perched itself on top of his left shoulder.

_I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die it's gonna kill me..._

"Hisame!" the stranger cried, aghast. "What're you doing here?"

Hibiki opened one eye. It took him several seconds to realize that the
cold object standing on his shoulder was some sort of animal. This did
nothing  to  alleviate his fear  -- as a  general rule, the few animal
species indigenous to Taraak possessed either armor-piercing teeth and
talons, sacs of virulent venom, or both. The stranger stepped forward,
his  stunned gaze  fixed on the creature, and Hibiki tried his best to
not make any abrupt movements.

"What..."  the  stranger started, spluttering in disbelief. "Hisame...
why... how..."

The  snow-white ermine  cast its  beady  stare back  on the  stranger,
giving  off a slight chittering cry in return. The stranger facepalmed
himself.

Hibiki sweatdropped.


                                 ~*~

"Ikazuchi!"  Crowds  of  Taraak  citizens  gathered  on  the  streets,
screaming  a collective  chant in  unison with  their fists  upraised.
"Ikazuchi! Ikazuchi!"

The Prime Minister surveyed the scene from his vantage point above the
city. The crowd grew by the moment as more men poured into the streets
from their homes, joining in with their fellow comrades, and an insane
smile  twisted  the edges  of the Prime  Minister's lips. "Your voices
have  been heard!"  the man roared jubilantly. "Now allow me to answer
your demands with this!!"

"LAUNCH THE IKAZUCHI!"

Engines and mechanisms began to roar into life as the massive flagship
began  to  prep  itself  for takeoff.  Outside  the  Ikazuchi,  ground
technicians  cleared the blastoff site immediately as every monitor in
the  city quickly switched to a display of ship as the pride of Taraak
readied  itself  to deploy, and  citizens of the  city gave voice to a
rousing  cheer. Then  the Ikazuchi  finally blasted  off, its  primary
thrusters overcoming the gravitational pull of the planet, and slowly,
but  surely, the flagship gained altitude into the upper levels of the
Taraak atmosphere.


                                 ~*~

"Wait a minute!" Hibiki protested. "What's going on-- auuUUGGHH!!"

The entire hangar tilted itself over at an angle, and both humans lost
their  footing instantly on the polished steel deck as loosely secured
objects   came   tumbling  after   them.  Thrown  completely  off  his
orientation,  Hibiki  reached  out,  scrabbling  desperately  for  any
handholds  and  finding none, then  crashed against  the left leg of a
Vanguard an instant later.

Briefly  he could  hear the stranger cursing in a language he couldn't
recognize. "Hisame!" he yelled.

The  ermine  responded  to  the  call, zigzagging  the  floor  with  a
wonderful  fleetness of  feet as it dodged the various bits of falling
debris.  Hibiki  opened his mouth  to speak, only  to have a boxful of
stained,  oily cloth  flop  over his  head.  He ripped  it  off in  an
instant. "What's happening here?!" he yelled.

"We're  taking  off!"  the  stranger yelled  back  frantically.  "Find
someplace to secure yourself!"

"No way! It's still two hours early!"

"Well,  I've got news for you, we're launching anyway! And don't talk;
you'll bite your tongue!"

The   ermine   skittered  agilely   across  the  slanted  floorboards,
performing  a jumping  dive to land neatly on the stranger's shoulder.
Hibiki shielded himself as a second crate bounded towards him, fending
it  aside, and  amidst the  chaos  the third-class  citizen spared  an
instant  to peek out from a nearby porthole. The sight of the planet's
surface receding rapidly from below him could only mean one thing.

Then the full enormity of the situation hit him.

He was a stowaway.

He would be killed outright if anyone caught him.

He was trapped aboard a flagship bound for the reaches of outer space,
to challenge the worst enemy of his race to war.

"Oh  no..."  Hibiki's  voice  quivered  in  despair.  "We  really  are
flying..."


                                 ~*~

"Tekkaman Razor," the boy demanded sternly. "Report."

There was no response.

The  boy frowned.  Had there been any onlookers, they would have found
the loose strands of hair that dangled over his features concealed his
expression  in  a rather  roguishly handsome way.  The Avatar had been
late for his report, and it had never happened before.

For  him, unexpected surprises seldom came as good news. A brief check
on  his PET  confirmed this.  Tekkaman Razor's  vital life  signs were
flatlined, his quantum signature erased from the anime dimension.

The  boy  stared at his  PET for  several seconds, masking his stunned
shock  behind  a perfectly  unreadable  facade.  It was  theoretically
impossible  --  the  Tekkaman's  powers  far  exceeded  those  of  any
GateKeeper  at that  point in the plot timeline, and he had personally
made sure of that.

Unless...

The   PET  device   snapped  shut   with   a  flick   of  his   wrist.
"Congratulations,  Celia,"  the  boy  murmured  under  his  breath,  a
predatory  grin spreading  across his face. "You've made the hunt that
much more interesting for me."

He was looking forward to the next challenge.


END PROLOGUE

---
Chen Yong
  Keeper of Megumi's School Uniform
  http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=203066
  teknosaber@bigfoot.com

"I often know the answers to questions before I ask them. The purpose is 
sometimes simply to see how people answer them, rather than learn the 
answer." -- Abdul Kanephren in 'Children of an Elder God'

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