Author's Note: The Following was dreamed up by four Men in a car 
following consumption of Donuts. You have been warned.

Based On The Bud Light Radio Commercials
http://www.mizzou.edu/~npvytc/Budlight/Budlight.html

(Cue Music)
Sake Presents; Real Otaku of Genius
(Real Otaku Of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Bad Sailor Moon Fan-fiction Writer.
(Mr. Bad Sailor Moon Fan-fiction Writer)

Unlike other fanboys, you don't just collect Sailor Moon, you write 
about her. You love those fukus, and you show it with words
(Write it, baby!)

As if the three websites and the posters weren't enough, you have 
stories to tell, but not the talent.
(Lemme Read 'em!)

Canon? Who cares? Sailor Moon needs a real man and you'll give her one. 
Or maybe, that man is you. Heck, who even wants to read about the 
Senshi? Give us new ones.
(All sorts of tales now)

So crack open some Sake, Mr. Bad Sailor Moon Fan-fiction Writer and 
know that without you, the rest of us might be taken seriously.

******

(Cue Music)
Sake Presents: Real Convention Heros
(Real Convention Heros)

Today we Salute you, Mr. Scary Anime Cosplay Cross-dresser
(Mr. Scary Anime  Cosplay Cross-dresser)

You do that which horrifies the rest of us; Cosplay, as an anime girl
(Pretending to be someone else, yeah)

Defying all laws of physics, decency and who knows what else, you 
somehow manage to squeeze six feet, three hundred hair covered pounds 
of man, into a slinky schoolgirl outfit.
(It's absolutely impossible)

Ranma, Magic Knight Rayearth, even Card Captor Sakura. You've played 
them all. Where lesser men would quail, you march forth, demonstrating 
your support for the medium we all love.
(Show your love)

So crack open some Sake, fanboy. Because without you to blind us, the 
optometrists would go out of business.

**************

Anyone who wants to use this idea, go right ahead.

-Steve "Komodo" T.
http://livejournal.com/users/pandoras_closet
http://aberdawnknights.keenspace.com
http://www.fanfiction.net/~pandorascloset



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