"That's amazing," Osaka said in awe. "The octopus must be the most virile
creature in all the world if each one has eight bal-"

"That's not what they mean when they call them octopus balls!" Kagura
shouted.

*falls over dead and twitching*

How sweet. The girl was normal. It was bizarre thinking something normal
could be produced from such an abnormal man. "You seem pretty determined

to

follow in your Daddy's footsteps. Why do you want to be a teacher so bad?"

"Because I like high-school girls too!" She jumped up and latched on to
Kaorin, rubbing her face between the older girl's breasts.

@_@

Tomo laughed. "Too shy, huh? Don't worry about it. Let your best friend in
the whole world put in a good word for you so he'll ask you out," she

boldly

proclaimed.

Yomi looked at her in surprise. "You'd do that for me?"

Yomi should Know Better (TM).

It was amazing. For the first time in recent memory, Tomo was actually

doing

something to help her. Yomi returned to pretending to read the book, idle
dreams of what it would be like to go out on a date with Yoshi consuming

her

thoughts. All she had to do was leave it up to Tomo to put in... a....
good... word?

I think her brain just caught up to her.

Yoshi trembled slightly as he stared wide-eyed in the direction the girls
had disappeared. "Whoa. I thought Tomo was full of crap, like always, when
she was describing Yomi. But after seeing her in action firsthand, I guess
she is violent and unbalanced. It's a good thing I discovered it before I
asked her out. I'm not into abusive relationships."

Heh.

"He won't do it. Just let him be. He doesn't have the guts to ask Sakaki
out."

This is gonna get messy...

He closed his eyes, summoning all of his courage. After several moments,

he

managed to blurt out, "Would you like to go to the zoo with me?"

A high-pitched, "Sure," was given in response.

Ut-oh.

Laughing nervously, he looked down to see Chiyo staring up at him. He

looked

around, and suddenly noticed everyone watching him closely, the words,
"Chiyo-chan," "date," and "pedophile," dominating the conversations.

Yep, it got messy.

Kazuki felt like breaking down and crying. As of this day, his high school
love life was officially over.

Branded!

Keiko gushed, "I've met the girl of my dreams. She's so cool, and tall,

I'm

simply overcome with emotion. She makes me feel like a bud in the spring."
Keiko sighed in adoration as hearts filled her eyes. "I'll make Sakaki

mine

no matter what it takes."

Ut-OH.

All the people in class stared in shock at where she had departed. All

save

one, who glared darkly. A moment later, she rose to her feet and went in

the

same direction Keiko had.

She is SO. DEAD.

Kaorin shot a glare in the direction of the stall. Almost as if sensing

the

ire, the moaning stopped. Satisfied, Kaorin turned back to the others. "It
was nothing, really. Keiko and I had a difference of opinion. But like two
civilized girls, we discussed the matter and came to a mutual conclusion."

Another moan came from the stall.

"What's her problem?" Tomo asked.

"Constipation," Kaorin answered. "Why don't you guys tell me what Yukari's
been like since I've left?" She ushered the others out of the bathroom,
grabbing the plaque as she exited the room.

PWNZ0RD! XD

Tomo appeared surprised. "Really? That's funny. I had you figured for the
type that gets asked out a lot because of your looks, but once the guys

find

out what your personality is like they try to beak up with you, and you

use

sex to try to salvage the relationship. I guess it just goes to show you
can't judge a book by its cover, right?"

Yukari brought the rolled up sheet of papers in her hand down hard enough

on

Tomo's head to knock her out of her seat.

XD

The nurse introduced herself as a matter of formality, since the students
saw her frequently. Once that was over, she asked, "Are there any

questions

before we begin?"

Chiyo raised her hand.

"Yes?" the nurse asked.

"Can a woman really [EXPLETIVE DELETED] her [EXPLETIVE DELETED] with her
[EXPLETIVE DELETED]?"

*facefaults*

"I... see," the nurse said slowly as she turned to exit the room.

Ut-OH...

Chiyo sighed in frustration. How was she expected to learn anything if
people wouldn't tell her the answers to her questions?

We can all sympathise, Chiyo-chan. *nodnod*

"I have never been knocked up by any guy I slept with!" Nyamo shouted.

*snicker*

Before Nyamo could stammer out an explanation that no one would believe
anyway, the crackle of the public address system filled the air.

"Kurasawa. Office. Now."

Ut...oooohhhhhh...

Nyamo gulped nervously. "So he'll go easy on me if I give him some
fanservice?"

"Nah. When he stares, scream out that he's sexually harassing you. He'll
forget all about whatever it was he was calling you to task for and
apologize."

Now that's sneaky.

The principal looked around the room. "What are we doing here anyway? I
can't seem to remember."

Unsure of how to proceed, Nyamo suddenly had a moment of inspiration that
would have done Yukari proud. "You were talking about giving me a raise."

*SNRK* GO NYAMO!!

The principal wandered aimlessly about the halls of the school, his mind
still trying to process exactly what it had seen and failing miserably. As
he walked, lost in thought, he stopped as he came up in front of someone

who

was so like him it was as if they were a pair of matched bookends. They
stared at each other for a moment, two mirror images of one another.

"Freak," Kimura said, before walking off.

*spittakes*


Dude, that was hysterical. You really need to write more Azumanga. XD

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