Tomo frowned. "Aw, I was hoping you'd teach it so you could tell us

some

really ero ero stories."

Yukari waved her hand dismissively. "Don't be silly. I'm not that sort

of

girl. I'm as pristine as the virgin snow."

*facefault*

I learned the hard way that anyone or anything that says "I'm not that sort
of girl."  usually is.  I had a D&D kender once ask a mischevious god for
the most interesting item he had.  The DM got a really wicked girn on his
face and my poor kender ended up with a dagger called, what else, "I'm not
that sort of girl".  The god bound this dagger to the kender, so that they
can never be seperated.

I can't really play my kender much, because the dagger tricked him into
putting on a belt of gender changing, then talked him into learning about
how to be a female from the parties nymphomaniacal theif, Candy, who took
her down to the docks to play with sailors.

Now my Kender is hopelessy insane, and driven by the dagger to nymphomania,
because the dagger IS THAT SORT OF GIRL.

NEVER NEVER NEVER trust anyone who says they're not that sort of girl.

LSMcGill. (off topic, but damn I miss getting to play D&D with a good
group.)

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