Subject: [FFML] Re: [fanfic][Azumanga] Sex Education
From: "DB Sommer" <sommer@3rdm.net>
Date: 4/2/2004, 1:02 AM
To: "The Eternal Lost Lurker" <lurkerdrome@sbcglobal.net>, <ffml@anifics.com>


Eternal Lost Lurker wrote:



"That's not what they mean when they call them octopus balls!" Kagura
shouted.

*falls over dead and twitching*

It seemed like an Osaka like assumption.



"Because I like high-school girls too!" She jumped up and latched on to
Kaorin, rubbing her face between the older girl's breasts.

@_@

Chip off the old block, she is.


Tomo laughed. "Too shy, huh? Don't worry about it. Let your best friend
in
the whole world put in a good word for you so he'll ask you out," she
boldly
proclaimed.

Yomi looked at her in surprise. "You'd do that for me?"

Yomi should Know Better (TM).

She's too excited at the prospect of dating Yoshi to think about that. But
it'll kick in in a few minutes.


It was amazing. For the first time in recent memory, Tomo was actually
doing
something to help her. Yomi returned to pretending to read the book,
idle
dreams of what it would be like to go out on a date with Yoshi consuming
her
thoughts. All she had to do was leave it up to Tomo to put in... a....
good... word?

I think her brain just caught up to her.

yep.


guess
she is violent and unbalanced. It's a good thing I discovered it before
I
asked her out. I'm not into abusive relationships."

Heh.

Nothing like sowing the wind. :)


"He won't do it. Just let him be. He doesn't have the guts to ask Sakaki
out."

This is gonna get messy...

Very, very messy.


Kazuki felt like breaking down and crying. As of this day, his high
school
love life was officially over.

Branded!


For life.

Keiko gushed, "I've met the girl of my dreams. She's so cool, and tall,
I'm
simply overcome with emotion. She makes me feel like a bud in the
spring."
Keiko sighed in adoration as hearts filled her eyes. "I'll make Sakaki
mine
no matter what it takes."

Ut-OH.

Yeah, but only for Keiko.


Yukari's
been like since I've left?" She ushered the others out of the bathroom,
grabbing the plaque as she exited the room.

PWNZ0RD! XD

I'm not up on my netspeak. Someone said it's spawned from 'Owned' or
somesuch?


Yukari brought the rolled up sheet of papers in her hand down hard
enough
on
Tomo's head to knock her out of her seat.

XD

She did have it coming. I can see Tomo saying it, though.



"Can a woman really [EXPLETIVE DELETED] her [EXPLETIVE DELETED] with her
[EXPLETIVE DELETED]?"

*facefaults*

I loved that drunken beach episode. :)


Chiyo sighed in frustration. How was she expected to learn anything if
people wouldn't tell her the answers to her questions?

We can all sympathise, Chiyo-chan. *nodnod*

There are some things I'd rather not know about. :)


"I have never been knocked up by any guy I slept with!" Nyamo shouted.

*snicker*

One of those sentences that sounds bad no matter how you phrase it.



"Nah. When he stares, scream out that he's sexually harassing you. He'll
forget all about whatever it was he was calling you to task for and
apologize."

Now that's sneaky.

Something Yukari would come up with, IMO.


Unsure of how to proceed, Nyamo suddenly had a moment of inspiration
that
would have done Yukari proud. "You were talking about giving me a
raise."

*SNRK* GO NYAMO!!

Figured it was time to give the girl a break for having the albatross called
Yukari attached to her.


stared at each other for a moment, two mirror images of one another.

"Freak," Kimura said, before walking off.

*spittakes*

I didn't know how that punchline would work. I guess it did.



Dude, that was hysterical. You really need to write more Azumanga. XD

Hey, it's my fourth Azu fic in about six months. I'm probably one of the
prolific Azu writers out there. :)

Seriously, though. I hadn't written anything in about a week (anything
posted in that time had been done earlier), and wanted to ease back into it
by writing something shorter before moving on to longer fic and try to add
to some ongoing series. Azu fit the bill in my mind. Once i got the 'Sex
Education' idea to revolved ideas around, it was easy, though I had to intro
'new' characters for male to female interactions. Surprisingly, it only took
three days for the scenes to gel, and a couple of days to write and revise
it. Glad to see it worked for you.

DB Sommer

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