Subject: [FFML] [FFML][Fanfic][Ranma/SM/TM/AMG/MHY/MS] RxoWS Ch 1
From: Shadowbakasama
Date: 7/9/2004, 10:04 PM
To: FFML


Disclaimer:  I don't own any of these characters, but I'm not trying to 
make any money off this so I guess it's OK then.

This is a Ranma continuation and multi-cross-over with Sailor Moon, 
Tenchi Muyo!, Mermaid Saga, Ah Megami-sama and Mamono Hunter Yohko.

This is my first time writing a fan fiction, so please review and tell 
me what you think.

            Ranma Crossing Over too the Wild Side
   
                By Paul Bennett aka Shadowbakasama


Chapter 1: The 'Cat-hunt' begins


After Neko-Ranma-chan was out of sight Dr. Tofu hurries out to work on 
Ryouga, while Nabiki is calling for an ambulance, police sirens and fire 
trucks can be heard in the distance getting closer.  Nabiki had warned 
them of the wedding, figuring things could get out of hand, as they did, 
flames ignited by the many bombs used were racing up the wedding 
decorations into the rafters of the dojo, while the table with the sake 
was a large bonfire now.

Several news crews and reporters were already taking pictures and 
talking to guests, having made arrangements with Nabiki, there was even 
a Llyod's of London agent making notes and shaking his head, 'We should 
never have insured a Nerminian martial artist's wedding.' He thought as 
he handed a check for 1 million yen for prelimimary damages to Nabiki.

"This will do for starters, arigaro, I hope you will stay available, I 
wasn't counting on the fire from the explosives getting out of control.  
Excuse me, I have to organize a manhunt for a cat." says Nabiki as she 
turns back to her agents.  "Alright, get the reporters over here, I need 
to make a statement about Ranma.  Also get me a police officer with a 
radio, we can't have the police or anyone else upsetting the him, err 
her while she is a cat.  Naoko, take six of the girls and find and buy 
up as much catnip as you can before the news breaks, we can corner the 
supply in the area.  Yuma, use your pictures of Kuno and get him 
arrested for using a live blade, we can't risk having him bothering 
'Osagi no Onna' right now, she's not in a good mood." 'Akane, you really 
messed up this time, who knows where Ranma will end up in this state.' 
Nabiki thinks to herself as she continues her damage control efforts. 

Kasumi is trying to calm Soun down as tears pour down his face as he 
cries "The schools will never be joined, my dojo is ruined, whatever 
will we do."

Akane and Ukyo are sitting under a tree, still in shock over how close 
they were to being torn apart by Neko-Ranma-chan.

Nodoka is dragging a panda back towards the house yelling at it "As soon 
as I get some hot water, you've got a lot of explaining to do!  Why is 
our son acting like a CAT!!  He attacked that Hibiki boy, scared the 
crap out of his fiancies, and he has gone running off chasing that 
pervert!!"

While the fire in the dojo is put out, and Ryouga is rushed to the 
hospital with Dr. Tofu, the police haul away both Kuno's (Kodachi kept 
assaulting people with her ribbon), Nabiki has the ranking police 
officers and the reporters and news crews gathered in a huddle out in 
the street.

"OK, this is a sticky situation here. Ranma, the groom, is a little out 
of his mind right now and running loose somewhere.  The problem is that 
he, or rather 'she' at the moment, is extremely dangerous, but ONLY if 
provoked." Nabiki explains.

"What do you mean 'she'? How can the groom be a 'she'? And what do you 
mean by dangerous, HOW dangerous? What will it take to provoke 'her'?" 
askes the police officer in charge.

"Listen, most of that is too long a story to get into now, and we want 
it kept quiet.  Let's start with a description, Saotome 'Ranko', 5 foot 
tall, 17 year old girl, with red hair worn in a pigtail, wearing a white 
tuxedo, is running around on all fours acting like a cat.  Now the bad 
part is that this 'Cat-girl' is a little pissed off right now, but as 
long as she isn't provoked, she should leave everyone alone, but I 
wasn't kidding about her being dangerous, she can use 'Ki claws' that 
will cut through metal, wood, concrete, and of course flesh like tissue 
paper, and she can jump over 20 feet high.  So we need to warn people to 
stay away from the 'cat-girl', think of her like a tiger escaped from 
the zoo, but much faster and more dangerous.  At least she doesn't think 
of people as food, as a matter of fact, I will cover the cost of any 
food the cat-girl wants, just let people know to let her have what she 
wants and don't upset her."

"But how do we catch this 'cat-girl'?"

"I would advise against trying to capture her, she may be able to hide 
somewhere, go to sleep and wake up as herself, otherwise it's best to 
have someone she trusts calm her down." as Nabiki thinks 'I hope we have 
someone who can calm Ranma down, Akane hit him as a cat, Ukyo threw 
bombs at him, he is still scared of his mother. Kuso, we better find a 
nice girl or kind old lady or something. Akane no baka.' Reaching into 
her purse "Here, I've got some pictures of her that you can put on TV 
and wanted posters, set of 5 for 50,000 yen or 1 for 15,000 yen.  I've 
also got some footage from the wedding on my camcorder here." she offers 
to the police and reporters.

"Hey, she's really cute, is she single?" 

"Nope, sorry, she's engaged already, besides, she likes girls."

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Later, back in the house the Tendos, Genma and Nodoko Saotome, Ukyo, and 
Colonge are gathered around the table.

Nabiki starts out "OK, I've got the police looking for 'Ranko' Saotome 
the wild 'cat-girl' with orders to keep people away from her and not 
provoke her, the TV and radio have 'Ranko' on the news and are telling 
people to be calm, stay away, and feed her.  That's the good news, the 
bad news is that the have picked up that the groom 'Ranma' Saotome is 
also missing, and the last sighting of the cat-girl was her roof-hopping 
10 miles east of here, so she's covered a lot of ground and is lost 
somewhere in Juuban."

"Juuban!? Isn't that where those magical girls fight with youmas?" askes 
Ukyo.

"Yes, the sailor senshi, 9 girls named after the planets and the moon 
fighting for love and justice." Kasumi replies "Oh my, I hope Ranma 
doesn't get into a fight with them."

"That's right, don't most of those youma look like women that turn into 
monsters?  They're sure to think that baka is a youma!" yells Akane.

"I wouldn't worry about that too much, even if they attack Son-in-law 
they are unlikely to be able to hit 'her', while in the neko-ken she is 
very good at dodging and is likely to think of it as a game, and leave 
after playing with them a bit." supplies Colonge.

"But how do we get my son back?  He's out there running wild in Tokyo 
and we have to get him back!" Nodoka cries.

"Well, so far he has come out of the neko-ken when calmed down and 
petted by someone he likes and trusts, or when the curse activates.  
Unfortunately he is a girl now and getting splashed with hot water isn't 
as easy as cold, and the only person I think he will trust right now is 
Kasumi-oneechan." Nabiki replies "So I think me and Kasumi-chan need to 
go to Juuban and find Ranma."

"Why you and Kasumi-oneechan, what about ME!  He's alway come to me 
before!" yells Akane.

"Ranchan is sure to come to me!" argues Ukyo.

"SHUT UP!" yells Nabiki, getting a little upset. "I've already thought 
about this. Akane, you malleted him twice today, once when he was a cat. 
Ukyo, you've thrown bombs at him, and hit him with a flour bomb as a 
cat.  Auntie Saotome, I'm sorry to say that your son is still a little 
scared of you, and I'm fairly sure he doesn't trust me, but at least I 
don't hit him." glaring at Akane and Ukyo.  "Kasumi is our best girl, 
she can calm him down and bring him back.  I'm going because I'm the 
best one to find him and keep him out of trouble."

After glaring down everyone Nabiki says "Alright, Kasumi-chan do need to 
bring anything, I'll call us a Taxi to get us to Juuban."

"Oh my, I'll just get my coat, purse, an umbrella, and a change of 
clothes for Ranma, and I'll be ready." Kasumi replies, as she gets to 
her feet.

"You might want to bring running shoes, we might have to chase Ranma 
around some." Nabiki advizes.  "Akane-chan, you and Ukyo-san could go to 
the hospital, I heard that Ryouga-kun is out of surgery now, Akari-chan 
mentions that he is fine but has over 200 stitches, and has been given 2 
pints of blood, I guess he's lucky that Ranma didn't really tear into 
him when he jumped in front of you." She looked a bit scared at the 
realization of how dangerous an upset Neko-Ranma can be.

Of course, so did everyone else.


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Meanwhile, the news is spreading by radio and TV, and coming to the 
attention of many interested parties.

At certain shrine in Juuban an old Shinto priest saw the news on TV and 
went looking for his granddaughter.  "Rei, I've got some interesting 
news for you!"

"What's so interesting grandfather?  I'm doing my chores." says a pretty 
girl with long black hair in a shire maidens outfit sweeping off the steps.

"You remember about 9 years ago, we found that boy who thought he was a 
cat?" says the short old priest.

"Yes, I remember Ranma, he was taught the neko-ken by his awful father.  
Grandma caught me playing with him out in the yard during our picnic."

"You were teasing him with a chicken leg and he pounced on you to get 
it, I've seen anyone else eat a drumstick bone and all.  Then he curled 
up on you purring, it was so cute."

"Grandpa!!" Rei yelled at him blushing bright red.  "Why are you 
bringing this up?"

"Well he's on the news, he went missing from a wedding that was bombed, 
and his 'sister' Ranko is on the loose acting like a 'cat', but I don't 
remember him having a sister."

"There is a girl running around in the 'Neko-Ken'!  Where is she?!" Rei 
asks becoming alarmed.

"The wedding was in Nerima, but she could be in Juuban be now from what 
was on the radio.  They had her picture on TV, she's quite the looker, 
maybe she'd be interested in being a shrine maiden? You think?"

"Get your mind out of the gutter you old man.  I'm going to go looking 
for her, I'll try and calm her down before she gets into trouble out there."

"Just be careful dear, you remember that tree that Ranma used as a 
scratching post."


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*Vrrrm*  *vrrrm*

"Excuse me mom, I've got to go check on something" says a cute 15 year 
old girl with blonde hair done up in 2 buns and long ponytails.

"Sure dear, not a problem." Mrs. Tsukino replied.

"Come on Luna." The girl called as she went into her room.

After she shut the door, she answered he communicator "Usagi here, what 
is it Rei?"

"We need to get all the senshi together, we have a dangerous situation, 
that needs careful handling.  Have you seen the news about the 
'cat-girl' that ran away from a wedding?"

"Your 'dangerous situation' is a 'cat-girl' that doesn't want to get 
married?  Come on Rei."  Usagi says sarcastically into the communicator.

"Usagi, the wedding was bombed! A dojo almost burned down, and that 
'cat-girl' put a boy into the Emergency Room to get over 200 stitches.  
If she is what I think she is, she has 'claws' that can cut steel like 
paper! and she is probably in Juuban by now!  Just get all the senshi, 
I'll meet you on the roof of the arcade." yells Rei's voice out of the 
communicator so loud that that Usagi drops it.

"OK, Ok, sheesh, don't have a cow, but what if one of the others finds 
the 'cat-girl'?  Do you think they could take her?" Usagi says into the 
comm after picking it back up.

"NO! Stay away from her, she's not a monster, she's just an insane 
martial artist.  Besides, getting into a fight with her would be BAD."

"OK, alright, I'll call the others and get them to meet us at the 
arcade." Usagi says before closing the cover, hanging up on Rei.

"Mom! I'm going to meet my friends at the arcade, got to go, ja ne." 
Usagi calls as she runs through the house and out the front door, Luna 
hot on her tail.


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On the roof of the arcade 9 girls in fuku, a guy in a tuxedo, and a 
couple of cats are having an emergency meeting.

"Usagi, is this about those big eyed monsters and mutated corpses that 
have been showing up in the park the last couple of months?" asks Sailor 
Venus.

"No, Rei saw something on the news that we need to handle." Sailor Moon 
replies. "Mars, why don't you fill us in."

"OK, you probably heard the news about this 'cat-girl', well I think 
this girl is a martial artist that has learned the Neko-Ken." Sailor 
Mars tells them.

"'Neko-Ken' what's that?" Sailor Jupiter cut in, "Is she dangerous."

"The Neko-Ken or 'Cat-Fist' is an ancient technique used to train 
incredibly dangerous berzerkers for battle." replies Pluto. "The 
warriors strength, speed, and senses are enhanced, and deadly 'Ki claws' 
can be created that cut through anything with ease. So yes, she IS 
dangerous."

"But, she is not a monster!" objects Mars. "She can be calmed down and 
become sane again.  When I was 7, I met a boy who had learned the 
Neko-Ken, he wasn't vicious, he just acted like a cat.  Apparently this 
is his sister, she shouldn't hurt anyone unless she is attacked.  We 
just need to find her before she gets into trouble and hurts someone."

"She already put a boy into the hospital!" yells Uranius.

"That was at the wedding, there were bombs going off and he probably 
provoked her." Mars yells back.

"HEY!  Quit it you two!"  Sailor Moon yells at them.  "Alright , now 
Mars, how do we handle this 'cat-girl' if she is so dangerous?"

"It's not that bad.  She thinks she is a cat, so we have to treat her 
like a cat."  Sailor Mars explains her plan.  "We should find a pet 
store and get some cat-nip toys, and drop by that new American KFC and 
get some fried chicken."

"That sounds like a great idea Mars, I havn't tried out they're food 
yet."  Sailor Moon says.

"The chicken is for the *Cat-Girl*! Not for YOU! you greedy gut."  Mars 
yells at Sailor Moon.

"WAAHHH!!  She won't let me have any chicken!  She's so mean too me!"  
cries Sailor Moon.

"It's OK Moon, we'll just have to buy enough for us and the neko-onno."  
Mercury says trying to calm down the moon princess.

"Hey Mars, maybe I should live with you." Artemis says.  "It sounds like 
you really know how to treat a cat."

Sailor Venus glares at her cat, and Luna swats him one.

"Hey, I was just kidding, sheesh.  But knowing how a cat thinks I think 
Mars's plan sounds really good.  Yummy fried chicken and cat-nip 
MwuHahaha."  Artemis says getting carried away.

"OK well, since we are all here, I should tell you what I've come up 
with on those monsters and bodies in the park." Sailor Mercury says as 
she steps forward, setting up her computer to show holograms.  "The 
bodies and monsters were all human, most of them had been mutated by an 
unknown substance.  Whatever it was mutated some of them, and poisoned 
some of them.  Most of the victims were girls inbetween 17 and 25 years 
old.  The monsters we fought didn't have any powers except for fast 
healing, but they were really hard to kill.  We also know that the Moon 
Wand was unable to reverse the mutation.  They don't seem to be like any 
of our enemies, and don't show up on the my scanners as anything besides 
a human or large animal.  Rei, did you learn anything from you fire 
readings."

"The fire was a little confusing, I saw a small boy, monsters, dead 
bodies, and Mermaids, and glimpses of a young couple looking for the 
boy." Mars tells the others.

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*Aaachooo*

"Yuta, are you catching a cold?" a gorgeous young woman in a short 
skirted tube dress asks.

"Mana, we can't catch colds or get sick, I think someone was talking 
about me." Yuta replies.

"Are you sure this is the right park?  Do you really think Masoto is 
doing this?"

"Well, we did find out that his body was missing from the morgue, after 
he was killed in that car wreck, and the pictures of the monsters look 
like 'Lost Souls', so it looks like that little 800 year old brat is 
poisoning young women with mermaids flesh trying to make an immortal 
mother for himself.  What was it 10 girls dead so far?"

"Ten is just the poisoned girls. Yuta, there were 5 'Lost Souls' that 
killed 8 people and put 14 more in the hospital.  Humph, even if he gets 
an immortal girl, who would want to take care of a psychotic little boy 
forever.  If we find that little bastard I'll take his head myself! 
Wrapping me up in barb wire and using that cleaver on us. Grrrr." Mana 
growls with her teeth clenched and making fists. "Killing me is one 
thing, but that damn barbed wire HURT."

"Gees, Mana, calm down, we'll find him." and so a young looking couple 
of immortals entered the park looking for a little boy.


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*Aachoo*

"Oh, poor kid are you catching a cold?" asked a young woman. "Are your 
parents here?"

The little boy on the park bench says "No, my parents died a long time 
ago, and I don't have anyone to look after me anymore" *sniff-sniff*

"You shouldn't be here in this park anyway, I here there have been 
monsters appearing here lately, although the sailor senshi usually show 
up to kill them, you never know when another one will show up.  Why 
don't you come with me and we'll get something to eat?"

"But I have some special sushi right here in my bag, you want to try a 
piece? It's good."  He says offering her a raw piece of fish meat from 
his bag.

Now if you were to look up, or step back further you would see a red 
haired girl in a dirty white tuxedo laying on a branch up in the tree 
behind the bench, and she perks up when the boy opens his bag of sushi.

"Mmm, this is good, what kind of fish is this"

"Mermaid, it's very rare and hard to find, but it keeps really well."

Of course seeing them eating the good smelling fish, the red-haired girl 
jumps out of the tree, landing on all fours and asks for a piece, since 
she loves fish. "Meeooorrw?"

Both the little boy and the young lady are a bit startled to see a girl 
jump out of a tree and act like a cat.  "Ano, ... do you think she wants 
a piece of sushi?" the girl asks the boy as Neko-Ranma-chan came a bit 
closer looking at the bag, sniffing, then looking back at them asking 
politely "Mreeorrw?"

"Well, I guess it's OK, I still have plenty, and you never want to get a 
cat-girl angry." the Masoto joked, taking a piece of mermaid flesh from 
the bag he tosses it to the cat-girl. "Here you go, that's a good 
neko-ken girl, that's right eat up. Heheheh."

Neko-Ranma-chan eats the tasty treat and wants some more, so she asks 
"Mreeoorrw?"

"Umm, she must be hungry.  From the looks of her clothes she's probably 
been running around neko-ken all day.  Here you go, niiice kitty." the 
boy says as he gives the cat-girl some more fish.

"'Neko-ken'? is that dangerous?" the girl asks nervously as the boy 
gives the cat-girl more sushi.

"Well, we'd be safer if she were on drugs and waving a machinegun 
around.  Niice kitty.  Here have some more.  Don't scream or run, cats 
chase things that run." Masoto is starting to sound really nervous, 
chances are one or both of the girls will be affected by the mermaid 
flesh any moment now, and he'll have to make a get away.  Nevermind that 
the greedy cat was eating all of his stash of mermaid flesh, so he palms 
a few pieces and puts them his pockets.

"Greedy cat, here have the rest." He says as he tosses the bag with just 
a couple of pieces left for the cat-girl to paw through.  After 
Neko-Ranma-chan eats the last of the fish and tears up the bag looking 
for more, the boy is backing away, and the girl screams and goes into 
convulsions as her eyes bulge out and veins pop out all over her face.

Mana and Yuta come running down the trail when they hear the screams.  
Mana says "I'll get that little shit, you keep the 'lost soul' away from 
me." and they run towards they're targets.

Masoto hears someone running and turns to see a furious looking Mana 
with two sticks joined by a strand of barbed wire. "Aack!" and he's off 
running, with Mana quickly making up the distance.

The poor girl has finished screaming and convulsing, and has mutated and 
bulged out into a blue-skinned bug-eyed monster and is looking at the 
cat-girl.  The 'cat-girl' doesn't like the looks of this monster and 
growls and hisses at it as her pigtail sticks straight up and she huffs 
up her clothes.

Yuta stumbles to a halt, not wanting to draw attention as the two stand 
off against each other.  Suddenly the 'lost soul' moves and 
Neko-Ranma-chan jumps right at it yelling "RROOWWRR!!" as her battle 
cry, (translated from cat "Mouko Kaimon Ha Kaiteiban Neko Kaimon Ha" or 
"Fierce Tiger Opening Gates Blow Revised: Cat Claws Open the Door" a 
Neko-Ken revision of a Yama-Sen-Ken technique) swatting it's clawed 
hands away with her claws, then landing with her hands on it's shoulders 
and her feet in it's gut, she rips her feet down with her claws out 
doing a quick eviseration while the claws on her hands tear into the 
monster's shoulders.  As the 'lost soul' screams in pain and fury, she 
leaps clear in a spray of blood and flesh.

"Holy Shit!!" yells Yuta, quickly deciding he doesn't need to stick 
around anymore, the cat-girl seems to have the monster well in hand, so 
he turns away and spots Mana as she tackles Masoto and wraps her barbed 
wire garrote around his neck, using one of the sticks to draw the wire 
tight as his face begins to purple and blood flows down his neck.  As 
Yuta starts to run in they're direction he says to himself "Note to 
self: Never ever get Mana angry."  Then looking back to check on the 
cat-girl and the 'lost soul' he adds, "also never get in a fight with a 
cat-girl."

When Yuta walks up to Mana, she has the garrote tied off around Masoto's 
neck and he's not twitching anymore, so he figures she broke his neck. 

Mana looks up at him and asks "What about the 'lost soul' did it die 
from the poison?"

"No, it got torn apart by that other girl, strangest thing I ever saw. 
Check it out, she's just playing with it now." and they look over to see 
the blue-skinned monster laying in a pool of blood and guts, trying to 
get up. It's skin is covered with many long and deep cuts, some of them 
looking like they went through the bone.  The cat-girl seems to be done 
with it and swats it's neck with one hand leaving the head barely 
attached as blood fountains from the cuts.

"Eeew, that's nasty, and that poor girl is covered in blood now, she's 
never going to get the stains out of that tuxedo, bloodstains on whites, 
forget it.  Oh well, lets get out of here and dispose of this little 
creep somewhere."

"Sounds good Mana, let's stick him into my extra seabag and pack some 
sticks and leaves in there to make it look right, then we'll find 
someplace to burn him after we get out of the city."

"OK, Yuta.  Just as long as I get to cut his head off before we burn 
him.  He came back after that flaming car crash, I don't want to have to 
hunt this little bastard down again.  Besides I promised him I'd take 
his head if he messed with us, and I always keep my word."

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After picking up 4 buckets of KFC fried chicken and determining that no 
petstores were open the senshi split up to look for the runaway 
cat-girl, the inners splitting up to check the schools and parks, the 
outers going downtown and to the mall.

Twenty minutes later Sailor Venus was outside of the park when she first 
heard the screaming and yowling, and called the other inners. "This is 
Venus, I'm almost at the park and I hear what sounds like a terrible 
fight, it could one of those monsters, it could be the 'cat-girl', hell 
it could be both.  But whatever it is get your asses over here, I'm 
going to check it out, but I want some back-up ASAP."

Then the brave fuku-clad warrior ran into the park, too see what was 
making all the ruckus and came out of the trees in time to see the 
cat-girl still playing with the monster.  She opens up her communicator 
as says "This is Venus, I was right, it was both, but it looks like the 
monster won't be a problem, Pluto wasn't kidding about the 'cat-girl' 
being dangerous *Gulp* by the time you guys get here the monster will be 
a pile of hamburger if she keeps playing with it."

A few minutes later the five inner senshi are gathered at the edge of 
the trees, looking at Neko-Ranma-chan trying to lick her bloody hands clean.

"Eeew, that's just nasty.  She's going to get sick if she keeps doing 
that, *I'm* going to get sick if she keeps doing THAT.  What are we 
going to do with her?!" asks a pale looking Sailor Moon.

"Ugh, I guess we need to get her to the shrine, Gramps actually knows a 
bit about this, and she needs cleaned up, but how do we get her there?  
We can't just walk a bloody cat-girl down the street through town!" 
replies Sailor Mars.

"We need a truck or a van, we could call the outers and see if anyone 
can figure out how to get one on short notice." suggests Mercury.

"Did someone say they need a van?" Pluto says as she walks up behind 
them. "I've got one of the school's vans at the edge of the park, so why 
don't we go out there and get our cat-girl before the police show up, ne?"

"Pluto, how did you know to be here with a van at just the right time?" 
asks Jupiter suspiciously.

"That ... is a secret." Pluto smugly replies to the glares of the inners.

"Oh well, I'll go get her, Venus, Mercury, cover me, the rest of you 
stay back." Mars tells them as she walks out into the open going "Here 
kitty kitty, that's a nice kitty, you killed that nasty monster all by 
yourself didn't you?  Good kitty.  Do you want some KFC?"  She tosses 
out a drumstick, attracting Neko-Ranma-chan's attention.

The 'cat-girl' leaves off trying to clean her hand and walks over the 
the drumstick and sniffs it.  Deciding that it smelled good enough to 
eat, she picks it up and bites off the top half.  *CRUNCH* *Crack crack 
crack crack* *Gulp* *Rrrrummm vrrrrummm rrrummm*  Then she pops the rest 
of the drumstick in her mouth.

"I didn't know cats could eat with they're hands."  Moon says from where 
they are watching.

"We usually don't since it takes both forepaws to pick something up, but 
she has thumbs so of course she would use her hands to eat."  Luna tells 
her.

"So your saying it's all in the thumbs then." Venus asks.

"Just try using your hands without curling your fingers in or using your 
thumbs and see how you do."  Luna replies getting miffed.

"Shush you two."  Mars whispers to them, then she walks towards the 
cat-girl with another drumstick ready.  "Here kitty kitty, come here 
Ranko-chan.  You want some more?

Neko-Ranma-chan looks over Sailor Mars as she walks closer, he remembers 
a girl he used to play with, she sounds about the same, so he gets up 
and goes up to her, see seems friendly and he rubs his face against her 
hand, before taking the drumstick from her hand and starts eating it, 
taking the meat off first before crunching the bone in two.  While he is 
eating the nice girl scratches under his chin and pets his head just how 
he likes it, this must the the same nice girl, so he starts purring for 
her and rubbing up against her.

"Oh, your a nice neko-onno aren't you?" Mars says to the cat-girl.  
"Well do you want to take a ride in a van?  I'll take you home and get 
you all cleaned up, and you must be still be hungry after running around 
all day and killing that awful monster."

So Neko-Ranma-chan follows her down the path and lets her take his 
jacket and pants off, this is OK with him, they were wet and nasty and 
he wasn't looking forwards to licking them clean anyways.  Then he 
follows her into a large box and lays at her feet so she can pet him.  
He gets a bit upset when the box starts moving, but the girl keeps 
petting and cleaning him with a rag so it must be OK.

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Yuta, Mana, and Masoto are characters from Mermaid Scar, which most of 
you haven't read, but it's one of Rumiko Takahashi's other stories.  
Those who eat the flesh of a mermaid can become immortal, die from the 
poison, or become a monster called a 'lost soul'.  Masoto is a 800 year 
old kid in the body of a 7 year old, Yuta is a 500 year old young man 
who has been wandering around, Mana is an immortal girl of about 18, and 
she's fairly new at this.  As immortals they can be killed but usually 
come back to life in 12 hours unless they're head is removed.  Of those 
who eat mermaid flesh, about 2/3rds die, and the rest become monsters, 
only about 1 in a hundred become true immortals, but some of the 
monsters blur the line with the immortals, being very hard to kill and 
having rapid healing, sometimes even coming back from the dead unless 
the head is removed.

Yes, Ranma did eat the flesh of the mermaid and survived, what do you 
expect after eating Akane's cooking which is much more toxic.  But this 
means I can kill Ranma! YES!! Unless his head comes off he'll just keep 
coming back for more punishment. MuhahHAHA!  Not that killing Ranma 
would be easy, especially not after Saffron, but somewhere down the line 
expect him to wake up in a morgue or dig himself out of the ground. 

I'd like to thank Targhan aka David Crawford for the letting me use part 
of the plot of 'Moonlight Kitty' for this story.  An excellent short 
fanfic that has Hino Rei meet Neko-Ranma as kids, and yes they do end up 
engaged.




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