"Cock sucker!" she spat, storming back into the reception area. "Next
time I see that lazy bastard, I'm gonna rip 'is nuts off and shove 
'em
so far up his ass, he'll be able ta-"

O.o;; Inventive!

Profanity is very... contextual, i guess...

"You need to calm down," Anko interrupted with a snort. Pushing off 
of
the nurse station beside the doors, she fell into step with the 
fuming
young kunoichi. "It hasn't been _that_ long, and you're making me 
look
bad."

Is that even POSSIBLE?

Sure it is! Anko may be incredibly irritating in many ways, but it can 
_always_ get worse :P

"Well it looks pretty fuckin' bad!" Temari snapped, not looking up.
Instead, her eyes fell to the pile of shredded cloth at her feet. 
What
remained of Sakura's clothes were stained completely black with 
crusty,
dried blood; they'd had to _peel_ them off of her so the doctor could
treat her wounds.

Mmm, peeling Sakura...

...not in a pleasant way, in this instance, though ^_^;;...

"Hey, I'm the one that should be offended here!" Anko snapped. 
Crossing
her arms, she squinted threateningly at her co-worker. "What part of
that foul-mouthed, body-snatching little freak resembles me?" she
demanded.

"Bite me, ya monster-fuckin' whore!"

The prostitution rests!

'Discussion in chambers' takes on a whole new meaning -_-;...

Frowning, Yoshinari walked around to look at Sakura from another 
angle.
"The first thing most children learn to pierce is clothing, because 
it's
easy to make the distinction between living and inanimate 'layers.'"

"Hah! No wonder Hinata's always blushin' when she looks at Naruto,"

Yeah, we ALL know she's doing that. XD

Heh, perhaps... though i wonder if the Hyuuga, who for the most part 
seem to have totem-poles shoved up their asses, would be offended by the 
insinuation...

"I fuckin' told'ja, my tongue ain't long enough fer that!" Temari 
called
back as Anko slipped out and the door began to shut again. "And we 
don't
have any candles or gerbils!

O.o;;

She might be making that part up... maybe... ^_^;;...

"Hmm... I might be able to better observe the chakra flow if your 
bodies
were situated on the same plane of reference," the ANBU observed
critically, when Sakura stared leaning toward Temari's face. "Maybe 
you
should get on top of her."

Perv!!

He's a Hyuuga; i'm sure he's seen better...

Automatically, her thoughts turned to her own 'teacher.' Anko had 
seemed
fine when they'd spoken earlier, but the examiner had excused herself 
to
return to her duties before Sakura had found the nerve to ask her how
she was holding up.

Well, it doesn't involve a bra...

_<;...

Standing, Yoshinari offered Sakura a hand up. "Because we have no way 
to
predict how your possession of Temari might affect you, Ibiki-san 
thinks
it would be best if you stayed here for a few days, for observation."

Which is a polite way of saying "we want to turn you into the camp 
whore".

Don't they have Temari for that now, though?

"I'll just have to work _twice_ as hard as when I was trying to beat
Ino!" Sakura resolved, but she stopped in her tracks when she 
pictured
Gai-sensei beaming at her and giving her a thumb's up. *Dammit, now 
I'm
_really_ starting to act like Lee-kun.*

Time to get green spandex and a bowl cut!

She already has the evil green jumpsuit ^_^;....

"Thank the gods, you're safe!" Wrapping its many sundry limbs around 
the
stunned kunoichi to prevent its prey from getting away, the 
lascivious
demon lifted Sakura off her feet as it dragged her into its lair...
where it turned out to be none other than Sakura's mother.

Sakura's mother is a tentacle demon? ....that'd explain a lot...

In this case, Sakura is just hopped up on post-torture happy drugs, and 
may not be thinking too clearly, though i _have_ written a short where 
she might be distantly related to some sort of tentacle demon O_o;...

"Well close the door and take off your clothes, so I can see," the
taller woman replied, moving a few steps away.

Man, EVERYBODY wants to get Sakura naked!

Er... but i'm sure they all have legitmate reasons for it... really... 
stop looking at me like that...

"Hey, I can be an 'adult' when I need to be," Anko whined. "Speaking 
of
children though-" Anko reached up to cup Sakura's breasts. "Hmm... I
guess do have them after all, or is this just swelling?"

Oh, so wrong! XD

Anko knows how to enjoy the finer things in life, such as an easy target 
^_^...

"The Hyuuga start doing chakra exercises when they're really young, 
so
their bodies grow fast. Next time you see her, why don't you ask her 
how
old she was when she started wearing a bra."

"I- I couldn't do that! She'd think I was some sort of pervert!"

"A pervert? It's not _that_ weird a question, Sakura-chan. Unless... 
Do
you _like_ shy little Hinata-chan? And here I figured assertive girls
were more your type..."

*DIES*

Good chapter all around. XD

That's a relief -_-;. I still rather feel like this chapter is a bit 
long on exposition, but i couldn't figure out a better place to put most 
of it. I also found a dozen stupid errors in the text right after i 
posted. Bah... At any rate, thanks for taking a look at it!

~Eimii 


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