[FFML] [Naruto] Memories Lie chapters 1 and 2, the 3rd story arc of People Lie.

[David McMillan]

Nugar wrote:

> 	"So, other than the bleeding eyes, any problems like
> Hinata is having?" Naruto asked, the awkward moment passed.
> 
> 	Sasuke shook his head.  "No, I'm feeling pretty good,
> really."  He hesitated and looked away, embarrassed.
> "Except, ah, twice now, I've had this really weird dream
> where I was wearing these sort of sun god robes on a pyramid
> surrounded by a thousand naked women screaming and throwing
> little pickles at me."

	<faceplant>
	...you... you are a bad, BAD man.

> 	Whatever reaction he might have expected from the
> blond, it wasn't the one he got.
> 
> 	"YES!" Naruto cried, collapsing to his knees with his
> fists thrust into the air and his head thrown back in
> exultation.  "Finally, someone else had that damned dream!"

	<!!!!!FACEPLANT!!!!!>
	Althought, the idea of Naruto being played by a very young Val 
Kilmer... kinda works.

> 	Sasuke blinked at him as Naruto regained his composure
> and his feet.
> 
> 	Naruto looked rather unapologetic about his odd
> outburst, though he did have a thoughtful expression.
> "Though, under the circumstances, I suppose we should
> probably call that a side effect of the Kyubi's chakra."
> 
> 	"…interesting," Sasuke allowed.  "Are there any other
> side effects I should be aware of?"

	"You mean, besides the Laser From Heaven summoning jutsu?  Or the 
House-Destroying Jiffy-Pop no jutsu?"