[FFML] [Fic][SM] Sailor Who?

[Angus MacSpon]

Been a while since I posted any fiction.  This is a piece of fluff, but
the idea amused me.



"Sailor Who"?
By Angus MacSpon

Based on characters and situations created by Naoko Takeuchi.
Comments and criticism welcome.
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"So it doesn't bother you?" asked Usagi.

"Not in the least," said Setsuna.

Ami only sighed.

The three were walking slowly down a quiet side-street in the middle of
town.  It was Saturday, nearly eleven at night, and the city was
bustling; but the road around them was nearly empty and they could speak
without fear of being overheard.

Tonight had been a Girls' Night Out at a local restaurant, one of the
rare ones when all nine of them had made it.  Usagi, Makoto and Ami had
to deal with baby-sitters these days when they wanted to go out, so it
was uncommon for all three to be present at once; Haruka and Michiru
were on tour as often as not; and it was rarer still for Setsuna to
socialise.  But for once, everyone's schedules had aligned, and they had
had a long and enjoyable evening in a private room.

Later, after they had all made their good-byes, Usagi and Ami headed
back toward where they had left their cars, and it turned out that
Setsuna was going in the same direction.  (She did not say *where* she
was going, and the other two did not ask.)

So they continued to chat on their way.  After a little, the inevitable
subject arose.

"But if Pluto isn't even a *planet* ..." said Usagi, and paused
meaningfully.  Her eyes were wide, and far too innocent.

Setsuna gave a tiny, finely-calculated sniff.  "As if it matters what a
bunch of astronomers say."

"But they said Pluto is only a *dwarf* planet --"

"You aren't going to let this go, are you?" asked Setsuna, irritated.
"Come on, Usagi-chan.  Size doesn't matter.  Ask any man."

"Hm."  Usagi's expression took on a certain hint of satisfaction.  "As
a matter of fact, Mamo-chan is perfectly --"

"Usagi-chan!" said Ami, reddening, and Usagi chuckled.  Even happily
married and with a child of her own, Ami retained a certain prudish
nature.

Setsuna shook her head, ignoring the by-play, and went on, "Look, it
doesn't matter that the astronomers call Pluto.  It doesn't matter how
big it is.  What matters is whether it has a soul."

"A soul?" asked Ami curiously.  Usagi stopped laughing, and simply
looked interested.

"Certainly.  Haven't you ever wondered why you always say, 'On behalf of
the planet Mercury'?  Each of us draws power, and authority, from our
own world's planetary soul."  She paused, and added thoughtfully, "Not
just planets.  Even a few of the asteroids have souls.  You've both met
Ceres, Juno, Vesta and Pallas.

"Pluto is no different.  It has a soul, and I am its senshi.  But those
other, far outer worlds ... for one reason or another, they never quite
managed to wake up.  They can never have senshi of their own: poor Eris,
Sedna, Makemake and the rest.  They are the real dwarf planets."

They walked in silence for a little.  "You sound ... sorry for them,"
said Usagi curiously.

Setsuna shrugged.  "It's ... sobering to think of what might have been.
If things had gone a little differently, I might never have become
Sailor Pluto."  She gave a wry shrug.  "Or, then again, there might have
been more of us.  Perhaps even a second Moon senshi."

"A second --"  Usagi froze.  "What?"  Behind her, Ami's eyes widened,
and she started to open her mouth.

"Certainly," Setsuna said calmly.  "After all, it would only be fitting
to have a senshi for Earth's other moon."

"Other *moon*?!"

"Indeed.  And I'm sure you wouldn't mind sharing your title with Sailor
Cruithne."

"Sailor *who*?"  Usagi stared at her, aghast.

"Oh, you hadn't heard?  Yes, astronomers discovered Cruithne a few years
ago.  It's rather hard to see from Earth, but --"

Usagi rounded on Ami.  "Ami-chan!" she said desperately.  "It isn't
true, is it?  There's no such thing as Cruithne!  There can't be another
Moon Princess!"

"Well ..." Ami said, and hesitated.  "Cruithne does exist, and it is
sometimes called Earth's second moon.  But, Usagi-chan --"

"Waah!"  Usagi, not unexpectedly, dissolved in tears.  Seeing her car
not far ahead, she put on an impressive burst of speed, and soon left
the other two behind.  Her wailing echoed through the street.

Ami sighed and started to go after her, but then visibly gave up as
Usagi reached her car and flung herself inside.  Instead, she looked up
at Setsuna and said, "She's going to be quite cross with you when she
finds out the truth, you know."

The older woman smiled faintly, and said, "What, that Cruithne is a tiny
ball of rock, only about five kilometres in diameter?"

"It isn't even a moon, really.  It's an asteroid with an orbit that's
synchronised to Earth."

Setsuna shrugged.  "She started it."  They walked on in silence for a
few moments, and then she shook her head with a snort.  "Dwarf planet,
indeed."


End

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Note:  Cruithne is real, and is indeed sometimes called "Earth's second
moon."  It is named after an ancient Celtic people in iron-age Britain,
and its name is pronounced, more or less, "Crinya".

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Angus MacSpon                                  Email: macspon at ihug.co.nz
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