[FFML] [FIC][MEGACROSSOVER] Requiem

[Salvador Escriva Gil]

Jejejejjejeejej

So much nostalgia


El 24/08/2016 a las 16:45, Gary Kleppe escribió:
> Andrew Hubbard <animeotakudrew at yandex.com> wrote:
>
>>     “I tried to save you, you know,” he said as he started to walk 
>> around
>> the grave. “I tried to go back, and stop it from happening. But every 
>> way
>> I tried, it was no use. At every point I could think of that would have
>> made a difference, I was blocked because I crossed too strongly onto my
>> own timeline.
>
> You know, this begs up a question that I can't resist trying to answer...
>
>
> The Tardis engines thrummed as the machine wended through strata of 
> history and probability. "Right, that takes care of Dragonball Z," The 
> Doctor said to the assembled passengers, turning away from the 
> console. "Next stop, the Sailorverse. I'll soon have all of you back 
> home."
>
> "I really don't understand why you can't use your time machine to save 
> the FFML," Conan Edogawa said. "Just a little constructive feedback 
> and maybe some good story inspiration in a few places, and the 
> community ought to thrive nicely."
>
> "Believe me, I tried. It's just too tied in with my own timeline. The 
> one thing I must never to is try to interfere with my own history. The 
> whole thing could collapse in on itself."
>
> Nabiki Tendo looked up. "You know, I was fairly involved with FFML 
> myself at one point. I really don't remember much to do with you at 
> all. Maybe a couple of crossovers and cameo appearances, but it was 
> really all manga and anime which you weren't part of."
>
> "That's just how it is, that's all," The Doctor said, visibly 
> uncomfortable.
>
> Conan looked at Nabiki for a moment, and nodded. "Doctor, I think 
> there just might be something you aren't telling us."
>
> The Doctor shrugged.
>
> "I think I know." Nabiki smirked. "You were a fanfic author, right?"
>
> "Okay, it's true," The Doctor said guiltily. "Actually, I was 
> *several* fanfic authors. You know that story where a new character 
> shows up at your school, beats up Kuno, and you fall in love with him? 
> *I* did that."
>
> "Which one? There's a *lot* of stories like that."
>
> "I know. I wrote them all. I tried experimenting by hopping around 
> time and posting basically the same story with only minor variations 
> to different readers. Nobody ever liked it for some reason. There's 
> more. Remember Megane 6.7?"
>
> "Sure," Conan said. "I always enjoy reading his MSTs." He smiled. 
> "You're him?"
>
> "Oh no. But he's MSTed my work maybe a dozen times."
>
> A horrified look crossed Sailor Moon's face. "You didn't write... THAT 
> story, did you? You know the one I mean?"
>
> "I'm afraid I did."
>
> "Ew!" Her gloved hand slapped The Doctor's face. She turned away, 
> clutching her cat to her chest.
>
> The Doctor rubbed his chin. "I had that coming."
>
> "Interesting," Conan said. "So you were responsible for a lot of bad 
> fanfiction in past. I suppose you've been too busy with saving the 
> universe and all to be posting much these days?"
>
> "Actually, I've been one of the more consistent writers on the list 
> recently. But I've been doing it under another name."
>
> "You don't mean...." Nabiki looked disgusted. "You *can't* tell me 
> that you're..."
>
> "Neko Nightgazing..."
>
> "I SAID YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT!"
>
> "Fine. Just as well. Even I can never keep all those names straight."
>
> "Doctor, Doctor, Doctor." Conan began to pace around the floor. "Why 
> did you do it? Why did you create so much fanfiction, and all of it... 
> bad?"
>
> "Look, you have to understand. I'm from Gallifrey." He sighed. "Time 
> Lords have incredibly vast knowledge and are capable of doing a lot of 
> fantastic things. But one thing we *can't* do is write. About the only 
> writing that anybody on my planet does is in the historical archives, 
> and those're *supposed* to be duller than dishwater. When it comes to 
> plot and character development, none of us know our arses from our 
> elbows."
>
> An unfomfortable silence fell for a moment.
>
> "Settle something for me," Nabiki said. "Some people used to claim 
> that I was Tybalt, the anonymous list moderator. I wasn't." She looked 
> The Doctor in the eyes. "Were you?"
>
> "Oh, no. I was never part of list administration." He smiled 
> wistfully. "No, Tybalt was definitely not me."
>
> "That's a relief."
>
> A light flashed on the console. The Doctor slapped a button, and a 
> flat panel shimmered into view.
>
> "Hello?"
>
> A black-suited man appeared on the screen, his white-streaked beard 
> accenting a malicious smile. "Ah, Doctor."
>
> "You again?"
>
> "I'm afraid you've spammed the FFML, my dear Doctor," he said with a 
> flourish in his voice. "Your thread must be banned, and you with it!"
>
> "You're in the wrong time period!" The Doctor shot back. "Your 
> moderator privileges were revoked back in the late ninteen-ninties!"
>
> "I don't care! You're being tempbanned... permanently! Goodbye, 
> Doctor!" He laughed loudly, and the Tardis began to shake.
>
> "Hang on to something!" The Doctor shouted, and reality began to fade. 
> "It's only because the author couldn't think of a proper ending...."
>
>
>
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