[FFML] [Harry Potter] How He Defeated Dark Voldemort
Sexy Neko Hibiki
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Fri Aug 29 00:35:58 PDT 2008
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How He Defeated Dark Voldemort
by
Sexy Neko Hibiki
"How did you defeat Voldemort Harry?" asked Dumbledoor.
Harry says "With the power of love."
Dumbledoor says "I knew it. How did it work Harry?"
Harry says "I made him watch five days of Barney re-runs. He had to
listen to Barney saying he loved him. Poor bastard killed himself on the
fifth day. He's in hell now. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving
guy."
Dumbledoor blinks and says very faintly "Oh."
The End
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